the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 12

edible_eye · 10-25-2005, 08:12 PM

granted. it happens at sunrise, though. bye-bye.

i wish i could get off this fuckin' seat to go write.

Ariis · 10-25-2005, 08:15 PM

Granted... but you can't stop writing.
You ignor everything even food and you
starve to death.

I wish I was alive and back in Los Angeles.

1TOOMANY · 10-25-2005, 08:39 PM

Granted your back in LA but your a manwhore working sunset strip.

I wish I owned property in Maldives

Ariis · 10-25-2005, 08:46 PM

Granted... But the trail of lava follows you
wherever you go and burns everything on
your property

I wish Angela Gossow invited me to play bass
for her band.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Granted. She invites you, but upon realizing that you're playing for Angela Gossow, you get nervous and screw up a lot. She get's pissed, shoots you in the head, and completely gets away with it. Why? Because she's a celebrity, that's why.

I wish didn't have class tomorrow.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-25-2005, 09:48 PM

Granted..

You now have no class tommorrow and miss meeting the Smoking Fucking Hawt 'woman of your dreams', and pull your bottom lip over your head, in a final pathetic moment of loneliness, smothering slowly in your own saliva..

I wish I could LEGALLY Firebomb the Financial Aid office on Campus...

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-25-2005, 09:55 PM

Granted. A law is passed and yes, you now have the right to blow up the Fin. Aid office. I help you out of course (I hate them too) but in the process of setting up the bomb next to the office we set it off.

We've now blown up the office, but have also managed to blow up ourselves. Suck.

Ok, wierd one:

I wish there were no such thing as lying and greedy politicians.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-25-2005, 10:00 PM

Granted..

But instead of Lying, Greedy Politicans the world is now plagued with Giant Monsters that shoot Radioactive Sperm on your face, scarring you horribly and causing small children to run screaming from you in Terror, the rest of your very short life..

Yeesh.. Good going...

I wish I could REALLY have my special and secret wish..

Really..

No, really..

*pause*

Yes, really...

TheKorovaMilkbar · 10-25-2005, 10:07 PM

Granted. We have monsterous sex. And you live happily ever after.

Why E_P_S, I never knew. All you had to do was ask.

LMAO!! I couldn't resist, I had to say it.

I wish to die quickly before E_P_S has the chance to catch me and torture/slowly kill/do whatever to me. Quickly now, she's coming.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-25-2005, 10:11 PM

Granted...

But instead of having to face the Acetylene Torch and Pliers I keep in my Pocketbook, you are abducted by Islamic Terrorists and sold to the Banditos for Years and YEARS of Biker Butt Sex!!!!

And when you finally die, quickly of course, the last sight your jizz filled eyes see, is your own asshole, pointing and laughing at you from the floor..

I wish I could pee standing up...

WITHOUT peeing on my own legs, of course..

Right?

Guys?

/ It puts the lotion in the Basket....

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-26-2005, 01:10 AM

Granted, instead, they are replaced with Assfaced people who vomit diarrhea every 3 minutes.

I wish that I had more of this yummy watermelon candy.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-26-2005, 01:41 AM

Granted...

They do..

But when your most secret wish comes true, you are bound eternally from tasting its sweetness..Knowing it was realized, and powerless to enjoy it..

I wish more people weren't DUMBER than my Pet Paperclip, Clippy...

Demonista_Ravenesque · 10-26-2005, 02:34 AM

Granted...instead of with Clippy...they start playing with your mind until you eventually go insane and kill yourself.

I wish that I could have my facial piercings without passing in my exams.

Ariis · 10-26-2005, 08:46 AM

Granted... you get a spitting headache instead.

I wish Angela would give me a 2nd chance
to play bass in her band.

edible_eye · 10-26-2005, 09:46 AM

granted. but it's only so she can slam a hammer against the back of your head so you no longer remember who she is. word on the street is, she's sick of hearing you whine about her.

i wish i had a big fuckin' cheeseburger right now.

demoncross · 10-26-2005, 10:11 AM

Granted, you have the worlds most fucking awesome delicious gigantic burger you have ever seen, so delicious it is that you literally dive in a begin eating, and so you eat and eat till you can no longer move, wedged inside the burger of your dreams you die, buried, in burger meat.

I have already met the woman of my dreams, I just wish I was with her now.

sigh... the stars are so gorgeous.... sigh... yet so far.

ThinkUsInsane · 10-26-2005, 01:52 PM

Granted. You get there just in time to see her fall for someone else. Tough luck.

I wish i had a pet mime

Ariis · 10-26-2005, 03:57 PM

Granted... but when you bring him home
he starts talking and he won't shut up.

I wish I could remember what I am doing with
a 4 string guitar?

Kettu · 10-26-2005, 04:44 PM

Granted, you remember what you where going to do with it, but you dont like the plan anymore and destory it.

I wish my ribs where broken

Ariis · 10-26-2005, 06:19 PM

Granted... you get fired and now you have
lots of time to turn your hair pink.

I wish I was at the beach in LA now.

Ariis · 10-26-2005, 06:52 PM

Granted... a bill arrives in the mail and skipping two
days you can't send it out in time to be paid.
I hope you don't need a perfect credit rating.

I wish I played bass for a goth or metal band.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-27-2005, 07:11 AM

granted but the band sucks and at your very first gig the crowd riots and burns the concert hall down, so you and your crappy band mates are all human toasts.

mmmmm.....toast.....

i wish i wasn't sick all the time.

ThinkUsInsane · 10-27-2005, 01:40 PM

granted... your sickness goes away. After killing you in an extremely gruesome fashion of course. :grin: Anywho...

I wish for a fish on a dish.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-27-2005, 05:42 PM

granted...you get your fish on a dish and many other dr seuss books, you are then compelled to read tham over and over and over and over and over and over......you are then committed to an insane asylem where you spend the rest of your days with fat, smelly man named bongo who thinks he is a pirate and you are his ship.
prepare to be borded...........

i wish for eternal lust.

edible_eye · 10-27-2005, 07:35 PM

granted. and now, as an added bonus, you get an eternal lust object - me.

i wish my refrigerator would work again.