Gothic.net News Horror Gothic Lifestyle Fiction Movies Books and Literature Dark TV VIP Horror Professionals Professional Writing Tips Links Gothic Forum




Go Back   Gothic.net Community > Boards > General
Register Blogs FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

General General questions and meet 'n greet and welcome!

View Poll Results: So, How gay are you?
Really Gay 2 11.11%
Super Gay 1 5.56%
Sohghey 3 16.67%
Crazy-Puking-Rainbows Gay (Other than the above) 6 33.33%
Anarcho-Primitivism 2 11.11%
Strongly homosexual 0 0%
Action Transvestite Gay 4 22.22%
Thuper Gay 0 0%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 10-31-2009, 06:22 PM   #1
Despanan
 
Despanan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
Pick your flavor of faggotry

There are a noticeable amount of homosexuals on these boards, so I was wondering what everyone's butt-buggery lean is. I tried to make them broad, but I encourage expanding on your vote.

I personally favor Puking-Rainbows-Gay strongly, though if Action-Transvesticism Gay were to become the M.O. of society, I wouldn't lose much sleep.

YES THIS IS CLEARLY A PARDOY OF JOKER'S THREAD, IF YOU THINK I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
Despanan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2009, 06:42 PM   #2
gothicusmaximus
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
I'd either have to go for primitivism or being perpetually pounded in the ass by a 3 foot, steam powered rusty wrought-iron vibrator. Even though I like the primitivist philosophy more, I'm going to have to vote being perpetually pounded in the ass by a 3 foot, steam powered rusty iron-vibrator, because it's most feasible imo.
gothicusmaximus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2009, 06:59 PM   #3
Despanan
 
Despanan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
I find the wrongt-iron vibrator tends to get rusty after repeat use. I perfer a steel or titanum model for my anal-invasive needs. It costs a little more, but it's still not Anarcho-Primitivism.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
Despanan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2009, 07:02 PM   #4
JCC
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
I've found myself recently leaning away from traditional Really Gay toward Super-Gay, so that one.
JCC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2009, 08:02 PM   #5
PortraitOfSanity
 
PortraitOfSanity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC View Post
I've found myself recently leaning away from traditional Really Gay toward Super-Gay, so that one.
Ahh c'mon, if you're gonna parody my quotes, at least make it something I'd say... You should know by now that I favor action tranvestite gay.
__________________
You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife

I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
PortraitOfSanity is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 03:37 AM   #6
Still Jack
 
Still Jack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
Oh, come on, that's hardly a conclusive poll. Where's the occasionally gay, let alone the surprise buttsex gay?
__________________
Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Still Jack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 05:26 AM   #7
Sinjob
 
Sinjob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
Awh no love for the Super Gays!
Sinjob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 07:43 AM   #8
Despanan
 
Despanan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack View Post
Oh, come on, that's hardly a conclusive poll. Where's the occasionally gay, let alone the surprise buttsex gay?
These all could be surprize buttsecks gay, why are you being so obtuse?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
Despanan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 08:39 AM   #9
Razeal18
 
Razeal18's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
Blog Entries: 1
you forgot to include the immensly clossited gay, republican gay, and of courese the everpresent religously gay
Razeal18 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 12:16 PM   #10
KontanKarite
 
KontanKarite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
Blog Entries: 1
I'm going to have to go with Sexual Tyrannosaur Gay. Mainly because of all the slack jawed fagots around here.
__________________
No Gods. No Kings.

Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
KontanKarite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-01-2009, 01:21 PM   #11
SweetJane
 
SweetJane's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: SO-IL
Posts: 410
I was Thuper Gay, but then I went to speech therapy, and I am currently happy identifying as Super Gay, though I also identify with the concept of Super Queer and Super Fucking Queer.
__________________
"I'm chuck Norris."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLg5tystsQ
SweetJane is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 11:38 AM   #12
Malice In Wonderland
 
Malice In Wonderland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
I'd vote Occasionally Gay, or perhaps something along the lines of gay in my spare time.
__________________

"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!


Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
Malice In Wonderland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 05:19 PM   #13
Lord Whiskerton
 
Lord Whiskerton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
Blog Entries: 1
C'mon, no love for Sohghey? You guys are such fags....
__________________
Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.

Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
Lord Whiskerton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 05:31 PM   #14
Xombie
 
Xombie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
Crazy-puking-rainbows gay has always appealed to me, ever since I started looking into faggotry to begin with.
Xombie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 09:01 PM   #15
Ben Lahnger
 
Ben Lahnger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
Um ... I like girls.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!

As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.


Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Ben Lahnger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 09:05 PM   #16
Pineapple_Juice
 
Pineapple_Juice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
I picked Sohghey!
__________________
Now poop on them, Oliver.
Pineapple_Juice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-02-2009, 09:36 PM   #17
gothicusmaximus
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetJane View Post
I was Thuper Gay, but then I went to speech therapy, and I am currently happy identifying as Super Gay, though I also identify with the concept of Super Queer and Super Fucking Queer.
You seem to think that faggotry will be romantic and tender, when actually it is the exact opposite of romance and tenderness.

Fucking = sticking your dick into a vagina

Super Queer = sticking your dick in something besides a vagina

Super Fucking Queer = a form of fucking without a vagina, that ends up involving a vagina

Wake up sheeple!
gothicusmaximus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2009, 01:31 AM   #18
Still Jack
 
Still Jack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan View Post
These all could be surprize buttsecks gay, why are you being so obtuse?
I don't trust the surprise buttsecks gays though. They do it when I least expect it.
__________________
Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Still Jack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2009, 07:21 AM   #19
Lord Whiskerton
 
Lord Whiskerton's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
Blog Entries: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice View Post
I picked Sohghey!
Woohoo!

________
__________________
Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.

Second Account that I doubt I'll be using: MiladyMalice
Lord Whiskerton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2009, 04:01 PM   #20
KontanKarite
 
KontanKarite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
Blog Entries: 1
You... fagots!
__________________
No Gods. No Kings.

Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
KontanKarite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2009, 07:19 PM   #21
Catch
 
Catch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
I voted Anarcho-Primitivism because that might mean straight.

Here is a joke you can tell at parties:

Why do so many gay men work at brownie factories?


They love packing fudge.

Ta-Da! I probably shouldn't tell the joke, yet any gay man telling the joke is adorable.
__________________
I Like Cheese!
Catch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2009, 11:26 PM   #22
Despanan
 
Despanan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
In no way does Anarcho-Primitivism ever mean straight.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
Despanan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 09:44 AM   #23
Ben Lahnger
 
Ben Lahnger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
Actually, I'm a guy that likes women ... like the one in my avatar.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!

As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.


Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Ben Lahnger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 11:05 AM   #24
JCC
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger View Post
Actually, I'm a guy that likes women ... like the one in my avatar.
Yes, this is the second time you've said.
JCC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-04-2009, 11:14 AM   #25
Ben Lahnger
 
Ben Lahnger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
Okay, you can count. Yeah for kindergarten!

After I said so, KontanKarite said an all inclusive, "You ... fagots!" - so I responded.

And I may be in the minority, but I'm not going to allow this bashing of hetero-sexuality go on. I can't help it I was born this way, and I shouldn't have to be ashamed to admit it publicly.
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!

As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.


Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Ben Lahnger is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:39 AM.