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02-07-2008, 07:38 PM
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I want to fuck some KFC!!!
Parody Thread!!!
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02-07-2008, 07:51 PM
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OMG
LOL! I don't know why but it's funny
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02-07-2008, 08:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I know who I'd like to fuck. Hahaha!!!
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I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
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02-07-2008, 08:13 PM
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Tastes like pterodactyl!
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02-07-2008, 08:13 PM
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Nuh uh! Tastes like my nuts!
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I was only good at enjoying it.
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02-07-2008, 08:15 PM
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Oh. So, uhh, maybe we should meet up some time then?
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02-07-2008, 08:19 PM
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Yes, but on three conditions.
1.) No-one touches my nuts, unless I specify.
2.) I'm driving. Always.
3.) You must wear the skimpiest school girl outfit there is while I am around.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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02-07-2008, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerius
Yes, but on three conditions.
1.) No-one touches my nuts, unless I specify.
2.) I'm driving. Always.
3.) You must wear the skimpiest school girl outfit there is while I am around.
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Fine. I can go with that.
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02-07-2008, 11:37 PM
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Lets Get Dangerous
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-08-2008, 04:53 AM
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finger lickin' good.
the extra tasty-crispy burns without proper lube, though
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02-09-2008, 01:59 AM
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I feel so... derided. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.
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02-09-2008, 07:22 AM
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How does one fuck KFC? Isn't it kind of crunchy? That doesn't sound comfortable. Of couse, you could be a masochist, I guess that would make sense.
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02-09-2008, 07:25 AM
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Trust me it doesn't hurt.
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02-09-2008, 07:29 AM
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You should videotape this. KFC porno!
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02-09-2008, 08:10 AM
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Less porno and mroe of a ***** film. I so totally offed that drumstick
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02-09-2008, 08:13 AM
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Oh dear.. what is starred out?
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02-09-2008, 08:18 AM
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Wow. Didn't know that was a banned one. My bad.
S.n.u.f.f.
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02-09-2008, 10:24 AM
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5nuff gives me a boner  .
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02-09-2008, 12:26 PM
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Sometimes I wish I had a penis.
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02-09-2008, 01:08 PM
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Sometimes I wish you had a penis, too  .
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02-09-2008, 03:36 PM
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Get a strap on
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 03:40 PM
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Why do I need one? I already have a penis.
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02-09-2008, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I love you!
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02-09-2008, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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I was just checkin Duck...
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-09-2008, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Wanna see my penis?
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