Strangest songs.

Haunted House · 11-06-2008, 05:47 PM

What are some of the strangest songs you've heard? Whether it's lyrics or just the song in general.

I'll start with the strangest lyrics I've heard thus far.

Alien Baby - Sex Gang Children.

Pop your head with news at five
Soul come alive
Mastadon tooth in a yellow suit
Soul come alive
Three legged fools and the chattering stools
Soul come alive

Alien Baby, kept in a jam jar
The mother of nations told me 'you'll go far'
So I'll ban production for the broken hearted
For I'm all that's left of the broken hearted

Love it to death or let it grow
Soul come alive
Tear up your shirt and rub it in the dirt
Soul come alive
Smack my foolish isolation
Soul come alive
Jump you mummy or stick to honey
Soul come alive

Alien baby, kept in a jam jar
The mother of nations told me 'you'll go far'
So I'll ban production of the broken hearted
For I'm all that's left of the broken hearted

The serviceable villan
Did he let you down dad?
While fishermen and waiters fall prey to alligators
In the last great flash of civilisation

The Nashville boys walk through walls
Soul come alive
Like penguins on speed I take no heed
Soul come alive
Barrels of crude and walleroos!
Soul come alive

Alien baby, kept in a jam jar
The mother of nations told me 'you'll go far'
So I'll ban production of the broken hearted
For I'm all that's left of the broken hearted
No toys for the boys
Just bullets for the children
Said the ballerina
In a banana

Albert Mond · 11-06-2008, 06:01 PM

The Residents - "Olive and Gray"

He wasn't dreaming,
When he started screaming
“He touched my penis,
And it went away”

Removing his pants, he
Held in his hand, the
Shriveled up gland, he
Said was a fake

“He silently traded
Mine for this hated
Lump that is shaded
Olive and gray”

Pointing his finger
Right at the stranger
He said that the danger
Will escalate

Unless we kill it
Torture and spill its
Blood without guilt, it
Won't go away

The stranger was shocked when
Rocks began flocking
Around him knocking
His senses away

Like a mad hound he
Was pounded and pounded
'Til he was dead

HellforgedX · 11-06-2008, 06:33 PM

Skinny Puppy - "goneja"

dark this heavy past
tension over talking
dark this heavy past
tension over talking

ever creepy creep me out
quiet soft pitch scratchy throat
sore bubble crass the eye
balls of token alibis
say digger dig me then
throw it out in time to gain
all the picture water sport
aim the game to get no shot
rich vine land party spot
all them kids so fucked up
as if the problem looks alive
with each virtual compromise
dead head auction auction
muscle every thing that lives

dark this heavy past
tension over talking
dark this heavy past
tension over talking

feeding egos radius
dark this matter heavy past
tension over talking trash
pubic public pimp the name
divine the only pissing game
working on to undermine
only one to one two blind
hooking up its wired set
the bomb depress the audience
looker woofer hookah smoke
breathe in feed on spit it out
inner vision inside dope
latest software antidote
creepy creepy creep me out
quiet soft pitch scratchy throat
cross the bubble crass the eye

dark this heavy past
tension over talking
dark this heavy past
tension over talking

rip violent fighting for
all them kids so fucked up
is it the problem neutralize
with each ritual compromise
heavy after working stiff
i don't want these things that seem to live
i just want to run around a ditch
that feeds back the ghost radio

all the token alibis
say digger dig me then
throw it out in time to gain
or picture water sport
in the game in the shots
rich blind man body sport
all them kids so fucked up

it dies and wonder if i could not see them
it dies i know that i can believe them
it dies i wonder if i will still see them
it dies i know i won't live much long hahahahaa

it's so scary
it's sorta scary
it's sorta scary

no time to break up
throw it out make no mistake

dark this heavy past
tension over talking
dark this heavy past
tension over talking

i wish i wouldn't live in newspapers
i wish i wouldn't been what is
i wish i wouldn't listen to that prick
i wish i would not vote for this
do you know what is coming up
oh it's all carrying some weight
oh it's very well with what would it
abort faith
no, i see the light bright above
i feel as if I'm dying
don't you get me
i wanna feel that then this and the would
that's no less faith
i'm living on

dark this heavy past
tension over talking

pixy_dust · 11-06-2008, 07:08 PM

"Gloves" by The Horrors
weird music and lyrics
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9rFG2EeHo

Today I found a baby's glove
Lying on the drainage board so still
Yesterday a leather glove from the slim hand of a woman
The next time I saw one it was lying half frozen and twisted on the kerb..and I...Now I have my own private collection
All lined in rows when you open up the wardrobe doors
Now I have no room for my obsession
Lined up and labelled in neat little packets
The next time I saw one it stuck inside my head and became all that I could think about
I'll think twice before I pick it up this time
Since I thought about what it had done and where it had been and who it had belonged to
And I'll twice before I pick it up this time
I thought about who it might have done and where it had come from and what it might have belonged to
The next time I saw one I had that itching sensation but my hands stayed by my sides and I couldn't take it
And through wax seals and padlocks... A hand through my ribcage
Past the choking I saw palms and fingers grasping shoulders...collarbone...crushing
I imagined myself hacking desperately at a sea of appendages, forward and right, freeing myself like a butcher, feeling the mash of bone and sinew running slowly down the front of my body... and I couldn't take it any more, I said, I've got to go, I've got to get out of here, and I ran down the street, I've got to get out of here, I've got to go..

Apathy's_Child · 11-08-2008, 05:32 AM

I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what I said
I said please calm it down
Everything is turning brown
Ween, "Mutilated Lips"

homo-adonis · 11-09-2008, 05:34 PM

"Panic" by Coil is quite strange.

Dr. Unicorn · 11-10-2008, 05:16 AM

Definitely A Lung by The Knife

It sounds better when it sounds.
The lyrics are kind of.... washed out.
(Laughter)

I'm a crusader
I'm the darkest lady
I'm the taste on your tongue

I'm Darth Vader
I know what I'm made of
Cause I was warmed by the sun
The sun

You're looking for me
But it's not what you seek
I've got a twisted personality

You're a crusader
You're the darkest lady
I like the taste of your tongue

You are Darth Vader
I know what you're made of
And you were warmed by the sun
By the sun
By the sun
The sun

And I'm looking for you
And I'm glad I found me
A special kind of personality

When the spark goes out of you
And (???) fear me
I am your lung

I'm Darth Vader
I know what I'm made of
Cause I was warmed by the sun
By the sun
The sun
The sun

I was looking for you
I'm not glad I found me
A special kind of personality

Yes, you are the crusader
You are the lady
I want to chase your tongue

You are Darth Vader
I know what you're made of
You are like a lung
A lung
A lung
A lung

(And you were warmed by the sun) You're looking for me
(By the sun) But it's not what you seek
(By the sun) I've got a twisted personality
By the sun

You're looking for me
But it's not what you seek
I've got a twisted personality (A special kind of personality)

(Laughter)

NightmareInShiningArmour · 11-10-2008, 02:23 PM

Cinema Strange - Greensward Grey
I love that song

Lyrics (from CS website):

One
There is blood on the hooves of the fawns on the Greensward Grey for they tread through the gristle on the lawn today! Don't they see the roseate faces of my wives as they lay, disemboweled, on the Greensward Grey?

Chorus One
This park is rank and slippery! Skip and watch the kite tails, don't trip on the entrails! White, and ligamental blossoms jutting from the earth... when have toadstools ever grown toenails?

Chorus Two
These brains are old and tired but they have not forgotten my harem from decades past, sundry screams for the beast in the backseat!

Bridge
Springtime is mythical, blood can be pastoral brushed-on and painted after they've fainted! Pan-goats are criminal! Hairy backs and abyssmal breath like a brown bog, swamp-soaked and wet dog!

Two
There is one woman walking on the Greensward Grey, but I feel she'll be followed by a friend or three! Don't they see the pink-spittle coating on my teeth that will seal every kiss from my lips today!

Chorus Three
I could classify dead, hooved animals! I could catalog female corpses! But cattarh ruins my breath when grasses reach and start my ending! I could classify! I could catalog!

Three
I am sitting like a cyst on the Greensward Grey and my god! there are satyrs who are damp and fey! Iron-shod and so hysterical! They lose themselves like dripping red fauna!

Maggoty Anne · 11-12-2008, 07:40 AM

It doesn't top Albert's but every song by The Tiger Lillies, ever. This one is called Banging in the Nails, and I can't properly convey how cheerful a song this is.

I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails,
And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed.
I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross,
The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails....

I'm crucifying Jesus, in my piss he bathes.
I think I am a pervert, I think I am depraved
I'm crucifying Jesus, beat him to a pulp,
I stick my organ in his mouth and on it he must gulp.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

You see that crown of thorns upon his head?
Well that was my idea.
I think I might be going to hell,
Oh dear!

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
banging in the nails.

FairyGarland · 01-06-2009, 04:43 PM

I think Silence Is Sexy by Einsturzende Neubauten is the strangest song I've heard. It's got so many pauses.

MegearaErotica · 01-06-2009, 04:57 PM

Le Disco by Shiny Toy Guns. Not very goff or whatever, but it is strange.