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Old 10-13-2007, 08:40 PM   #1
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omg lyke harry potter fanfiction is SO HAWT

This is the funniest spoof of Harry potter wet dream *coughs* excuse me "fan fiction" I've ever seen. It starts out really slow but it is VERY funny. That is if you have ever read some of the crap these horny teenage girls write.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU
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Old 10-14-2007, 01:59 AM   #2
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I have a Harry Potter fanfic...

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edit: Wow. I though my stories were crap, but they're way better than that.
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:35 AM   #3
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I like that it was snowing AND raining at the same time . . .

http://karmasutra.devia#ntart.com/art/A-Harry-Potter-Guide-to-SLASH-36168783
Take the # out of the word deviant. It's so worth it. <3
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Old 10-14-2007, 03:26 PM   #4
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I have a Harry Potter fanfic...

*hides*



edit: Wow. I though my stories were crap, but they're way better than that.
This one was a parody
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:49 PM   #5
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Lmfao!

Okay, I admit it--I do write fanfictions, but mine are not shitty pieces of work like this. xD I actually put some effort into putting together a plot, and then I pay attention to my mechanics and so forth... it's nothing like my novel writing, however; that seems to be the only type of writing I take extra care with. I just write fanfics for the fun of it. But enough about that.

That was really funny, though. I laughed really hard, because that's how a lot of these horny fifteen-year-old girls write. Haha. Their literacy teachers need to give them a good slap upside the head.
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:24 PM   #6
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Lmfao!

Okay, I admit it--I do write fanfictions, but mine are not shitty pieces of work like this. xD I actually put some effort into putting together a plot, and then I pay attention to my mechanics and so forth... it's nothing like my novel writing, however; that seems to be the only type of writing I take extra care with. I just write fanfics for the fun of it. But enough about that.

That was really funny, though. I laughed really hard, because that's how a lot of these horny fifteen-year-old girls write. Haha. Their literacy teachers need to give them a good slap upside the head.
I don't think a slap is what they need per say.....if you get my drift.
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:12 AM   #7
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I can't believe I just watched all of that....I was way too confused. DX!!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:32 AM   #8
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I like that it was snowing AND raining at the same time . . .
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Lol

i could say that it is .. funny :P
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:37 PM   #9
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<sigh> and to think I ever considered a Harry Potter fanfic....
Anyways, the video was ridiculous, even if I didn't burst out laughing....but Ebony's robotic old lady voice was amusing, as well as Draco Malfoy's <encounter> with her....
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:41 PM   #10
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Hahahaha yes
there are other parts
This is a series and I personally find it hilarious.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:37 AM   #11
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I dated girl who wrote shit like that.
That was hilarious.
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Old 10-16-2007, 03:33 AM   #12
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Fan fiction. My best friend's brother writes fan fiction shit, and the sad thing is he wasting his talent.
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Old 10-16-2007, 02:26 PM   #13
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I wonder what's wrong with the narrator's real voice.
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Old 10-16-2007, 03:25 PM   #14
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I don't think a slap is what they need per say.....if you get my drift.

You're right, they need to be stabbed through the head with a metal ruler.

...

Har har.
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Old 10-16-2007, 04:15 PM   #15
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I was thinking more like get laid, to release all the sexual tension they have pent up thinking about how hot Draco or Voldemort is.
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Old 10-22-2007, 01:21 AM   #16
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I dated girl who wrote shit like that.
That was hilarious.
Thankfully you're not talking about me. Right? RIGHT?!

Oh god. Maybe I should follow Ebony's example and slit my wrists, even when I'm excited.

And, honestly, what are red-whites?
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Old 11-25-2007, 12:05 PM   #17
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WOW! Thats... interesting.
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