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Versus is clearly bored on force-pro today.
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09-14-2011, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...
Oh my, I do believe my semi is back. MechaSaya, you're second to none as a fluffer, and you can take that to the bank.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 11:45 AM
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#27
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
...could have fooled me...
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I started high school again today. Felt a bit creepy.
But damn some of these 16 year olds are just as enticing as I remember 16 year olds being when I was 16.
16 is legal here alright, back off.
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09-14-2011, 11:50 AM
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#28
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Make sure you don't forget that promise when the fluids start running, sweet-cheeks. I will make an awesome tampon. I'm ribbed and I can play gee-tar - for that "I'm having getting fucked demeaning-like to cool musics and all your orifices are belong to me" buzz.
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Oh. So you're a hippie, too. How about this: The next time you have a craving for the red-wings, take that tomato paste you got from the farmer's market and fill your hemp flesh-light with it when you're listening to your own psychedelic jams for that ultimate "I love slowly tongue-punching my own vagina because it taste better then my tears" buzz.
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09-14-2011, 12:01 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...
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I certainly hope so. Your engagement with the most obvious troll ever is deplorable.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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09-14-2011, 12:03 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MechaSaya
Oh. So you're a hippie, too. How about this: The next time you have a craving for the red-wings, take that tomato paste you got from the farmer's market and fill your hemp flesh-light with it when you're listening to your own psychedelic jams for that ultimate "I love slowly tongue-punching my own vagina because it taste better then my tears" buzz.
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Eh, I tried that already. I think on the balance I'd rather you just sat on my face and called me a bad puppy. Tongue-punching my mangina just tastes like jizz-flavored queef.... like fucking my Arthur and Martha alter-egos with the fluids all intermingling in one big pot.
Shit, that was heteronormative. Quick, tell me off, I've still got that semi.
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Originally Posted by Versus
I certainly hope so. Your engagement with the most obvious troll ever is deplorable.
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What can I say? She's good. The boner wants what it wants.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 12:12 PM
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#31
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Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Shit, that was heteronormative. Quick, tell me off, I've still got that semi.
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Marginalizing harmful perceptions of non-heterosexual behavior IS FOR FAGS.
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09-14-2011, 12:32 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Originally Posted by MechaSaya
Marginalizing harmful perceptions of non-heterosexual behavior IS FOR FAGS.
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Thassright, baby... SPILL your displeasure all over mah face. Ohhh... it runs like a Suffragette faced with a horse.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 12:37 PM
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#33
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Oh, my! Is it getting Takei in here or what?
Yeah, baby!
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09-14-2011, 12:47 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Fuck yoo, I ain't Takei! MechaSaya is a LAYDEH!!
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 12:52 PM
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#35
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
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Yes you is! Cuz I'm a mang mungst men and so is MechaSaya!
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09-14-2011, 01:01 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
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Do giant robots have gender?
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09-14-2011, 01:04 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 346
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I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
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09-14-2011, 01:05 PM
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#38
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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I juzz tole u doodz she's a man, babeeee!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-14-2011, 01:06 PM
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#39
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
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You're in the way of sword-crossing! Quit interrupting, son, and get out of the money shot!
*rolls film*
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-14-2011, 01:10 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Elystan
I liked it better when the thread was about me : (
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Shush boy, you had your chance to lay the smackdown. Move aside, men and MechaSaya ladies are talking.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 02:13 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...
Oh my, I do believe my semi is back. MechaSaya, you're second to none as a fluffer, and you can take that to the bank.
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Mostly I'm upset that while I was out getting an education, then spreading the word about sexual violence, I get home and sit down for five god damn minutes and find out that my evil robot clone is getting more dirty talk than I am.
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09-14-2011, 02:18 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
I juzz tole u doodz she's a man, babeeee!
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I....I...love..you.
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09-14-2011, 02:52 PM
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#43
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
I....I...love..you.
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Rub that sexy death hawk all over my nekkidness!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-14-2011, 03:25 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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You just made me blush so hard that my head nearly exploded. Hooray for Takei!!!
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09-14-2011, 05:16 PM
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#45
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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It's what I do, make girls blush before moving in for the sexy-time.
C'mere, Apey.
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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09-15-2011, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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