What will you do if Zombies suddenly attack? - Page 3

vindicatedxjin · 02-04-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by creature6

i think some people should be shoot in the back of the head ...

Agreed........

Ben Lahnger · 02-04-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by creature6

i think some people should be shoot in the back of the head ...

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

Agreed........

I wouldn't have thought that anyone deserved to be shot in the back of the head until I read these posts. Now two names do come to mind ...

>.>

creature6 and vindicatedxjin, you had it coming just for saying this.

Anarasha · 02-04-2010, 11:56 AM

... ... o.o how do they fit? That's gotta hurt.

Malice In Wonderland · 02-04-2010, 12:01 PM

I'd stay away from Anarasha, because House of the Dead told me the lardarse zombie take longer to kill.

JethroAranas · 02-04-2010, 04:20 PM

These fat zombies are cute.

Ben Lahnger · 02-04-2010, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland

lardarse zombie

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Angelic Dissonance · 02-04-2010, 08:28 PM

I'd use necromantic powers to enslave the zombies to my will, and make myself an undying warlord. Xjin's new pic!

vindicatedxjin · 02-04-2010, 08:32 PM

What about it?

Angelic Dissonance · 02-04-2010, 08:38 PM

I like it. I think it's cute!

vindicatedxjin · 02-04-2010, 09:53 PM

THank you!

Stormtrooper of Death · 02-05-2010, 06:19 AM

Still, I'd get an AA-12 if I could get my hands on one.

But, I'd probably settle for an Ithica 37 Featherlight and a SKS as backup.

Man In Room 5 · 02-05-2010, 07:04 AM

Maybe I'm just evil, but if there was a zombie attack or any other disaster like a nuclear attack, tornado, earthquake or anything else that renders local law enforcement into total chaos I'd take that chance to visit everyone on my shit list and personally beat their fucking heads into grey bloody pulp with a chunk of cinder block. Of course, I'd pretend to be their friend long enough to earn their trust and lure them out of their hiding places.

gothicusmaximus · 02-05-2010, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Man In Room 5

Maybe I'm just evil, but if there was a zombie attack or any other disaster like a nuclear attack, tornado, earthquake or anything else that renders local law enforcement into total chaos I'd take that chance to visit everyone on my shit list and personally beat their fucking heads into grey bloody pulp with a chunk of cinder block. Of course, I'd pretend to be their friend long enough to earn their trust and lure them out of their hiding places.

That is pretty fucking demented and immoral, but on the bright side, I'd reckon you'd have a high chance for survival. Compassion for other human beings is the biggest obstacle to one's perseverance in a zombie-ridden wasteland.

Man In Room 5 · 02-05-2010, 10:23 AM

The horror. The horror.

Lochnar · 02-05-2010, 10:32 AM

I'm not going out of my way for my "shit list" but I will stop to watch if I see any of them getting eaten by zombie hordes. For some I may cheer or, if I can work it out safely, call them over with the promise of help just so I can watch them die up close.

Nothing like watching the light go outta the eyes of an enemy.

creature6 · 02-07-2010, 03:42 AM

Man In Room 5 · 02-07-2010, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by creature6

Yeah dude, that's been out for a while. Did you just discover it or am I missing some reference in the thread? I think the author's already written a follow up.

Malice In Wonderland · 02-07-2010, 05:58 AM

I'm with MiR5 on that one.

Ben Lahnger · 02-07-2010, 08:33 AM

That's what happens when you have a threadbare thread.

CarrionCorpse · 02-09-2010, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Still Jack

I have 6 parts to my zombie plan
a) Get car.
b) Get Franck.
c) Steal Snowplow.
d) Weld 6 inch nails to it.
e) Steal booze.
f) Drive to south of France.

haha. Screw my plan, I'm with you.

Pineapple_Juice · 02-09-2010, 07:22 PM

Speaking from someone with extensive zombie survival skills thanks to a very well-known and highly useful book, I would say the car would be a bad choice. The noise would attract zombies for miles and you'd eventually run out of gas. Even if you didn't and you ended up finding gas pumps every time you needed them that magically still worked, you'd have to fend off the undead you attracted with the sound pollution you created with your lifted Geo, or whatever it is.

Then you have to stop and think about how many people thought about getting in their cars and driving away and how all of the roads will have been blocked off with traffic and the zombies will have gone and eaten everyone stuck in the traffic jam, and so you couldn't get through the pileup anyways.
AAAAAAND even if you did you'd have to worry about all the zombies still lurking on the roads and interstates and still strapped into their cars via seatbelts and....
etc
etc
etc

Pineapple_Juice · 02-09-2010, 07:24 PM

PS, Jane Austen sucks so bad that even adding in zombies and quirky humor couldn't entirely alter the fact that Pride and Prejudice was a piece of shit book.

Random Havoc · 02-09-2010, 07:32 PM

Zombie invasions are easy to survive, find as many people you can that run slower than you and sacrifice as needed while moving to a position of safety, supplies, and security.. The added bonus is the new zombies that arise from those you had to sacrifice to get where you're going probably can't outrun you either.

Solumina · 02-09-2010, 07:44 PM

Oooo that's a good point, I didn't think about how slow friends make slow zombies, that makes me feel a bit safer. Also I know someone with a castle (including a lovely greenhouse inside the walls) so I think I'll just go there. Sure its a bit of a drive but it only takes about 3/4 of a tank and I can go off-roading so at least I don't have to worry about stopping for gas or traffic.

Ben Lahnger · 02-09-2010, 10:42 PM

Find Woody Harrelson?