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02-18-2008, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Because everything in her home is waterproof...
The housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose.
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02-19-2008, 12:14 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
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Ah, the good old days...
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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02-19-2008, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Doesn't it makes you wants to weep a silent tear?
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02-19-2008, 12:41 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
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I sure miss those funky spacesuits we wore...
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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02-19-2008, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Yeah, I remember the Referral Denied spacesuits.
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02-19-2008, 07:27 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Me too....
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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02-19-2008, 07:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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This is brilliant, what's it about???
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Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
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02-19-2008, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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I can't access the link. What's in it?
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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02-19-2008, 08:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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The sad thing is, we have the technology for such things...but apparently not the social aptitude.
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"Follow your bliss..."
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02-19-2008, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
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Now I see the pic. I was reminded of this old product on shopping channel that was half vacuum cleaner and half hose. It cleaned carpets, wetting and drying them at the same time through a nozzle.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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02-19-2008, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A whales Virgina
Posts: 787
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I would not be a good house wife
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Must have been a dream from a thousand years ago...swear I didnt meant it....swear it wasnt meant to be.
Aim: K143rsjrp
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Originally Posted by Duane
Oh shit!!!*tries to run away, but trips, he breaks his neck on a stool*No I know how Hilary Swank feels like.
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02-19-2008, 04:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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I wouldn't be a good wife.
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02-19-2008, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I would make a kick ass wife.
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02-19-2008, 04:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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If only you didn't have a dick.
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02-19-2008, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Ah, one rather BIG drawback.
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02-19-2008, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Your humility is overwhelming.
Please change your avatar.
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02-19-2008, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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No way! I love it. I used to have that picture saved on my computer way back in the day.
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02-19-2008, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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It's either this or the boobs.
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02-19-2008, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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No more boobs. as;lxjes
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02-19-2008, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Boobs is ACES!
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02-19-2008, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Boobs is ACES!
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Yes, but unfortunately, unclothed female bosom isn't work safe. 
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"Follow your bliss..."
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02-19-2008, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I could change my title to NSFW.
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02-19-2008, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
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The Good Wife's Guide, 1955.
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious dinner ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. he has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Be happy to see him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him but the moment of is arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late, or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. have a warm or cool drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. remember he is the master of the house and as such will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.
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02-19-2008, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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I could be the perfect house wife (but why would I want to do that?). I'd have my hair perfectly curled, wear a lacy apron and greet my husband with a smile and a kiss every day. I'd wear red lipstick and my teeth would be white. I do hate cooking, though, so that needs to be worked on.
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02-19-2008, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik
The Good Wife's Guide, 1955.
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious dinner ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. he has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Be happy to see him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him but the moment of is arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late, or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. have a warm or cool drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. remember he is the master of the house and as such will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.
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If I ever did end up married and my husband expected all this of me, he'd find his ass out in the cold alongside all his belongings a split-second later.
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