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10-28-2008, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Read this.
I want attention and you're all going to give it to me!
Let's chat about how physically attractive I am to human and canine males!
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10-28-2008, 03:44 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Wait, I have a better one.
Let's chat about how I'm about to take a cheap shot at Tam.
Hey Tam--you're in your thirties and still a virgin!
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10-28-2008, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Headline records read:
Respect levels plummet for Gnet's harshest critic.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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10-28-2008, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Too bad I'm still fantastic.
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10-28-2008, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I'm just bored and looking to humor myself.
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10-28-2008, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
Headline records read:
Respect levels plummet for Gnet's harshest critic.
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I read this and chortled, amusing myself with the thought of how stupid it would be if people could actually earn newspaper coverage by making notable posts on gnet. Then I realized that I've attracted media attention for far more idiotic reasons.
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10-28-2008, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Chortled.
I like that.
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10-28-2008, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I'm just bored and looking to humor myself.
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What, you don't have a dildo?
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10-29-2008, 04:50 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
What, you don't have a dildo?
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oh.. my.. god..
I'm out.
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10-29-2008, 06:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Wait, I have a better one.
Let's chat about how I'm about to take a cheap shot at Tam.
Hey Tam--you're in your thirties and still a virgin!
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And damn proud of it too.  [Though it won't last much longer, since I'm getting married next month. XD]
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"Follow your bliss..."
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10-29-2008, 06:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
What, you don't have a dildo?
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Maybe she's already serviced herself today.
I don't quite know how it is for girls, but I can only jerk off once or twice before it loses it's appeal for a day or two.
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You're not entitled to your opinion.
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10-29-2008, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by viscus
Maybe she's already serviced herself today.
I don't quite know how it is for girls, but I can only jerk off once or twice before it loses it's appeal for a day or two.
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I don't know about other chicks, but I whack off a lot.
Doesn't lose its appeal.
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10-29-2008, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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I agree, viscus, though I'm usually good for a time or two per day rather than every few days.
Then again, the only time I REALLY need to...and often...is right before Aunt Flo's monthly visitation. And a bit during. :3
Ophie, if it's over 5 times a day or something, you may want to get that checked out. x_x;;;
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10-29-2008, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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Just because someone has an larger sexual appetite than you doesn't warrant them being checked out.
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10-29-2008, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
What, you don't have a dildo?
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I choked on my mouthful of Fanta when I read that.
Why do guys immedeatly (SP?) assume that all girls have dildo's?
I don't....
Can't afford one.....
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10-29-2008, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
Just because someone has an larger sexual appetite than you doesn't warrant them being checked out.
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Granted, but there's a difference between a slightly larger, yet still healthy, sexual appetite, and a more unhealthy addiction for it.
If, for instance, one's sexual appetite is getting in the way of that person holding down a job [for instance, they can't do their work because they are going to the bathroom to jack off every five minutes], then that may be a problem.
I doubt seriously that Ophie has that kind of problem, but I thought I'd mention it just in case.
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10-29-2008, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by Ms.Crowbar
I choked on my mouthful of Fanta when I read that.
Why do guys immedeatly (SP?) assume that all girls have dildo's?
I don't....
Can't afford one.....
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He didn't, he was making a joke.
For the record, I have seven I can think of right off the top of my head.
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10-29-2008, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
He didn't, he was making a joke.
For the record, I have seven I can think of right off the top of my head.
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One for each day of the week!
Awesome!  [<--not sarcasm]
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10-29-2008, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Scotland
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
He didn't, he was making a joke.
For the record, I have seven I can think of right off the top of my head.
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Seven??!!
Oh Dear Lord.....
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10-29-2008, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
He didn't, he was making a joke.
For the record, I have seven I can think of right off the top of my head.
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Lust, envy, greed...
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10-29-2008, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Actually, I just collect sex toys.
And have many and varied interests when it comes to sex.
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10-29-2008, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Well, everyone needs a hobby..
As long as you are able to lead a full and productive life outside of that, then I see no problem with it. ^_^
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10-29-2008, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Actually, I just collect sex toys.
And have many and varied interests when it comes to sex.
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I didn't know people actually did that aside from the sex museums.
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10-29-2008, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Sex toy collector. Hahahahaha!
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10-29-2008, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
Well, everyone needs a hobby..
As long as you are able to lead a full and productive life outside of that, then I see no problem with it. ^_^
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It's not really a hobby, as I don't have to devote time to it or anything.
I also don't really give a shit whether or not you see a problem with it, particularly because you only said that because of your own sexual repression. If someone mentioned they collect coins or old 8tracks, you never would have mentioned that you don't have a problem with it.
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