the Corrupted Wishes game

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish I wasn't obsessed with internet smilies.

[Tismine]

Granted, but then no one would know what your intent was, and you would be ostracized.

I wish I forgot all the horrors of the world.

[Cyntrox]

Granted. But when you peek out the window you remember them again

I wish I had a healthy pie...

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but it would be bland to the point where it would kill all of your taste buds.


I wish I could take relish in sin.

[Corpsey]

Too easy. You wake up one day and easily relish in sin. You relish and revel in sin so much that you cannot help but sin constantly. Your eyes devour everything they desire and every urge your body chases after you follow.....

*PoooF*

You wake up in your bed. You find out that it was all just a wonderful dream. Yes, this is one of those cheesy dream waking up twists. Oh well, you realise you don't give a fuck and decide to wake yourself up with a nice mug of warm coffee.

Buts the ants got into the coffee first.

FUCK!

I wish I could purchase a teddy bear that's cute and cuddly and will always make me happy!

[biohazard]

Granted, but one day, while you sleep, the teddy bear eats you.

I wish my mom was a goth.

[Corpsey]

She's becomes the most hardcore goth ever, infact she's so hardcore, she steals everyone's focus, you become known as "The daughter" and whenever your mom is around, people ignore you for the fascinating creature that your mother has become. Your Mom becomes negligent and too caught up in her partying life style and clubbing, and then adopts a pet bat. This enfuriates you and you have a massive fight which results in either the bat staying or you going.... You know what the end result will be.....

I wish that when I go to my sister's church next week, things will run smoothly and they won't go uber-evangelical on my ass.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. Instead, they go cannibal on your ass and feed you to the homeless as part of a "mystery meat" concoction.

I wish my neighbor would get rid of the trash bins and random furniture that has accumulated in her yard.

[bleedingheart344]

The assorted garbage items disappear, but your neighbor ends up simply replacing them with more trash bags, filled with your body parts.
I wish my pepsi was cold.

[Renatus]

Granted you pepsi is now frozen solid and soo cold if you were to lick it you would have your tounge stick to it.

I wish I didn't require sleep.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you now suffer from eternal boredom.

I wish I could listen to this song forever.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, but now the song haunts you even in your sleep. You soon grow tierd of the tune and cry out for help to get it out of your head, while it's impossible to.

I wish I didn't have 5 more weeks till the end of summer school.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but now all you do is go on this website, making your life seem rather pointless.

I wish life was but a dream.

[biohazard]

Granted, but then it becomes a nightmare that never ends.

I wish that my rank could go up to "elder goth"...

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you need to post incessantly to get there, making your eyes go blind.

I wish I could find my significant other cuddling next to me, whoever and wherever he is.

[the-broken-harlequin]

It turns out that up until now he has been dead for twelve years and is now a zombie through the powers of the gothic.net "corrupt wishes game" post.
He eats your brains.
You are now a zombie, you have a long fringe, wear stripy stuff and tight denim, just like the other emo-zombies. (Ooooh, cultural references?!?!?!?!?)

I wish I had a bowler hat and a long sleeve fishnet top...

[bleedingheart344]

Granted, but they burn your skin whenever you put them on.
I wish I could sleep forever.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but then you would miss out on life.

I wish I could miss out on life.

[the-broken-harlequin]

*Crosses arms and nods head*
You sleep forever and you body decomposes But your brain is still alive.
All the necrophiliacs on Gothic.net have their way with you.
All through this you have terrible nightmares, and one day I come along and start burning you with my clothes that you cursed, Shouting " I loved that hat and wanted fishnet so badly!".
Eventually forever years passes and you wake up only to have your skin burnt, organs rotten away And you are just lying on a pile of bowler hats.
The reason why they are there is that When my first ones didn't work I tried getting new ones and making new ones but they all burnt me.

After A while missfreakyfatchick comes up to you and starts speaking to you badly in three languages at once and because you have decomposed you can't move only your brain and ears and eyes are fresh.
Eventually gothic.net is changed to emothic.net and a bunch of trolls have taken charge and their is five whining threads each of them "describing different pains of life".

Mollymac is standing on a mountain with a sword, trying to bring gothic.net back to power, fighting off the emos with humanepain using his gas mask to frighten off the younger ones, he has a soft heart and cant bear to see them sliced by molly's sword.

And vyvian is lying on his stomach typing in L33T speech due to parodying it for so long that it corrupted his mind.

all this time I am crying in a corner with my bowler hat scorching my scalp and the fishnet burning patterns into my skin like the alien from alien vs predator.
This is all because you wanted to sleep for longer, thanks to you you have plunged gothic.net into apocalyptic darkness.
I hope your proud of yourself!!! you R@ped gothic.net!

All I want his my hat!

I wish I had a boyfriend...

[the-broken-harlequin]

Probably the best thing I ever wrote in my ENTIRE stay here!(above)

Originally Posted by Aaroneet

Granted, but then you would miss out on life.

I wish I could miss out on life.

And the same thing happens to you as the previous person.

[Aaroneet]

I'm officially scared shitless. That was WAY too creative. Your wish is granted, but you too will have no time for Gothic.net, and it will inevitably turn into emo.net.

I wish I could stop playing guitar.

[raineofblood]

granted. Your hands were cut off by a psychotic killer.

I wish I had a tablet (graphic tablet not pill)

[the-broken-harlequin]

You stop playing guitar, Eventually you visit soviet Russia and then one day guitar play you!

[Tismine]

Raineofblood:
Granted, but it is stolen. The police knock down your door and look for it. They find it, and it is packed full of heroin. You get arrested and spend the rest of your life in prison as someone's bitch.


I wish people were glittery.

[the-broken-harlequin]

I can't think of anything for glittery but I wish I had a boyfriend.
(said this before)