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04-19-2011, 08:57 AM
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Why didn't anyone here tell me ...
about the
LOLCAT BIBLE TRANSLATION PROJECT?!?!?
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Because it's fucking hilarious! Here's Exodus 1
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Israel Gets Bigga In Egypt
1 An Jacob wented to Egypt and ppl an ther beybies goed too. Teh pepl wuz: 2 Ruben an Simeon an Levi an Judah 3 an Issachar and Zebulun an Benjamin 4 an Dan an Naphtali an Gad an Asher. 5 An evrywun wuz liek, we camed from Jacobses. Lol. An thier woz sebbenty of em.kthxbai!
6 An thenn tehy wuz al ded. Srsly. 7 An then thhere childern wuz lik, HARBLZ GOES WHERE? An then they new whear harblz wents, and maded babieses.
8 An then thier wuz a n00b king, an he wuz liek, lol I am King of Eegypt and all dat shizz. Whoz Joseph? Don't even no. 9 King sayed to hiz peeps: Yo. Look at teh Ibruz, are lots of em. 10 We gotta stops em an take thear cheezburger. Or els theyll takes our cheezburger, srsly. (also teh n00b king wuz kinda racist)
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And if this is old news to everyone else, I'm still ticked nobody told me about it.
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04-19-2011, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Does it have pictures? oh I want there to be lots of pictures. Good find Ben, never even heard of it.
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04-19-2011, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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You can watch videos on the internet?! when did this happen?
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04-19-2011, 01:03 PM
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amazing. Next you'll tell me that you can watch porn on the internet. psh like that'd ever happen.
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04-19-2011, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Uniontown, Kentucky
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This is ridiculous.
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04-19-2011, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Yes, yes it is, but I'm pretty sure that was the intention.
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04-19-2011, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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04-20-2011, 05:28 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
Does it have pictures? oh I want there to be lots of pictures. Good find Ben, never even heard of it.
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Yeah I want the pictorial version of the bible too... reading that translation hurt my brain Ben!
Dam that text talking.
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04-20-2011, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
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HP, must have been during my "blue period" ... because I missed it.
This, from that post, cracked me up:
"I can has cheeseburger, or I can not has cheesburger? That iz teh question."
I am usually annoyed by l33t speak and intentional typos, and the normal lolcat photos don't do much for me, but this amuses me greatly.
*edit* - Although, I'm not going to spend a lot of time reading much of it. A few choice entries would have been good enough to communicate the humor. Doing the whole bible does tell me people have too much time to waste.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-20-2011, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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You have a blue period? I would consult a doctor.
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04-20-2011, 05:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
You have a blue period? I would consult a doctor.
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HAHA! You have your moments Catch!
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04-20-2011, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
HAHA! You have your moments Catch!
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Agreed. Though not frequently, she seems to be on a kick today. Proof of troll-dom. 
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04-21-2011, 03:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
You have a blue period? I would consult a doctor.
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I laughed too! Pretty funny, Catch.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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