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10-29-2010, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Help me help them help you help me help you.
Any questions you ask in this thread, any question at all, about life, the universe, anything, will be answered. When I get home from festivities tomorrow night, I will answer all burning questions with deep and profound answers. I can only offer this service for one day!
Note: If answers appear to be cat-like typing, or give you the impression that I am half passed out drunk in a vomit encrusted Starfleet uniform, wondering where I went wrong, let me assure you now that sometimes, my wisdom is so profound, so zen, its hard for ordinary people to understand. Its not me, its you.
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10-30-2010, 02:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Will humans ever be able to bake muffins off flames from the Sun?
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10-30-2010, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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How do I tell my cat that she's adopted?
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10-30-2010, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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What would happen if I made this post, then went back in time and broke my computer so that I couldn't make this post?
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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10-30-2010, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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I was thinking about going into the middle of the woods by myself in the dead of night and imbibing large quantities of psilocybin. Is this a good idea?
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10-30-2010, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
Will humans ever be able to bake muffins off flames from the Sun?
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To do this we need ships able to withstand the heat of the sun, and muffins that wouldn't vaporize at that heat. However, Mercury is the galaxy's easy bake oven, conveniently reaching temperatures of over four hundred degrees at certain times and places, so travelling to the sun would just be stupid.
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
How do I tell my cat that she's adopted?
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She's contemplating how to tell you the same thing. I advised her to do this:
So I would advise you to dream bigger, before she gets her chance. Perhaps have it written in the sky?
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Originally Posted by Despanan
What would happen if I made this post, then went back in time and broke my computer so that I couldn't make this post?
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A paradox would be created, as if the post wasn't made you wouldn't in the future again go back in time, so the post would have been made after all, and quite possibly you would have ruined the time-space continuum. If you were to go back in time and break the computer, you must, for the safety of the universe, tell your past self to go back in time and break it again. If not, either the universe would split in two, one where the post was made and another where it was not, or it would collapse upon itself.
Time travel responsibly, folks.
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
I was thinking about going into the middle of the woods by myself in the dead of night and imbibing large quantities of psilocybin. Is this a good idea?
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Since reincarnation is true, if you die you'll just come back again. So what have you got to lose?
If reincarnation is false, however, you only live once.
So yes, do it.
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10-30-2010, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I think when I sober up I'm going to be really disappointed on how coherent I was. Seriously, I'm pissed loaded drunk, and I'm not even making typos, let alone feel tempted to post pictures of my tits.
Or maybe I only think I'm coherent I'm actually typing awegahdasdhPENISadefharhe.
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10-30-2010, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Fuzzy Wazzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wazzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wazzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
There now, that's a real question.
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10-30-2010, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Catch
Fuzzy Wazzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wazzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wazzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?
There now, that's a real question.
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He was called that because he is in fact, a fuzzy wuzzy lover.
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10-30-2010, 11:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Contrary to popular belief, Google and Wikipedia do not have all the answers. Realizing this, I offer my query to you:
What is the most profound way to tell someone "Fuck you" without actually say it?
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10-30-2010, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Versus
Contrary to popular belief, Google and Wikipedia do not have all the answers. Realizing this, I offer my query to you:
What is the most profound way to tell someone "Fuck you" without actually say it?
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Why, by fucking them, of course.
Ah, now I see my drunken mistake. I should have referred to Mercury as the solar system's easy bake oven, as I'm sure there's other planets in the galaxy that have the perfect temperature on its surface.
Alrighty, the rest of you had your chance, I'm off to bed.
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11-02-2010, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Originally Posted by Saya
Since reincarnation is true, if you die you'll just come back again. So what have you got to lose?
If reincarnation is false, however, you only live once.
So yes, do it.
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I love the way you think. 
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11-02-2010, 09:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Originally Posted by Saya
I think when I sober up I'm going to be really disappointed on how coherent I was. Seriously, I'm pissed loaded drunk, and I'm not even making typos, let alone feel tempted to post pictures of my tits.
Or maybe I only think I'm coherent I'm actually typing awegahdasdhPENISadefharhe.
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I think you should send me pics of your tits regardless of your state of mind. Do it for posterity.
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11-02-2010, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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Why haven't we seen any good titties on the titties thread? In fact whatever happened to it?
I'm really upset about this.
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11-02-2010, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-05...2752201230.jpg
There. These are surely nicer than any tits that G.net can muster.
Sorry ladies. Tit envy is a real thing. Deal with it.
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11-02-2010, 11:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
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Are they yours?
No tit envy here.
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Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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11-03-2010, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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No one cares about the tits of fugly people, Fruitbat.
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11-03-2010, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
No one cares about the tits of fugly people, Fruitbat.
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Little kitty shows his stripes.
*yawn*
You can do better than this.
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11-03-2010, 06:14 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Kontan, I have a sneaking suspicion that those tits are fake. Regardless, I'm still quite fond of mine.
Those of you who have me added on facebook can still see that picture I posted forever ago for Duck. 
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11-03-2010, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I totally forgot about the titty thread. Ducky was practically begging me to send him picks HAH!
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11-03-2010, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Vindicated. PM me. You are one of the more physically attractive people on here. We can work something out I think.
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11-03-2010, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Ditto kid.
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11-03-2010, 10:56 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Check your personal messages.
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11-03-2010, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
I was thinking about going into the middle of the woods by myself in the dead of night and imbibing large quantities of psilocybin. Is this a good idea?
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Dude, I am so THERE! Except I'll use shrooms. Meet you at midnight.
And don't let the sound of me stepping on snail shells to hear their tiny little homes crack freak you out. I'm really not a bad guy. Ignore the maniacal laughter. And don't think the crying sobs are a precursor to suicide. In fact just say the word "suicide" and I will start laughing again. Seriously.
My dresser drawers are belly dancing with the curtains...
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11-03-2010, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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So now that I'm sober and fully dressed this is the party thread? Fuck you guys.
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