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10-16-2008, 06:27 PM
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#1326
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 89
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I don't have one. I don't actively search for cartoon porn.
Do you like pretzels?
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10-18-2008, 11:19 AM
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#1327
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Yes! But German pretzels are the best. 
What is your favourite drink?
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10-19-2008, 02:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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Jägermeister.
What's your favourite saying.
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10-19-2008, 04:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 88
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Eat fuck.
would you rather murder someone or be murdered?
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10-19-2008, 04:36 AM
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#1330
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Murder someone.
Would you rather go deaf or blind?
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- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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10-23-2008, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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Deaf, at least then I wouldn't have to listen to the verbal diarrhea that people spout.
Would you rather burn to death or die of hypothermia ?
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10-23-2008, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Hypothermia, because I would stop feeling it eventually so it would be kind of painless.
Have you seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and did you understand all of the euphemisms?
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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10-23-2008, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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Definitely hypothermia. I heart the Shining (J-Nich movie version)!
Would you rather be shot or stabbed?
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10-23-2008, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Stabbed. It would feel more honorable. Guys squeezing metal to shoot high velocity pices of metal is stupid.
Would you rather have your nose smashed in or get a chelsea smile?
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10-23-2008, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Smile, At least it's good intention.
Would you rather sleep with Amy Winehouse or ....Britney
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-23-2008, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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Amy Winehouse. She's british, she most likely has less STDs, and a couple of her songs are actually tolerable.
Would you rather cut out your eyes or smash your foot with a toilet seat until it's essentially a bloody pulp?
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10-23-2008, 11:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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The latter.
Opteron_Man or women?
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10-24-2008, 10:10 AM
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#1338
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Er...the second one.
How many goths does it take to change a light bulb?
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10-24-2008, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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I dont know, how many (I cant remember the punchline to this one) !!!. 
How many surrealists does it change a light bulb ?
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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10-24-2008, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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1 if he have enough hand.
What does it take to turn every country communist ?
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-24-2008, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Ooh I don't know, what?
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the bulb, four to scream "TURN THAT LIGHT OUT!"
How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
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- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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10-25-2008, 06:49 PM
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#1342
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The center of the city where all roads meet, waiting for you.
Posts: 413
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None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Why do I care about people even though it hurts?
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10-25-2008, 06:53 PM
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#1343
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Missouri
Posts: 166
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Because despite our deepest grudges we still love and need others,and if they are all dead then we are truly alone.
Why do we destroy eachother over stupid ideas?
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10-25-2008, 07:17 PM
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#1344
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Because stupidity reigns supreme.
Why is there no arts and craft store in my town?!?!
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Undead.
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10-26-2008, 05:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Because I said so!!! Bwahahaha!!
How come Japanese "Alice in Wonderland" got banned by Disney's copyright?
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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10-26-2008, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
Posts: 1,116
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Seven days after anyone saw it, a little Japanese girl dressed as Alice came out of their TV and killed them?
Is Marilyn Manson right for the role of Frank-N-Furter in the new Rocky Horror Picture Show remake?
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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10-26-2008, 12:57 PM
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#1347
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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NO. Why are they doing a remake, the old one was perfect. 
How many more films are to be ruined by crappy remakes?
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10-26-2008, 01:08 PM
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#1348
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Many, many more.
What is your favorite time of the year?
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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10-27-2008, 03:29 AM
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#1349
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Let's say winter season!!
How did you find this site ?
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10-27-2008, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 88
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I was looking up pictures of ripped jeans with fishnets underneath, to show my mom that my jeans wouldn't look so bad cut up. I never found a picture, though, I did cut up my jeans.
What would you do if you found a dead body sitting on your couch?
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