the Corrupted Wishes game

[ViciouslyBeautiful]

God I miss this thread!

Granted, as the god fish eats babies after babies of stupid people it(It?) is now in the progress of becoming as stupid as they are, and has a habit of sucking its all tentacles altogether until it sets off to the sky to recruit army from Mars and attack the Earth.

Apparently I have a very limited amount of imagination.

I wish I could bake cakes everyday.

[Lapin]

Granted! Now you have to bake cakes for everyone on Earth, every minute of the day, until you become so insane you drown yourself in the batter.

I wish I had a dress.

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted. You can have a dress of emerald green snakes that bite you to death.

I wish a large group of friendly space aliens land on Earth and help everyone stop global warming, and they'll cure dieases, so everyone is happy.

[Methadrine]

Granted. Their method of doing that though is by eradicating every human on the planet. The friendly part is in their warcry: "Don't run, we are your friends!"

I wish I could watch Mars Attacks right now.

[Solumina]

granted but in order to stop global warming and cure diseases they kill all mankind (boo at me for lack of creativity)

I wish that I didn't live so far out in the middle of nowhere

damn you beat me to it um...you can watch it but half way through your eyes fall out

[biohazard]

Granted, but you now live in the middle of a big city, where you have a very small house, and your work is very far from home.

I wish that my hair grew back faster. I really miss it

[Solumina]

granted but it grows 3 feet every hour and soon you look like cousin it

I wish that there was more to do at work today

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but the amount of work would leave you so swamped that you would have nearly no time to be online, causing your post numbers to decrease until you stop altogether.

I wish I had more music.

[biohazard]

Granted, your comp is now filled with music. But you want to listen to all of it, and lose track of time. You eventually stop getting on g-net and doing your daily things because of this.

I wish I could forget my past or accomplish my revenge.

[thedoll]

Your past is forgotten, including you revenge-filled plans,those dearest to you, and your personality and become a drone with bad taste in music.

I wish I could continue smoking cloves and not worry about the health aspects.

[bleedingheart344]

Granted, you don't worry about them, but they still exist.
I wish the lights would stay off.

[biohazard]

Granted, they stay off but now you can`t see anything and cannot post again on gothic.net. There are no more lamps or lights in your house.

I wish that life wasn`t so hard.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but life seems so easy that it becomes droll and not worth living.

I wish I had a second piercing.

[Solumina]

granted you now have a pierced eyeball

I wish that I felt better

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you feel so good that you are an unfurling ball of energy, causing those around you to distance themselves out of sheer infuriation.

I wish I could find something good to eat right now.

[Underwater Ophelia]

You eat pounds upon pounds of delicious sushi, and then die soon afterwards of mercury poisoning.

I wish Drew would come home early from work.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and you spend so much time with him that you conceal yourself for eternity from the rest of the world.

I wish I had a decent FM radio.

[biohazard]

Granted, but everyone in your family wants to listen to it and they take it from you. You can barely listen to it since most of the time they have it in use.

I wish that I had more knowledge about computers.

[Minyaliel]

Granted, you become a computer genious, but from now on all the computers you sit down in front of immediately explode or show you a blue screen of death.

I wish I could afford proper guitar lessons.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* only now all the "proper gitar instructors" Die of some strange desease shortly after you pay them in full for the next 6 months, leaving you broke and still no lessons.

I wish I could sing at my sister's wedding.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, but due to a huge ammount of people staring at you when you're singing, you end up with stage fright and run away.

I wish I were asleep right now.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* however you fall so fast asleep that when the door bell rings with one of those Clearinghouse giveaways, you miss it and thus miss out on ten thousand dollars.

I wish I could see into the future.

[Solumina]

Granted but since you can see all that will be and know that there is nothing that can be done to change it, you have lost the greatest power that a human can have, Hope

I wish that I had more hope for the world

[biohazard]

Granted, but all that hope is in vain because the future for the world is mostly bad things. Although your hope is passed to your family and the people close to you, making them a little happier than the rest of the world.

I wish that I had more hope for myself.

[PutridLily]

Granted. You become so full of hope that you never actually act on anything just sit back and hope, you never accomplish anything in your lifetime and live miserably ever after.

I wish I could fly.