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01-22-2009, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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God, I'm gorgeous.
I just looked in the mirror and came.
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01-22-2009, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I feel a definite affinity between the two of us. We are two of the same breed.
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01-22-2009, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I assumed I had written this thread.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-22-2009, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by JCC
I feel a definite affinity between the two of us. We are two of the same breed.
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Legend has it that the genuinely superior were all descneded from a single clan at the dawn of time. Perhaps a DNA test would explain this affinity.
However, I alone remain unpolluted by the blood of the ordinary... and not in a backwoods, "mah wahfe an' sister way", but as the very essence of perfection. Enjoy your superiority, but remember that mine alone is untouchable. 
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01-22-2009, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I assumed I had written this thread.
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With those disproportionately large hands? I think not.
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01-22-2009, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Do you use MSN? I feel that a mutual partnership of nurturing one another's ego lights the way through the murky waters of mediocrity to a fruitful future for you and I to impose our greatness upon an undeserving world.
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01-22-2009, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by JCC
Do you use MSN? I feel that a mutual partnership of nurturing one another's ego lights the way through the murky waters of mediocrity to a fruitful future for you and I to impose our greatness upon an undeserving world.
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Provided that you discard the pretension that we are equals, the Judge will add you if you post your email address.
Superiority to humanity at large is one thing, but recognition of greatness is a prerequisite to contact with the Judge on a non-didactic level, such as that generated by Her presence here.
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01-22-2009, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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jcc-mgs@hotmail.
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uk
My adequately spliced email address, to bypass the word filters that shackle me.
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01-22-2009, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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You shall be added tomorrow. Your life is about to change.
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01-22-2009, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Mirrors are the best invention.
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I Like Cheese!
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01-22-2009, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
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How many different accounts does one guy need?
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01-22-2009, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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The Judge is female, actually, and acts alone.
But conspiracy theories are fun, aren't they?
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01-22-2009, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Originally Posted by Catch
Mirrors are the best invention.
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Seriously, I know. The wheel and movable type can't hold a candle to the mirror.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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01-22-2009, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Originally Posted by Catch
Mirrors are the best invention.
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Wrong, clothes are the best.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-22-2009, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Haunted House
Seriously, I know. The wheel and movable type can't hold a candle to the mirror.
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For some reason I thought that was funnier than I should have.
I'm tired.
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01-22-2009, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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...You rang??
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-23-2009, 04:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 220
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Might you provide the hoi polloi with some pics, so that they may bask in your splendour, exalted one?
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01-23-2009, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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I've done that before.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-23-2009, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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I've only gotten as far as a massive erection upon seeing myself in a mirror. It's my guess that you're premature.
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01-23-2009, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
I've only gotten as far as a massive erection upon seeing myself in a mirror. It's my guess that you're premature.
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There's nothing like cocking off in the mirror.
It doesn't help that The Cat from Red dwarf was my idol growing up...
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-23-2009, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland
There's nothing like cocking off in the mirror.
It doesn't help that The Cat from Red dwarf was my idol growing up...
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I don't blame you. Cat's fucking awesome.
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01-23-2009, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
I don't blame you. Cat's fucking awesome.
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He's the reason I was caught with that drill bit on my bell...
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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01-23-2009, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 130
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"As soon as they see me they'll only have to force me into platform shoes and flared trousers and I'll sing like Tweetie Pie."
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01-23-2009, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged
I just looked in the mirror and came.
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You actually have to take the time to look? You poor thing. I just think "me" and... um, excuse me for a moment...
Incidentally, have I mentioned that I've spent more money on boxers and laundry detergent than most people do for a new car?
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01-23-2009, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
You actually have to take the time to look? You poor thing. I just think "me" and... um, excuse me for a moment...
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Pity not the Judge for having more self-control than a blue balled dog faced with a tempting looking leg. Rather, aspire to the state of perfection which allows you to finish a sentence without drenching yourself in shame. Mastery shall be yours with a little practice.
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