the Corrupted Wishes game

[Valerius]

Granted, you set out to kill the lying bastards but find that as soon as you bury the knife into the back of one guy the law is overturned by the supreme court and you're thrown into jail where you're turned into the favorite soap-picker in the shower by a guy named 'Bubba'.

I wish I knew everything in this marketing book that I have to read so I don't have to read it anymore!

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* You know everything, unfortunatly, in the event of craming your brain with that information, you brain kicks out how to breath and you die slowly.

I wish this summer could last forever.

[raineofblood]

Granted.
But tempratures rise to deadly.

I wish I had every volume of Deathnote plus the movies.

[biohazard]

Granted, but after that you see them way too much and get bored of it.

I wish summer would never end...

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but your brain would rot because of all the time you would probably spend online.

I wish I would forget about the people I've met.

[Corpsey]

Originally Posted by raineofblood

I wish I had every volume of Deathnote plus the movies

No you don't. I read the final volume the other day. I'll let you find out about it but almost every single fan I've heard from or talked to was grossly disappointed, including myself.

Forget the people you've met? How about this.....

Ned Flanders comes along and places you in his rehabillitation program. In a few minutes most of your frontal cranial lobe will be removed, reducing your thoughts to an almost infantile level. You won't be able to remember them at all!

I wish to burn up the "Sempier Fidelius" portrait in the Whiteman's valley rifleclub and not die in the process.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you'll go insane anyway.

I wish I could come up with more creative ways to corrupt these wishes...

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted, but you soon come up with "creative" ways to do other things as well, leading to the largest and most gruesome chainsaw mishap in history (counting the Texas Chainsaw Massacre), and you spend the rest of your life in jail, where even your creative skills can't find a way to escape.

I wish I could keep my pasty white skin without having to wear so much sunscreen and without ever getting sunburned.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you would grow so infatuated with your own skin that you would lose interest in life.

I wish I could find solace in the mundane.

[biohazard]

Granted, but then you become a member of that particular group and no longer feel mundane.

I wish I did not have to charge my mp3 player to listen to it.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. Instead, you now have to feed it blood, and it insists on being called Audrey 2. Happy listening!

I wish Mr. Potato Head was more entertaining...

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but he becomes so interesting that he makes man obsolete.

I wish I could enjoy this song that I'm listening to.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted, but you enjoy it so much that you sing it constantly, driving everyone around you into insanity.

I wish I could be nocturnal.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you would be the only one who would be out-and-about in the most lonely and beckoning hours of the night, causing you to hallucinate out of desperation and longing for a friend.

I wish my room would explode right now.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted, but you're horribly disfigured in the explosion and are then kidnapped by an UFO cult who is convinced that you are not of this world. They never feed you.

I wish my house had air conditioning.

[Edward Strange]

Granted!

However, the new AC unit prooves to be very expensive to run, damaging to the enviroment and a drain on the local power grid.
You eventually go bankrupt through electricity bills and legal battles.

I wish I could learn everything within a book just by touching the cover.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you will become living proof that knowledge can be a dangerous thing...

I wish I was reading a book right now...

[Aaroneet]

Originally Posted by Renatus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpDE...x=2&playnext=1 DEPECHE MODE!!

(Sorry for the double wish, but I couldn't resist.)

I wish I had found this video myself .

[biohazard]

Granted, but now you go blind so you can`t see the video nor read anymore.

I wish I could be on g-net everyday when I am back in school...

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. Whilst reading a book, you somehow stumble upon the above-mentioned video. However, you can't watch it--you're too busy reading to move your eyes from the page.

I wish my closet contained things I might actually wear.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. It becomes a homework assignment. And, since all homework assignments are evil, you hate us all now and decide to leave.

*points to above wish*

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but getting what you ultimately want destroys you in the end.

I wish my friends would never let me down again (get it? corny joke, I know...)

[Edward Strange]

The massive amount of choice of fashionable wear eventually drives you insane, having spent many a long morning pondering what combination to wear today.

I wish I had me some kick ass boots that actually fitted.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you would wear the boots so often that your feet would be stuck in them, until said boots literally morph to become your foot.

I wish I didn't watch TV.

[Renatus]

Originally Posted by Aaroneet

Granted, but getting what you ultimately want destroys you in the end.

I wish my friends would never let me down again (get it? corny joke, I know...)

granted instead they kill you in your sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5CIS...C7FB25&index=7 HOME

I wish Depeche mode, as well as a bunch of other great groups would go on another tour all converging at summerfest here in Wisconsin which is the world's Largest Music festival.