the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 52

Alaizabel Cray · 07-22-2006, 10:30 PM

Granted. However, in order for this to happen, you can't ever see those items again and must live your life as if they don't exist at all.

I wish I could find suitable clothing without having to make it all/pay ridiculous amounts of money for something I could just make for about half the price(which can take a lot of time).

six_inch_heels · 07-30-2006, 02:46 AM

Granted. Wherever you go for the rest of your life you never have to suffer the torture of looking for, making or buying clothes. In fact, you no longer need to bother with clothes at all. What could be more suitable than wandering around as bare as the day you were born? :P

I wish I could afford a sewing machine

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roserougesang · 07-30-2006, 04:25 AM

Granted. You can afford a sewing machine now. Sadly, it does not work properly and everything you attempt to sew/repair with it becomes a mangled mess. Bye bye wardrobe! :P

I wish Oscar Wilde was still alive. (this one's for Cicero as well

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six_inch_heels · 07-30-2006, 05:53 AM

Granted. Oscar Wilde comes back to life. However he is not happy, not at all. He is in such a decrepit state from being dead and buried, in our modern world he is excessively uncomfortable. Unfortunately he blames you for his misfortune and spends the rest of his existence cursing you and sending you unmentionable bits and bobs through the post.

I wish our swimming pool hadn't sprung a leak. (It's one of the irritating plastic ones -_-")

lena · 07-30-2006, 05:56 AM

granted, your swimming pool did not spring a leak, instead it has been infested with extremely large undead leaches. (Have fun swimming!)

I wish I had something to do besides sit here until my boyfriend gets off work at 7 tonight because I am going out of my mind with boredom.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-30-2006, 05:00 PM

Granted. Instead of waiting in boredom, you have stumbled across a brand new incredibly addictive computer game to keep you busy. Unfortunately, you can't make yourself leave the computer long enough to talk to your boyfriend much, nor will you let him play the game, so he dumps you.

I wish that summer homework was not required.

Child_of_Fury · 07-30-2006, 10:53 PM

Poof. You join our school, and die of insanity within a few weeks.

I wish the next Tekken will have a kickass storyline for Bryan Fury and Yoshimitsu!

Godslayer Jillian · 08-06-2006, 10:01 AM

Granted. The storyline is a terribly sad drama in which Bryan Fury and Yoshimitsu die.
Now, the game in itself is about the long lost sons of these two that try to avenge the deaths of their fathers despite their lack of knowledge in martial arts (ugh, so cheesy this game will be)
I wish I had a pop-tart. I'm starving!

cradle · 08-06-2006, 10:34 AM

Bad news...Its poison...and you die, but hey, at least you aren't hungry anymore.

I wish I had a pony.

Don't Look Behind You · 08-06-2006, 10:41 AM

Well, guess what, for no reason at all you get a pony as a gift from an unknown friend by post.

You go out to ride on it and fall down rather awkwardly, damaging your spine. Now your body is paralized from the waist down. But now at least the pony can drive you around in a little carriage.

I wish I was a witch.

cradle · 08-06-2006, 10:44 AM

Granted...you end up getting burned alive at the stake.

I wish I had a bottle of lotion that just sat in the corner and I never used it.

Don't Look Behind You · 08-06-2006, 11:01 AM

Voila, you got yourself a nice bottle of lotion and put it on a shelf so that it could collect dust and ornamet you room.

Sadly enough, you didn't read the small print on it. After a month wierd little insects start originating in there. They eat their way through the plastic bottle and and start reproducing with the typical speed of parasites so there is no way of getting rid of them. They crawl in armies on your walls, floor, cieling, bed, toilette....and they grow in size with each generation. You have no choice but to move to another place, but they leave their eggs in your clothing and hair and skin.....and there is no way of getting rid of them for the rest of your life becuase no doctor has any treatment for these creatures.

I wish my cat could talk.

angel011 · 08-06-2006, 12:13 PM

Granted, your cat can talk. You realize that your cat is much much smarter than you are, and become so depressed that you don't even have the energy to feed your cat. Your cat decides that you are edible and eats you and that's the end of you.

I wish I had a winged cat.

Child_of_Fury · 08-06-2006, 12:23 PM

Granted - your cat gets wings, he/she flies upon you, leaving his/her 'extra package' on you and leaves you to die of the flies that gather around the pile as the cat flies away into the distance...

I wish I could get this awful song to quit ringing in my head!

Godslayer Jillian · 08-06-2006, 12:52 PM

Granted. It stops ringing. Now, it's buzzing.

Bzzzzzzzzzz.

Start getting used to it.

I wish I was Sephiroth!! (except for the apocalyptic tendencies)

Dark_love_2008 · 08-10-2006, 10:12 AM

Granted* You leep into his body right as he dies in Final Fantasy VII Advent children. Having that done, when he dies, so do you.

I wish I could escape from this hell that's called my life.

Solumina · 08-10-2006, 10:38 AM

granted but then you go to the real Hell where you get red hot pokers shoved up you arse for eternity

I wish I could find a well paying job by my school

Maj.Bromley · 08-10-2006, 01:22 PM

Ok, you find a well paying job cooking and serving food at a fine dining restuarant. But one day, in the course of your duties, you go and serve accidently poisened food to Bush, Blair, Putin and Harper setting off a chain of events that ultimatly leads to a 1.4 billion dollar reward for your capture.

I wish my parents would accept that Im not a christian.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 08-13-2006, 11:08 AM

Granted but then every Christian church is burned down now because your parents went psycho after accepting so and then the whole world went into chaos and God becomes a real man (even though I don't think he's real) and starts to throw lightning bolts at you and then you are doomed to Hell.

I wish that my floor would dry faster.

Maj.Bromley · 08-13-2006, 11:48 AM

Granted, except, when they dry, they dry TOO much and turn into sand and now you have sand floors.

I wish I could get a pony...

Godslayer Jillian · 08-13-2006, 11:57 AM

Granted...
Uh... ever seen the episode of South Park where Cartman is training a pony for something specific?
Well, you got that pony, and he was trained correctly.

I wish I had wings.

six_inch_heels · 08-13-2006, 01:11 PM

Granted. However the wings you have received are old and mouldy. They are completely useless and serve only to turn you into a social pariah as no one will approach the freak with the horrible decaying wings.

I wish I could be suddenly inspired to finish my art coursework.

She_Is_My_Sin · 08-13-2006, 01:40 PM

Granted. You find the inspiration, but it makes you draw totally the opposite to what you want & then you realise that you can't submit what you've drawn
(really bad corruption but I'm a bit low on imagination)

I wish I had a nice new outfit & new black patent boots.

Godslayer Jillian · 08-13-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by six_inch_heels

Granted. However the wings you have received are old and mouldy. They are completely useless and serve only to turn you into a social pariah as no one will approach the freak with the horrible decaying wings.

Not true, babybats would be gathering all around me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin

I wish I had a nice new outfit & new black patent boots.

Granted.
The outfit looks good, but... dun dun dunnn... It's from Hot Topic!
In one week it will be torn and tattered, and not in a good way.

I wish fairies could do my homework in a college-level rank.

She_Is_My_Sin · 08-13-2006, 02:16 PM

Granted. But the fairies are evil & want to eat your face off when they've finished the work.

I wish my cat got her ass out of my face.