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02-09-2008, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rosie
THE DUCKMAN
I love the way certain words are "associated" with being random, like Sporks and Penguins and ducks.
Going by that logic, I have found the perfect girlfriend for the Duckman.
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ahahahahahaahah, thats the most perfect intro ever!
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:11 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Not once have I ever sat on the bus and overheard a girl say "He's got such a great personality."
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Other things matter but not the first lame things he listed... Personality actually holds the most weight with me.
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:15 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Rosie
THE DUCKMAN
I love the way certain words are "associated" with being random, like Sporks and Penguins and ducks.
Going by that logic, I have found the perfect girlfriend for the Duckman.
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She's a wee bit to young.
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02-09-2008, 10:16 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by tickingstitch
Other things matter but not the first lame things he listed... Personality actually holds the most weight with me.
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Right.........
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02-09-2008, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Personality never matters!!!!!!!!!!!
PM me or something when you've got the goods. Good night.
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02-09-2008, 10:20 PM
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#56
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At least someone's fucking honest.
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02-09-2008, 10:23 PM
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#57
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
She's a wee bit to young.
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But you're all crazy, like, so going out with a fictional 13 year old would just be part of it.
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02-09-2008, 10:25 PM
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#58
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I wanna pretend to be married to Sara Rue and own a fairground.
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02-09-2008, 10:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Personality always matters, come on you guys are not that shallow. Ive never had a BF based on looks alone. That is boring. I might make out but I lose interest quick if someone isnt smarter then me and clever. I like to be on my toes. Perfect bodies make me want to vomit, the stench of ego gags my mind.
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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I'm not tired yet.
Duck, do you watch a lot of television?
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02-09-2008, 10:31 PM
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Wow, you smell like bullshit  .
Seriously, when you're attractive, then you can have the pick of the litter. Are you gonna date this guy if he was a humble saint, or Johnny Depp if was a cunt?
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02-09-2008, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Xombie
I'm not tired yet.
Duck, do you watch a lot of television?
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Some, mostly cartoons.
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02-09-2008, 10:32 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by tickingstitch
Personality always matters, come on you guys are not that shallow. Ive never had a BF based on looks alone. That is boring. I might make out but I lose interest quick if someone isnt smarter then me and clever. I like to be on my toes. Perfect bodies make me want to vomit, the stench of ego gags my mind.
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Personality is more important than appearance.
In other breaking news, Duckman still isn't funny.
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02-09-2008, 10:32 PM
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#64
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I want your body.
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02-09-2008, 10:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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Well, that's fun I guess.
Rosie, could you just shut the fuck up?
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02-09-2008, 10:33 PM
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#66
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Rosie, could you just shut the fuck up?
No.
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02-09-2008, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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My last BF was actually a humble saint. We lived in a temple together. He was poor and not typically attractive but I adored him. He was a genious and we could talk for hours. He doesnt want children and he wants to live in a temple forever so we just were not that compatable...t being self rightous, im being honest
Id make out with Johnny Depp tho
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:37 PM
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#68
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Yeah, let her state her case, so that I can stick my knob in her open mouth.
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02-09-2008, 10:38 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Whatever floats your boat, dude.
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02-09-2008, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
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Ill bite it off
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:43 PM
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#71
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Yeah, let her state her case, so that I can stick my knob in her open mouth.
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I don't know, I don't think impromptu Oral Sex is quite "random" enough for you. Maybe you'd have more fun masturbating a chimpanzee while listening to electronica remixes of Mozart?
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02-09-2008, 10:45 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
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hahahahahah Rosie come on you are doing what you claim to hate, lets cuddle or Ill shot an apple off your head with a cross bow
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:45 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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You know, that doesn't sound too bad! Are you available?
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02-09-2008, 10:46 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
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for the bite, cuddle or cross bow?
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 10:46 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by tickingstitch
hahahahahah Rosie come on you are doing what you claim to hate, lets cuddle or Ill shot an apple off your head with a cross bow
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Oblivious Goth misses the point.
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