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03-05-2011, 01:15 AM
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Shoot. In the Versus show, we only drive Pontiac Firebirds. It's like sex for the boots.
Seeeeeeeeex.
Sorry. I'm drunk out of my mind right now. I'm kind of upset because I was shot down a lot at the club. The girlies did not like the boots.
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03-05-2011, 02:48 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Versus
Shoot. In the Versus show, we only drive Pontiac Firebirds. It's like sex for the boots.
Seeeeeeeeex.
Sorry. I'm drunk out of my mind right now. I'm kind of upset because I was shot down a lot at the club. The girlies did not like the boots.
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Okay Versus' boots, I'll steal a Pontiac Firebird, but only for you.
Versus hun - just give me your boots, and then you can have all the girlies you like... I'll lend you my slippers - no hang on you'll get the wrong sort of attention with those - they are pink sequined slip on shoes - I love them - fark knows when I became so girly!
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03-05-2011, 04:13 AM
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#53
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Versus
You are absolutely fickle. I will humor you when you want to be honest, Morrigan.
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This is a weakness that must be purged!!!
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Originally Posted by Versus
Sorry. I'm drunk out of my mind right now. I'm kind of upset because I was shot down a lot at the club. The girlies did not like the boots.
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There's simply no accounting for taste. You should see how we treat military people.
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03-05-2011, 06:01 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Fuck I wish more people were like that. After boot camp, I was stationed in Virginia and was spit on and had sodas thrown at me. IN MY OWN FUCKING COUNTRY. I hate the society I serve, sometimes.
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03-05-2011, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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What part of Va were you stationed in? I've seen nothing but love for the troops around here, the northern bits of the state are a little less pleasant, especially east of DC.
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03-06-2011, 03:47 AM
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#56
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
Fuck I wish more people were like that. After boot camp, I was stationed in Virginia and was spit on and had sodas thrown at me. IN MY OWN FUCKING COUNTRY. I hate the society I serve, sometimes.
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I'll spit on the people who spit on you... It's going to get messy... Oh and I'll throw bigger soda bottles at them, then crush them beneath the wheels of my monster truck.
XD
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03-06-2011, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Originally Posted by Solumina
What part of Va were you stationed in? I've seen nothing but love for the troops around here, the northern bits of the state are a little less pleasant, especially east of DC.
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North Island. I also had the pleasure of meeting the anti-military cult that claim that all soldiers are homosexual baby rapists and deserved to die, usually found protesting at the soldiers funeral. I nearly vomited from anger.
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03-06-2011, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Saya
This is a weakness that must be purged!!!
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Right over my head. I'm sorry. ; ;
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I kind of expected it. It was a hip hop club, after all. I went to look out for a friend. Being obnoxious at women was just me trolling. He's kind of a country bumpkin, and the place has a reputation for attracting rowdy people. I'd feel bad if he got his shit kicked in when I wasn't around.
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
North Island. I also had the pleasure of meeting the anti-military cult that claim that all soldiers are homosexual baby rapists and deserved to die, usually found protesting at the soldiers funeral. I nearly vomited from anger.
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They came to where I'm stationed. I would have needed some work done on my car if they didn't have police escorts.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-07-2011, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I was catching up on this thread when I stumbled across this and did a doubletake ...
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I like the idea of a cunnilingus competition...who cares if a guy can box, espeically if he's good at this...  |
But ... isn't cunnilingus just boxing the box? LOL!
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03-07-2011, 01:00 PM
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#60
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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....tongue boxing...... for science?
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03-07-2011, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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*chuckles* ....
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-07-2011, 04:34 PM
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#62
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Right over my head. I'm sorry. ; ;
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You will regret it in the end.
And at your height I assume everything goes clean over your head XD
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03-07-2011, 05:25 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
And at your height I assume everything goes clean over your head XD
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... And slams into my ego like it was a fortress wall.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-07-2011, 06:17 PM
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#64
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Gotta admit a big reason why I like short guys is because I have a million and one short jokes that I just never get sick of. Never.
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03-07-2011, 06:46 PM
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#65
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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It's tough buying uniforms at the baby gap.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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03-08-2011, 02:43 AM
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#66
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Versus
It's tough buying uniforms at the baby gap.
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bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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03-08-2011, 09:30 AM
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#67
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Internet crushes are annoying. I've only had one once.
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03-08-2011, 09:33 AM
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#68
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
Internet crushes are annoying. I've only had one once.
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I disagree. You don't have to worry about how they feel, if they like you at all, or anything, because there's fuck all you can do but admire from afar.
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03-08-2011, 09:34 AM
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I suppose... but doesn't it make you sad that you can't touch em' and stuff.
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03-08-2011, 09:44 AM
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#70
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Well who's to say he'd let me if he ever met me? Chances are, no. Online, its funny and not heart breaking.
My IRL crush is agonizing because we volunteer together :X
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03-08-2011, 09:48 AM
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#71
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I hate agonizing!
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03-08-2011, 09:57 AM
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#72
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I know, and I feel I should be too old for shit like hanging around longer so we're putting in our hours at the same time.
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03-08-2011, 10:28 AM
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#73
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I can't say I agree, I dislike internet crushes because I would much rather be able to really act on the impulse, even if they don't reciprocate at least I would know. Thankfully I've had very few internet crushes.
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03-08-2011, 10:30 AM
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#74
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I'm too shy to ever act on anything, I only date dudes who I know have a crush on me.
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03-08-2011, 10:59 AM
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#75
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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ME TOO. I hate being boy shy. I was always secretly jealous of the girls that could just go up to guys, and flirt like it was nobodies business. I've never asked a boy out. I don't know how I have a boyfriend.
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