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07-02-2007, 04:51 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Ask Tha Duckman.
I can solve ALL your problems, and answer ANY question!!! Go on, try me!
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07-02-2007, 05:16 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Duckman is god real? Does he like hentai?
Does firefox give you special powers?
What lotto numbers should I pick?
Ok il ask you more later =p
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07-02-2007, 05:46 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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God is that feeling you get when you REALLY need a poop, but can't go for what ever reason, and when you do, it feels awesome. And yes, God especially likes tentacle porn.
Firefox gives you many special powers, such as the ability to magically spell check, and makes you a hit with the laydeez who don't know shit about computers, due to all the neat addons and plugins which enable you to do cool stuff.
You should pick 32-12-8-19-apple-43 bonus number Vahjeyenah.
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07-02-2007, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Tell me duckman, how on earth do you find time to answer all these questions yet still find time to get that excellent haircut?
Also, why is the sky blue?
And is it just me, or arer my palms getting hairy?
And why did I have the bowl? Huh?
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07-02-2007, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Can Jesus make food so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-02-2007, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Is Jebus the evil duckli..eh, I mean Jesus twin?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-02-2007, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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Are the big-haired, plastic evangelical ladies really fur RealZ (real people)? Or are they robots (ala Stepford Wives), created to syphon (and use) money off of kind-hearted and/or ignorant, bible-thumpers???
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07-02-2007, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 411
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Does Jesus like hugs?
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07-02-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
Duckman is god real? Does he like hentai?
Does firefox give you special powers?
What lotto numbers should I pick?
Ok il ask you more later =p
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Screw hantai!
Yaoi!
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07-02-2007, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
Screw hantai!
Yaoi!
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Hmmm....(is inclined to agree, but hates to admit it)
Duck, will I be a good phlebotomist?
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07-02-2007, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
Screw hantai!
Yaoi!
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Agrees.
Are lamps evil?
Will alien monkeys REALLY invade the world?
Does cheese cause brain cancer?
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07-02-2007, 12:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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When will I recover from my disease?
Why am I always rejected?
Why can`t there be gothic people near where I live?
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07-02-2007, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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Originally Posted by Valrys
Tell me duckman, how on earth do you find time to answer all these questions yet still find time to get that excellent haircut?
Also, why is the sky blue?
And is it just me, or arer my palms getting hairy?
And why did I have the bowl? Huh?
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The reason the sky is blue has something to do with the sun reflecting on the tinytinytinytinytiny water droplets in the sky.
You guys should learn about wikipedia.
Sorry to put you out of business duckman.
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Originally Posted by Valrys
And is it just me, or arer my palms getting hairy?
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Masturbation must be hard.
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07-02-2007, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 254
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Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
Masturbation must be hard.
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Tell me about it, it gets all gooy and stu.....wait a minute.......
Also, I know why the sky is blue, I wanted a humourous answer from duckman =p
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07-02-2007, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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Tha Duckman, just how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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07-03-2007, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Originally Posted by Valrys
Tell me duckman, how on earth do you find time to answer all these questions yet still find time to get that excellent haircut?
Also, why is the sky blue?
And is it just me, or arer my palms getting hairy?
And why did I have the bowl? Huh?
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Time is different in Ireland.
The sky is blue due to the wage increase for tooth fairies. They eat the green bits of the sky, and so the blue is left. But now, due to the mass eating of green sky, the fairy population is beginning to dwindle.
Trace your blood line. You could related to Jojo The Dogboy.
You had the bowl simply so you could ask me why.
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07-03-2007, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by Cyntrox
Can Jesus make food so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
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Jesus can do anything, apart from wear decent shoes.
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07-03-2007, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
Is Jebus the evil duckli..eh, I mean Jesus twin?
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Jebus is a parody of Jesus. He did the Jerusalem comedy circuit during the time of Jesus.
He wasn't that funny.
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07-03-2007, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by Linen
Are the big-haired, plastic evangelical ladies really fur RealZ (real people)? Or are they robots (ala Stepford Wives), created to syphon (and use) money off of kind-hearted and/or ignorant, bible-thumpers???
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They are real people, who decide to syphon money from kind-hearted and / or ignorant bible-thumpers because they're hypocritical mooks.
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07-03-2007, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by bjork_freak
Does Jesus like hugs?
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Jesus will like anything you tell him to like, for a fee of ten bucks.
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07-03-2007, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Originally Posted by Lapin
Hmmm....(is inclined to agree, but hates to admit it)
Duck, will I be a good phlebotomist?
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If you study hard*, yes.
*By study hard, I mean sleep with the right people.
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07-03-2007, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Errr...who are the right people? (Do you even know what that is?)
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07-03-2007, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Tismine
Agrees.
Are lamps evil?
Will alien monkeys REALLY invade the world?
Does cheese cause brain cancer?
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Lamps are sent by Nelson to needlessly sap electricity.
Only if you let them.
People are naturally born with cancer, but it takes something to set it off.
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07-03-2007, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by biohazard
When will I recover from my disease?
Why am I always rejected?
Why can`t there be gothic people near where I live?
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One day, Grass Hoppa, one day.
You are rejected because you do not put yourself forward enough.
There can not be Gothic people where you live because they put ground up Bible chunks in the water.
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07-03-2007, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Clockwork
Tha Duckman, just how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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It depends on the size of ones tongue and how many people are simultaneously licking it.
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