What is the most stupidest thing(s) you have ever said?

[OnyxBat]

Again what is the most stupidest thing you have ever said?

At Toco bell...
"Does this have alcohol?"

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

I hope your choice of words in that first sentence (and the thread title for that matter) was deliberate...

BeauMonsieur asked me, "Where's the Sandy Hill Community centre?"
I answered "Uhhh... Sandy Hill?"

Your incident reminded me of a customer who asked me, who works at an art supply store, "Do you carry paper?"

[Alan]

The words "most stupidest" and "toco"

EDIT: Oh, it's not the stupidest thing we have heard today, my bad. I'm gonna create that thread; sounds more interesting.

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

I didn't even notice the "Toco..." That's how much I don't care about the chain...

[Fruitbat]

Everything that has ever come out of my mouth - almost.

Except for "No those aren't breasts these are" that was the best pickup line I've ever used.

[Timeless Rebellion]

The day I got my tattoo on my forearm, a couple of friends and I discussed the pros and cons of tattoos. Someone said that if you get pregnant, the tattoo can be fucked up massively and stretched out.
This is where I disabled my brain, opened my mouth and said "Well I don't think my arm will ever get pregnant."
... Yeah.