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02-06-2010, 04:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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I want someone to convince me to dye my hair black.
And nobody will do it. I don't have the balls to go out and do it on a whim so I want to be viciously forced into it so I can wail and moan about how emo it is while secretly feeling all hot n shit. Also, if it turns out ugly and I looked better the other way, I can blame it on whoever coerced me and then I don't have to take the fall for being stupid.
Life is so depressing when one has hair woes. I just can't think of anything more horrifying to endure than being bored with one's locks. I'd rather have AIDS and a sexy head than be healthy and lame, am I right?
Of course.
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02-06-2010, 05:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Get rainbow coloured hair.
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02-06-2010, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
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Dye your hair black. I said so. I give you permission. If it makes you feel better I only date brunets and girls with unnatural hair colors like blue, green or purple. Fuck blondes and redheads. If it looks like shit that will only make you angry and angry brunets make my dick hard so it's a win/win situation.
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02-06-2010, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Done. The plan is in place. At an unspecified time in the near future when you leave your place a nondescript van will be waiting. Men in black suits with shades on will grab you and carry you into the van. You will be blindfolded, hogtied and spirited away to an undisclosed darkened warehouse. There, a licensed cosmetologist (perhaps KontanKarite, perhaps not) will dye your hair as black as a raven. You will then be placed back in the van and dropped on your doorstep. You'll have to get out of the blindfold and ropes yourself.
Oops, sorry! I mistook this for the corrupted wishes thread.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the screamingly funny,
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02-06-2010, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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A good way to find out if a colour suits you ( And I have done this myself by the way ) is find a place that sells hairpieces, wigs, weaves ect. Try on a black wig in a style roughly similar to your own and see how you like it. If you don't, try another colour or even a different style.
That way you'll have less chance of hating your hair colour than if you just dye it and devil take the hindmost.
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02-06-2010, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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dye your hair black.
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02-06-2010, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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Now she definitely won't do it.
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02-06-2010, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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You would have to post a picture before anyone could really advise you in terms more useful than "if you want to then go ahead".
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02-06-2010, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Black is never wrong. Do it.
Personally I'm going the other way. Going to go back to my "Spike" and Star Trekky Andrew Eldritch period and dye it terribly eye-soring peroxide blond.
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02-06-2010, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
You would have to post a picture before anyone could really advise you in terms more useful than "if you want to then go ahead".
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Not looking for advice. Looking for BROOT FORZE.
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02-06-2010, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Stop being a pussy, Pineapple! You love the black, you NEED the black, it is the only colour that really loves you - it is the ultimate demonstration of commitment and subcultural authenticity! Without it, you are not complete, only a complete coward.
Do it. Do it NOW. Or I shall be forced to insult you a second time.
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02-06-2010, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Damn. That was GOOD.
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02-06-2010, 08:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Less complimenting, more massaging the inky and foul-smelling goo of doom into your hair! I swear, I'd better not see you posting in here again tonight - you should be on your way to the drugstore and clutching that box of self-validation in your hands. Go! Now!
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02-07-2010, 01:17 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
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Ophelia. Don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please.
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02-07-2010, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JethroAranas
Ophelia. Don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please.
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Wrong poster, chappie. (It's PJ)
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02-07-2010, 01:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lolly PopMuzik
Wrong poster, chappie. (It's PJ)
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LOL. Perdon Ophelia. So sorry.
Here.
Pineapple, don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please. Juice, I'm begging.
Perdon again Ophelia.
Thanks Lollypop.
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02-07-2010, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Wow, PJ, that last post there ought to be a powerful enough motivator to make you run to the drug store now.
I'm with Ophelia on this now. Are you gonna post in this thread again sniveling about how you're not sure, when flaunting that jet black mane will scream how independent you are?
No more posting until you can upload nu-u pics.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-07-2010, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JethroAranas
LOL. Perdon Ophelia. So sorry.
Here.
Pineapple, don't dye your hair black. Please. I'm begging you. I'll do anything, anything; just please, don't dye your hair black. Please. Juice, I'm begging.
Perdon again Ophelia.
Thanks Lollypop.
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No problema, Jethro. It's far too late for me, anyway, as my hair is already dyed black. However, you get in between PJ and her fast-approaching blackness, and we're going to have muy muchas problemas.
Also, PJ, it's Black History Month - show some respect! Dyeing your hair black is the very least you can do.
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02-07-2010, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
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Hear, Ophelia.
Pineapple, it's time to make a change. Many poeple believe in you.
It's time for people to see a fruit salad with black pineapple hairs;
A pizza with black pineapple toppings,
and most of all, su gente are dying to taste a black-haired pineapple juice which we have never tasted in our whole life. You can make a change pineapple-juice.
usted puede hacerlo pineapple. you can do it. We believe in you.
Dye your hair black! Now!
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02-07-2010, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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I'm gonna do it!
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02-07-2010, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blindNsect
Now she definitely won't do it.
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Wait a minute Pineapple_Juice is a girl?
OMFG I always thought she was a male!
D=
(Sorry u___u)
Anyway you should post a picture of yourself so we can tell if black hair would really look good on you.
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02-07-2010, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Not asking if it would look good or not.
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02-07-2010, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Nope. No pics until she gets her hair colored black as coal. Looking forward to seeing that! (-:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-07-2010, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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God spoke to me the other day. Do you know what he told me? He told me to tell you that he wanted you to dye your hair black. Do you dare defy the will of our lord and savior? If it doesn't work out, you can blame it on God.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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02-07-2010, 10:15 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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My once red locks are right at this moment saturated in unholy inky darkness-LIKE MY SOUL. Only an hour to go...
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