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09-08-2010, 01:40 PM
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Cleavage is not Christian!
Cleavage is not Christian!
That is, it's not Christian according to the guy preaching in this clip from the show "Campus PD".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIgaT...layer_embedded
I sure do like the way the cop handles himself, though.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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09-08-2010, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Those girls were fucking stupid. They proved no point in provoking him. Figures. I think I saw them on a redtube video recently.
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09-08-2010, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
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Everybody knows Catholic Cleavage is where it's at anyway.
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09-08-2010, 03:20 PM
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Well, technically, yeah, it isn't, several passages say that women must dress modestly.
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09-08-2010, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Some people give Christians a bad name, mainly CHRISTIANS!
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09-08-2010, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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aw, poop you tube blocked the content in Australia on copyright infringement blah...
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09-08-2010, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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They should ignore the guy... he'll go away if he doesn't get attention from them.... and silly girls boobs = reward... not punishment or retribution.
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09-09-2010, 06:39 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Antigo, WI [feel free to say 'where???' lol]
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... i am christian and believe a womans chest should be tucked away, at least in church. im not going to say at all times cause ill be the first to admit my choice of clothing may not appeal to my pastor at all times lol.
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09-09-2010, 09:32 AM
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Awe, boobs are so awesome, and I'm personally of the opinion that if there is a god, it/he/she/they probably don't care about human fashion....
Of course, my opinions aren't very Christian.
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09-09-2010, 09:59 AM
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If there is a god, didn't he make boobs?
In fact, the Garden of Eden story is in part about how Adam & Eve were pleased by their naked bodies until Eve ate the apple. At that point the two become aware, "to know good and evil," evidenced by an awareness of their nakedness.
Well, fuck being ashamed of our bodies. And I've always thought that the sight of a nice pair of boobs in the morning was a lovely way to start the day.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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09-09-2010, 04:38 PM
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Kids need to learn, Don't argue with Campus preachers, it's what they want. They're just Trolling IRL.
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09-09-2010, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
Kids need to learn, Don't argue with Campus preachers, it's what they want. They're just Trolling IRL.
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True, but I kinda would really love it if this crazy anti-choice guy who goes around giving bootleg copies of The Passion Of The Christ and little plastic fetus tried to preach at me, solely because its a secret goal of mine to get punched by him.
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09-09-2010, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
True, but I kinda would really love it of this crazy anti-choice guy who goes around giving bootleg copies of The Passion Of The Christ and little plastic fetus tried to preach at me, solely because its a secret goal of mine to get punched by him.
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Trust me -- Not worth it.
They preach at you, you argue, a crowd gathers, and then they have an audience to their insanity. Maybe one person in that audience is dumb enough to believe them and join their church.
Don't feed the trolls.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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09-09-2010, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
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One of the small pleasures I got from playing GTA 4 was walking up to a sidewalk preacher and hitting him with a baseball bat.
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09-09-2010, 09:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
If there is a god, didn't he make boobs?
Well, fuck being ashamed of our bodies. And I've always thought that the sight of a nice pair of boobs in the morning was a lovely way to start the day.
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I like a nice pair of legs personally. Mr Bat is sick of me ogling his legs when he walks past in his boxers - he says he can't get a sensible word out of me, but then I always claim that I can't think straight until I've seen his legs. They go on and on and on... sigh.. I miss them already.
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09-10-2010, 06:23 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Antigo, WI [feel free to say 'where???' lol]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
If there is a god, didn't he make boobs?
In fact, the Garden of Eden story is in part about how Adam & Eve were pleased by their naked bodies until Eve ate the apple. At that point the two become aware, "to know good and evil," evidenced by an awareness of their nakedness.
Well, fuck being ashamed of our bodies. And I've always thought that the sight of a nice pair of boobs in the morning was a lovely way to start the day.
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people should be, by no means, ashamed of their bodies, lol seeing your lover in there natural beauty is a great way to start any day lol
ya, lol there is. and im ok if other girls want to expose themselves that way or if people want to become nudist lol. (thats on my to do list lmao) but what i want to emphasize is that the house of God is sacred and He should be respected in His home. so... in church, people (women), just cover up the girls for a bit lol.
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09-16-2010, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
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If a fat guy wanted to wear a low-cut shirt, would that also be un-Christian?
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09-17-2010, 06:49 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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lol no it wouldnt. many larger men who go to my church wear the un buttoned polo t shirts. its not my cup of tea but whatever.
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09-17-2010, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow
people should be, by no means, ashamed of their bodies, lol seeing your lover in there natural beauty is a great way to start any day lol
ya, lol there is. and im ok if other girls want to expose themselves that way or if people want to become nudist lol. (thats on my to do list lmao) but what i want to emphasize is that the house of God is sacred and He should be respected in His home. so... in church, people (women), just cover up the girls for a bit lol.
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09-17-2010, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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^ lolblank
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09-17-2010, 07:53 PM
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
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09-17-2010, 08:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
I like a nice pair of legs personally. Mr Bat is sick of me ogling his legs when he walks past in his boxers - he says he can't get a sensible word out of me, but then I always claim that I can't think straight until I've seen his legs. They go on and on and on... sigh.. I miss them already.
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AH! So THAT is why Mrs. Humane tells me to put on shorts from time to time!
No matter the occasion she never tells me to wear any particular thing and lets me dress myself as I usually do, but now and then she tells me to put on shorts. Now that I think of it, it is always the same pair too. My old high school gym shorts.
Heeheeheehee! It all makes sense now.
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