What's made your day?

[skoteinh]

.... And I'm dancing alone in my living room! Love it! : D

[vindicatedxjin]

I love dancing alone in random places!!!

[solanine]

While tidying out some cupboards I found a box of old necklaces and other bits of jewellery that I thought I had lost/thrown out so i am very happy at the moment sifting through the box drinking hot chocolate.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Jaye Jang

I so wish, but it only counts as a holiday here if you work for the government, which I don't.

Boo, I guess it is because I live in an area with such a large military presence (gosh that makes it sound like an occupation zone or something) but here just about everyone counts it as a holiday, all the kids even get out of school.

[Jaye Jang]

This just made my evening, so I'm posting it on break, just in case you folks need a laugh:

Dictator says: He states that it interferes with even routine activities of daily living and he has trouble simply walking around the farm. He no longer can do any kind of bird hunting, which is one of his passions. Similarly, he would like to be able to fly fish but he cannot even make it down to the stream.


ASR says: He states that it interferes with even routine activities of daily living and he has trouble simply walking around on his forearm. He no longer can do any kind of birthing of hobbits, which is one of his passions. Similarly he would like to be able to fly like a flying fish, but he cannot even make it downstream.

And people wonder why I moonlight as a medical editor. 1. Because I need the paycheck and, 2. Because computer 'bloopers' are so much funnier than doctor 'bloopers. '

Now, back to work.

[Pineapple_Juice]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

Why not just keep both =D

Sweet cheeks there's a reason I work three jobs and it ain't 'cause I like staying busy.

[SweetJane]

"You can't schlepp shmutz."

[vindicatedxjin]

Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

Sweet cheeks there's a reason I work three jobs and it ain't 'cause I like staying busy.

I'm sorry, I feel ya there. I'm about to have to pick up another job myself

[MollyMac]

48 toe and fist push-ups in less than a minute. Better than the boys.

[Jaye Jang]

This. I was having a really bad day, in between shifts, bills, etc. Then I heard this and remembered how funny Tom Lehrer songs are. Sometimes, a good laugh is all you need to set you straight.

When You're Old and Grey-By Tom Lehrer

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.

[skoteinh]

Originally Posted by Jaye Jang

This. I was having a really bad day, in between shifts, bills, etc. Then I heard this and remembered how funny Tom Lehrer songs are. Sometimes, a good laugh is all you need to set you straight.

When You're Old and Grey-By Tom Lehrer

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.

It made my day too! Sad, but brilliant.

[Ben Lahnger]

Tom Lehrer is brilliant.

My day was made when I landed in Milwaukee ... and found I could walk around outside in a t-shirt ... in November! Win!

Today we are visiting with my folks and going to the art museum on the lakefront!

[MollyMac]

Re-Certified for CPR/AED with no issue

[RadTeeJay]

I got a job interview ^_^
YESAHHHH!!

[Corpsey]

After a month without my computer I have it working again and have started to recover my old collection.

It's Jazz central in my room at the moment.

[MollyMac]

^thinking about Jazz in Corpsey's room^

[Pantherlette086]

I made a strawberry cake.

[Noirmoth]

I found the MP3 for Over the Hills and Far Away by Garry Moore.

[Still Jack]

Finding a bag of Bio Tortillas in my room. Win.

[Corpsey]

Originally Posted by Molly Mac

^thinking about Jazz in Corpsey's room^

That made me think of trying to fit all these guys into my room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-TAxm00jOg

That would make for one hell of a Session.

Or were you thinking of another kind of Jazz?

Jack, were the Tortillas fresh? If so that is definitely a win.

[Apathy's_Child]

Seeing Sax snuggled to my girlfriend on the sofa after a busy morning of tail-chasing an rug-peeing has made my day.

I'm not ashamed to say I "awwwww" 'd out loud. Dogs are fucking beautiful. :]

[Lady_Alyce]

I just found a 3 Musketeers bar, my favorite candy, in the kitchen. My day has been made.

[Krick Wurkheiser]

No school! My day has just been made. And Hammer films to spend it with!

[SweetJane]

Me and my freind's boyfriend were sitting on a couch watching He-Man at the independant media center, and he says "Man, if I were a superhero, there would be no alter-ego. Everyone would know I had superpowers. I would never change my name."

And I said "No, dude, you'd be... "Hinkle-Man"!" (air punch LEFT, RIGHT!)

He was so excited about it he slapped my thigh so hard he left a bruise, the fucking spaz. Hooray for new nicknames.


Also, from She-Ra, "I need my sword to turn into She-ra! Since I can't use muscles, I'll have to use ideas."

[CrimsonPythonidae]

I drove a 100 tonne haulpak, only a baby one but still big enough for starters.

Right now I'm eating some kind of delicious berry, sugary-icing, bread-twist thing, and watching Shinbone Alley. This is kinda making my day too.