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Old 02-16-2007, 09:27 AM   #1
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Cool Eye Candy For Ladies: (clean)

Yes, I can look....
and if I ever touch I'd get shot!

However, you can look too, girls:

I have NO idea who these little lovies are and I don't WANNA know.
My girlfriend found 'em. HE HE

These hot honies are NOT just Corbel. These are Dom Perignon.
(Yeah, I actually had ex boyfriends that were of this caliber but DAMN I tell you they were a royal pain and not worth all the heartache and aggravation! I think babes like this are just nice to look at but stay the hell away from 'em otherwise. Otherwise, I have learned, they're pure hell-spawn.)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=31454762

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...riendid=519201

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(They're probably not even real! Most likely some old horny bar pigs puttin' these up so women will talk to them. Still, nice pictures.)
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:57 AM   #2
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Goodness gracious he's pretty....
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:24 AM   #3
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wow there both really beautiful...not enough guys like that around
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:21 AM   #4
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They're both yummy, but the second I started reading their profiles...ugh! Arrogant little fuckers...
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Old 02-22-2007, 05:26 PM   #5
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Yeah, well..

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They're both yummy, but the second I started reading their profiles...ugh! Arrogant little fuckers...

THOSE types usually are. That is why I did not marry one.
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Old 02-22-2007, 10:53 PM   #6
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My, but they are pretty. Almost too much so. Bishounen should be confined to existence in anime and manga only. At least their bitchy personalities are acceptable there.
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Old 02-22-2007, 11:17 PM   #7
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*hiss* Stay away! They're evil!!! EEEEEEVIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:13 AM   #8
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I think the guy in the first profile is super cute! Kinda looks like a guy I used to date but alot cuter. ^.~

I don't see very many guys with that kinda style around here in San Diego. *sniffles*
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:54 AM   #9
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I almost shit in my pants as I opened the second link ---- that guy looks almost exactly like my boyfriend! (but of course MY boy is a whole lot sexier!).

But it's true enough that one should keep aways from such types. Usualy, the better they look the more full of themselves they are. Not always though....not always.
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:07 AM   #10
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Of course YOUR boy WOULD be a whole lot sexier to you, DLBY.

Granted those boys are pretty, but 10 bucks says they're just that- BOYS. Dumb kids who don't know a thing about REAL life because the world has always been ever so eager to GIVE them everything they want just because they look so pretty.

I'll take an average REAL guy over a pretty kid anyday.
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Old 02-28-2007, 11:46 AM   #11
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Jaysus! Ew.

Well, granted, I never really READ anything on those profiles.

Now I wish I didn't.

Get a load of THIS tripe:

About me:
That which was written here before was boring according to some people. So I've deleted it, as I get groped. You're not getting groped at the moment, but I am. Don't you wish you were in my position? In fact, I believe you're a loser, for you are not being fondled right now. Poor fellow. Are you finally getting groped now? Because I'm not anymore.


Um..... yeah. Like ..... does this one ALWAYS make some folks wanna just ralph? I did not DARE send him a message like that. Oh god, no. I am nice.
But shit.... what the hell would people think if *I* posted up shit like that?
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Old 02-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #12
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It's sad how all the pretty ones end up arrogant, even if they are not real in this case, this is a reflection of the truth. The only time I thought that a guy of that caliber was nice, well I was wrong and now I hate him. Never the less, I think it's sometimes better to see the beauty on the inside because beautiful people tend to become ugly as soon as you see their inside world.
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Old 02-28-2007, 04:37 PM   #13
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Though I saw plenty of beautiful people on this site and they seem to have lovely personalities. What do you know
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:29 PM   #14
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It gives me immense pleasure to think that hubristic assholes like that are gonna go bald at 45 and have a spare tire around the midsection. I fucking hate guys who act like they're God's gift to women. >_<
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Old 03-16-2007, 10:48 PM   #15
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Hate em', I hate em'. They use their good looks to make not perfect looking men (Such as myself as you can see here) and make us look like garbage, but very nice garbage none-the-less. I just fear the say one of these types show up and they are really nice and perfect...

(Edit: oh and by the way, I know I stole the background from this site, as well... I stole the background from this site, but I do plan to change it soon enough)
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Old 03-17-2007, 04:39 AM   #16
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Yes, I can look....
and if I ever touch I'd get shot!

However, you can look too, girls:

I have NO idea who these little lovies are and I don't WANNA know.
My girlfriend found 'em. HE HE

These hot honies are NOT just Corbel. These are Dom Perignon.
(Yeah, I actually had ex boyfriends that were of this caliber but DAMN I tell you they were a royal pain and not worth all the heartache and aggravation! I think babes like this are just nice to look at but stay the hell away from 'em otherwise. Otherwise, I have learned, they're pure hell-spawn.)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=31454762

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...riendid=519201

DISCLAIMER:
One of my girlfriends dug these up.
(They're probably not even real! Most likely some old horny bar pigs puttin' these up so women will talk to them. Still, nice pictures.)

I find them both aesthetically attractive, handsome, and well put together. Then I read their writings about themselves, and now, my rooster ain't crowin'. Ya savvy?
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Old 03-17-2007, 07:47 AM   #17
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Wow, those guys were pretty. I was rathered annoyed by all the pictures on the first guy's account though, and I can't read French. The second guy was nice too until i read his profile. What an ass. What a waste.
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Old 03-17-2007, 10:10 AM   #18
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I have to be honest with you...I don't find either of these men attractive. I don't know what it is, but they're just not my type. To me, they look like little boys.
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:06 PM   #19
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Meh. It's not bad. I've seen much much prettier.
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:57 PM   #20
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Hate em', I hate em'. They use their good looks to make not perfect looking men (Such as myself as you can see here) and make us look like garbage, but very nice garbage none-the-less. I just fear the say one of these types show up and they are really nice and perfect...

(Edit: oh and by the way, I know I stole the background from this site, as well... I stole the background from this site, but I do plan to change it soon enough)
Thats so cute lol ^^
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Old 03-26-2007, 10:03 PM   #21
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I fucking hate guys who act like they're God's gift to women. >_<
I'm God's gift to cupcakes!


But in all seriousness- I don't even find them nice to look at. They're too "flawless" in features. I like my boys with a few well places battle scars (on some, not all), maybe a little on the scrawny side. Glasses...maybe some braces........

The only thing I can agree with is the perfect skin. I cannot stand guys who have crappy skin. IE: not smooth (chicken skin is ok), color imperfections, acne, too oily or too dry......ect.
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Old 03-27-2007, 06:24 PM   #22
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Meh. I find them both to be rather unattractive.
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:46 PM   #23
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those guys are cute, but a little too "elven" for me. I should show those pics to a friend of mine who thinks he's gods's gift to women AND men.
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:47 PM   #24
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They're too "flawless" in features. I like my boys with a few well places battle scars

So true. I find a well placed scar or tattoo way more attractive than looking like an extra from LOTR
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Old 03-27-2007, 11:33 PM   #25
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Meh. I find them both to be rather unattractive.

I'm afraid we are of the same mind...

Oh well.
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