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03-11-2011, 02:56 PM
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The Restoration
In lieu of political climates changing here on G.net, I've decided to come back from exile.
And do you know what I see? I see a CULT of personality and Despanan is exploiting the members of G.net through his absolutism.
I am calling forth an Estates General to keep his power in check.
He does NOT listen to the will of the people. He does not give the people what they want. He pays lip service to our needs and delivers short. While he gives his sexy female body guards a kiddie pool of oil and bikinis, the Estates General is DEMANDING Despot Despanan to extend full representation of the people and the sexy bodyguard industry by removing the shackles of bikinis and giving them ONLY the required bandoliers and other combat gear necessary to keep the unenlightened masses down. The people DEMAND an organization of NUDE enforcers. This is G.net damn it and our women need to be seen for what they are. Incredibly hot naked babes wanting to suck, fuck, and kill all ne'er-do-wells.
Torture is an abomination within this nation. No more will we lava board dissenters. That's despicable. We will treat them with dignity by boiling them in the discarded boiling oils of the nude oil tickling matches by the ladies. Then we will submit them to terrible fallacio by our dungeon dwelling snaggle imp, Fruitbat.
No support to the despots without proper representations!!!
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03-11-2011, 02:59 PM
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You are SO getting lavaboarded.
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03-11-2011, 03:00 PM
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You've gone mad with power and you do not listen to the people. The people will rise up. The people WILL see Miss Cheyenne's snatch.
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03-11-2011, 03:02 PM
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Only I, and my other super-hot female bodyguards, and my live-in fetish nurse, will be anywhere within visual range of Chesty Larue's snatch.
And of course I've gone mad with power. You ever tried going mad without power? It's horrible. No one listens to you.
Ladies? Commence the Lavaboarding.
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03-11-2011, 03:04 PM
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To hell with you. We will see those snatches. I WILL LIBERATE THOSE PUSSIES FOR THE PEOPLE. THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE'S SNATCHES!
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03-11-2011, 03:05 PM
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THE PEOPLE WILL SEE THE SNATCHES THAT I TELL THEM TO SEE.
Nooki? Zelda? Fire.
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03-11-2011, 03:09 PM
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Vindicated... you can't shoot me. We were there before this terrible regime change.
Despanan. The Estates General has the support of the people and especially the nobles of this fine nation. Your bodyguards ARE the people. The people in whose snatches we want to see.
Besides... nobody wants to see Fruitbat's snatch, Despanan. If we want to see something like that, we'll just stare at the Dumbledore robe sleeves in the costumes section in the castle.
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03-11-2011, 03:16 PM
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FUCK YOUR ENLIGHTENED ABSOLUTISM.
We are past that. Generations past that. This is the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Gothic.net! No more will we stand for your capitalist, imperialist, monarchist ways!
MARXISM WITH GOTHIC TENDENCIES ALL THE WAY!
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03-11-2011, 03:20 PM
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And when was the last time the sexy body guards got real gun benefits without having to talk to you first? Exactly how is that democratic at all?
Bodyguards. The Estates General only wants what you want. To give you your guns in exchange for you revealing full frontal nudity.
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03-11-2011, 03:22 PM
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I'm so torn, I'm just the token really short, under desk blow job giving bodyguard. Tell me Kontan, what can YOU give me that Des can't.
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03-11-2011, 03:37 PM
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A choice as to whos dick you eat. Preferably mine, but that's of course up to the representatives of the people.
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03-11-2011, 03:40 PM
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I'm boss at eating dick. True fact. Will the people give me free access to as much dick as I choose? Can I have dick 24/7 if that's what I want? Cos really, I'm only in this for the dick.
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03-11-2011, 03:50 PM
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You have the people's snatch. It's only fair you take on the people's dick.
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03-11-2011, 03:51 PM
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I will do what needs to be done. I will not try to wriggle out of my duties to the people. BRING ON THE DICK!!
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03-11-2011, 03:53 PM
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Chesty how can you turn on our great leader after all he has done for us? Where are your thanks?
Don't tell me you're actually considering joining the rebels
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03-11-2011, 03:55 PM
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The Estates General is not trying to usurp the leader. It is there in order to get maximum exchange between services. We seek to maximize the returns you get on your labors.
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03-11-2011, 03:55 PM
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I'm a slave to the dick Sol, I can't help myself. HELP ME SOL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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03-11-2011, 03:59 PM
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Pull yourself together! When our great leader called for help, we answered, we have a duty to serve him, and him alone. Stripping off our bikini uniforms may seem like nothing but if it is not the will of our leader we may as well mutiny and join the rebels.
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03-11-2011, 04:01 PM
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I know you're right Sol but the dick, it calls to me. Oh how it calls.
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03-11-2011, 04:03 PM
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Why should you be beholden only to one man? Yes, he is a great leader, but we do not owe our lives to him. We owe our lives to ourselves. The will of the people demands that all attractive members produce full frontal nudity at all times. It's mutually beneficial.
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03-11-2011, 04:03 PM
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Chesty I know the temptation is great but you must resist.
KK you speak of equality and the rights of the people but what of your own nudity?
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03-11-2011, 04:05 PM
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Ask and you shall receive.
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03-11-2011, 04:06 PM
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I don't know if I can hold on Sol, it's lure is great.
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03-11-2011, 04:14 PM
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You speak with logic but I will not be swayed. I will stand by my leader, if you become allies then I'll be more than happy to bare all for gnet, until then the bikini stays on.
Come on Chesty, think of all that our leader has given us. Think of the pools of oil to wrestle in and think of your position under his desk.
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03-11-2011, 04:24 PM
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Chesty? Is that her slave name?
You can call me Kontan X.
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