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11-27-2006, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Why, Mr. Science?
Well, this is another game, but I feel it's a bit more interesting than others.
It's pretty easy, actually:
I ask a childish innocent question, you answer.
What do you have to answer? What you feel like answering. Maybe you can answer the question seriously; maybe you want to relate The Lord of the Rings with the Illuminati conspiracy to explain why my Playstation isn't rainbow color.
Example:
Why did dinosaurs die?
And you answer:
Approximately 65 million years ago, the climate in the earth harshly changed, probably because of a meteorite... (boring)
Or you might answer:
Because you touch yourself at night! (fun)
Be Creative!
So, let's begin:
Why do princes have blue blood?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-27-2006, 10:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
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Because there's an evil penguin named Edward living in Antarctica and one day he wrote a book. The book was entitled 'From Henceforth All Princes Shall Have Blue Blood' and it was full of bunny pictures and dark magic. This is the truth.
Why do people get fat?
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Hist. Hark.
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11-27-2006, 10:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Wisconsin
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They absorb too much radiation from TVs and computer screens!
Why is the sky blue?
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11-27-2006, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where do you live?
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Too many airplane flew through it.
Why is water liquid?
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Genrals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind,
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
~War Pigs/Luke's Wall~
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey
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11-28-2006, 02:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
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Because if it was solid, it would be a llama.
Why do people wear socks?
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11-28-2006, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
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Because people find bare feet arousing. Without socks we'd all be distracted by naked feet. Nothing would get done.
Why is tin foil so shiny?
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11-28-2006, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Because of the materials tin foil is made of has the luminous, reflective properties. There's also tiny, little aliens living inside it that you can't see. They hate to see things dirty so they polish the living hell out of the tin foil until it's all shiny and stuff.
What's sex?
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11-28-2006, 08:22 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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It's when a mummy & daddy love each other very much, so they hug each other really, really hard. When they hug, the daddy passes on the magic baby seed to the mummy & then it grows in her tummy.
(just as my parents told me)
Why do we have chins?
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11-28-2006, 09:07 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The Netherlands
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It's a storage place for excess brain.
What's a society?
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11-28-2006, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Lol, they hug eachother really hard...
There have been many societites, but this society is an evil, evil creature that we need to destroy.
Why are we alive?
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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11-28-2006, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Because there are little pigs in our heads on bicycles. When they peddle, we do stuff.
Why do people say 'Oh Gordon Bennett!' ?
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11-28-2006, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
Posts: 141
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Because it would sound dumb if they said, "Oh Ernie Dinklefwat!"
Why does soda have bubbles?
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11-28-2006, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Because there are dozens of tiny little men living in your soda, and they all have gas.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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11-28-2006, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
Posts: 141
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Because the Man in the Moon sends them gerbils as a reward for lulling him to sleep.
Why does garlic taste yummy?
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11-28-2006, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where do you live?
Posts: 137
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Because its big and pretty, and it make them drool lots and lots.
What's a goth?
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Genrals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind,
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
~War Pigs/Luke's Wall~
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
- Bernard Bailey
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11-28-2006, 02:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
Posts: 141
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A type of Pokémon.
Why do Vulcans have pointy ears?
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11-28-2006, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Because all little Vulcan boys and girls were very naughty, so their parents pulled on their ears and told them "You look here you naughty naughty child!"
Why can boys walk around with no shirt on and girls can't?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-28-2006, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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Girlfriends and wives would continually slap their significant other. Then all the war veterans would mistake the noise of the slapping for gunfire and start mowing down people with their machine guns. This causes their elderly wives to flee by car which causes accidents so amazing it could be seen from space. Then the aliens will see this as a sign to invade earth until they crown Michael Jackson as their leader.
What is an emo?
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11-28-2006, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
Posts: 141
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An electronic lawn-mowing device.
Why is a cello bigger than a violin?
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11-28-2006, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Because some people want to both play a violin and "compensate".
Why do I have pinky fingers?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-28-2006, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: A box of cookies
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Because if you had brownie fingers, you'd be tempted to eat them.
Why does Oscar live in a trash can?
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11-28-2006, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Because he doesn't make enough money to afford dumpster rent.
Where do the people go when you turn the TV off?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-28-2006, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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They die and get put on Big Brother.
Why don't pencils draw on mirrors?
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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11-28-2006, 06:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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They do draw on mirrors. I can see the writing, can't you?
Why are there tides?
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11-28-2006, 06:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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Because Poseidon has an eternal attack of the sneezles.
Why do cats meow?
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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