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Old 01-03-2009, 02:13 PM   #1
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If I see one more thread about Evanescence...

If I see one more thread about Evanescence or Symphonic garbage metal in general, I'm going to kill this kitten with a rusty butter knife: http://felixgilman.com/wordpress/wp-.../04/kitten.jpg

You don't want the kitten to die, do you?

You know how to save it.
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Old 01-03-2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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Self defeating post is self defeating.
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Old 01-04-2009, 03:26 AM   #3
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Not the kitten, it's so cute with it's big kitten eyes.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:49 AM   #4
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Evanescence Rocks ..
They're American badass watch them kick
you can rock with roll or you can suck my dick
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:02 AM   #5
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Badass? BADASS?!?! ROFLMAFAO!!! This is badass. Evanescence are for pussies.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:06 AM   #6
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Badass? BADASS?!?! ROFLMAFAO!!! This is badass. Evanescence are for pussies.
While I agree, I think this is more badass.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:12 AM   #7
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Try cannibal coarpse ¬_¬
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:14 AM   #8
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While I agree, I think this is more badass.
Possibly. I grew up with NBM, so I´m more partial to that sound. Oz´ vocals sound weird to me. :P
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:15 AM   #9
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I hope that nobody takes this advice as Cannibal Corpse are the biggest waste of time ever conceived and I was actually tricked into downloading their entire discography only to find upon listening that they are shit. How they got so popular is completely beyond me. Anyway, badass is Otis Redding's live rendition of 'Satisfaction' by the Rolling Stones. It is amazing.
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:32 AM   #10
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Gorgoroth > Black Sabbath

pond scum > Cannibal Corpse.

THIS is death metal.

THIS is poser crap.

Hear the difference?
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:29 PM   #11
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A band with a Tolkien name is not badass, it's nerd.
This is badass
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:36 PM   #12
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Punk rock is hardly badass

Badass

Badass

Badass
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Old 01-04-2009, 02:09 PM   #13
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A band with a Tolkien name is not badass, it's nerd.
This is badass
Bolt Thrower from Tolkien? You sir, are wrong!


It's from Warhammer, and Warhammer 40k!

MUA HA HA HA!
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Old 01-04-2009, 02:10 PM   #14
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Punk rock is hardly badass

Badass

Badass

Badass
Pantera sucks nutsacks. Satyricon is ok.
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Old 01-04-2009, 02:12 PM   #15
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Bolt Thrower from Tolkien? You sir, are wrong!
Gorgoroth.
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Gorgoroth.
Oh right, forgot we were talking about Gorgoroth in this thread.
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:42 AM   #17
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Please think of the kitten...
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:49 AM   #18
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Gorgoroth > Black Sabbath
Bullshit.
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THIS is death metal.
THIS is poser crap.
Hear the difference?
Yeah. One sucks and one sucks more.
Badass.
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:44 AM   #19
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Mayhem is badass.
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:54 AM   #20
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Mayhem is garbage.
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:02 AM   #21
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Not particularly fan of black metal, PoS? *chuckles*
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:03 AM   #22
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Not particularly fan of black metal, PoS? *chuckles*
I listen to a lot of Black Metal, just not Mayhem.

Euronymous was a tool.
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Beethoven is bad ass!
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Was badass, he's been dead quite a while. But yes, he was a badass.
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If I see one more thread about Evanescence or Symphonic garbage metal in general, I'm going to kill this kitten with a rusty butter knife: http://felixgilman.com/wordpress/wp-.../04/kitten.jpg

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Must... suppress... urge... to make another Evanescence... thread... Screw, I'm making one, be sure to post pictures of the process of death, MAKE IT SLOW AND GORY!
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