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01-11-2006, 07:53 PM
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#851
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I love it when they make noise. I am a VERY noisy person and when the other person is silent, I get annoyed. Then I have to make them scream, which could and badly.... o_O
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01-11-2006, 07:54 PM
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#852
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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scream baby scream.
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01-11-2006, 07:57 PM
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#853
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Heyy, If you come over here, I'll scream for you, I'll do more than just scream...... 
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01-11-2006, 08:21 PM
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#854
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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shall we begin with the cuffs?
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01-11-2006, 08:23 PM
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#855
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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*grins* I call top.
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01-11-2006, 08:25 PM
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#856
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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not if you're handcuffed to my bed!!!!!!
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01-11-2006, 08:27 PM
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#857
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Who says you get the be the one doing the handcuffing? *pulls out metal studded whip*
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01-11-2006, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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i say cos i'm the dominatrix.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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01-11-2006, 08:44 PM
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#859
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Plaese for the more bondage pix!!!
PLZKTHX!!!!!
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01-11-2006, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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T-Shirt Fun
This one speaks for itself!
Somewhere on here there was a recent discussion about the disrespectful or unflattering ways many men treat large breasted women. Well, here's a couple of T-Shirts that deal with the issue:
Now that really gets to the point, doesn't it! LMAO!
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01-11-2006, 09:23 PM
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#861
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Plaese for the more bondage pix!!!
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for you sexy.....
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01-11-2006, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I get one of the many spam e-mails in my yahoo account advertising a male arousal supplement. I get these things all the time. Well this one was unique. It promised that shortly after I started taking the supplements, my erections would be so prodigeous that I could play the piano with my penis.
Which is a pretty good trick, since I can't play the piano now!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-12-2006, 03:35 AM
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#863
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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so ben.....you gonna try it????
so yeah um i scored me a hot little brunette last night.
yum yum.
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01-12-2006, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah for Mortalis scoring! Good times!
Regarding trying the supplement, yeah I'm considering it. But I'm worried that if it works and I play as passionately as I can, I'll only last a minuet.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-12-2006, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
But I'm worried that if it works and I play as passionately as I can, I'll only last a minuet.
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Ba Da Bum Bum..
A Minuet even..Nice one.
Subtlety frigggin rules!!
Mort, are we talking a Brunette with Boobies or Balls?
Enquiring minds want to know..
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01-12-2006, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Of course, I might be able to play longer if I make sure I have a piece I can Handel.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-12-2006, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Bach away from the Ghetto Viagra, Ben..
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01-12-2006, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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You're not serious, aria?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-12-2006, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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We now interrupt our play on words for this troubling image:
When oh WHEN did THEY get Breasts and how come no one gave me any?
*Sob/Twitch*
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01-12-2006, 01:35 PM
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#870
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
*falls off chair*
I don't know whether to cum or scream... maybe both at the same time...
*splooge/scream*
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That's kinda where I was too with the whole troubling image..
* rocks back and forth*
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01-12-2006, 01:41 PM
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#871
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
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Breast size is honestly truely not important to me, but I have to ask this: Isn't it true smaller breasts are more sensitive? That being the case, wouldn't those be better?
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01-12-2006, 01:46 PM
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#872
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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They ARE more sensitive.
In a big fucking way.
I joke about my Smallus Bobbie-Us but I'd NEVER get a Boob Job and I don't ever have to worry about tripping over them when I'm Sixty.
Small Boobies Rule!!
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01-12-2006, 02:38 PM
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#873
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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The Olsen Twins photo, is that real or a good photoshopping? i found that picture a little while back looking for some pictures for my younger brother, lets just say..he likes the Olsen Twins....
Since the discussion is about boobies...i prefer a handful or smaller...and real.
i've gotten accidently bitchslapped by a tig ol bitty before...it ain't fun.
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01-12-2006, 02:46 PM
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#874
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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Originally Posted by Mortalitas
so yeah um i scored me a hot little brunette last night.
yum yum.
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Stop bragging, sheesh.  lol
i umm...no..nevermind...be back later.
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01-12-2006, 03:37 PM
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#875
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Wells, what is your definition of "small boobies"?
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