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01-18-2006, 10:11 PM
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#726
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Ill-tempered barracudas. At least then I have the option of staying out of the water.
Being violently buggered by a gang of midgets or being violently buggered by a giant?
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01-19-2006, 05:25 AM
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#727
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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The giant.
Having to spend your entire wedding throwing up all over everything or spending the honeymoon unable to control your bladder?
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01-19-2006, 08:24 AM
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#728
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
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honeymoon, because then i can be embaressed infront of him rather that my entire family and his.
having to find out that your SO cheated on you with your best friend (it happened) or being stabbed in the chest repeatedly.
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01-19-2006, 09:02 AM
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#729
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I'd rather be stabbed.
Dancing nude in NYC or having sex on show at the local mall?
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01-19-2006, 09:29 AM
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#730
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Dancing Nude in NYC.
Because hey it's NYC, who would notice?
Rectal Exam or Colonic?
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01-19-2006, 09:49 AM
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#731
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Seattle
Posts: 105
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Rectal Exam (shorter)
Having your worst enemy wrapped in chains and sent to the bottom of a lake or 30 minutes of the greatest oral sex you've ever had?
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01-19-2006, 03:46 PM
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#732
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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30 minutes. I choose my enemies because of their intelligence. If I didn't have them, I wouldn't have an equal to rival.
Having liquor instead of blood or barbeque steak instead of flesh?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-19-2006, 03:48 PM
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#733
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yeah I did, I just edit 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-19-2006, 05:12 PM
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#734
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Tricky. Hotornot might arguably produce the more retarded responses... but then so might Gothornot.
Okay. Heads it's hotornot, tails it's gothornot.
Tails it is.
Having your eyes rubbed with salt or being sellotaped to Nickolaus Pacione? In the nude. With neither earplugs nor a beard-guard.
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01-19-2006, 05:28 PM
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#735
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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My eyes being harasses with salt thank you very much.
Dying while scuba diving or dying while parachuting?
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I miss you, I still need you.
Hear no evil
Speak no evil
See no evil
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01-19-2006, 10:35 PM
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#736
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Scuba diving.. luv the ocean.
Strangled by a giant squid or eaten by a giant shark?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-19-2006, 10:38 PM
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#737
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Excuse any typos.
But forget the shark I hate and yet love those creatures of the Devils deep. So the Giant.
Be found overdosed on heroin or choked on your own vomit from alcohol?
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-20-2006, 04:14 AM
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#738
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Cleveland... doesn't really rock.
Posts: 6
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OD'ed.
Wearing William Shatner's toupee or eating William Shatner's toupee?
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01-20-2006, 11:50 AM
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#739
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Seattle
Posts: 105
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Wear it. I'm not putting anything in my mouth that's been on that guy's head!
Slippery Stuff or Astroglide?
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01-20-2006, 01:15 PM
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#740
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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astroglide. now, where's santarea... hey, santarea! i've got some astroglide!
nailing the tip of your tongue to a slab of wood to scrape it with a cheese grater or lighting a full book of matches, one-by-one and putting them out by pressing them against your pee hole?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-20-2006, 05:51 PM
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#741
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
astroglide. now, where's santarea... hey, santarea! i've got some astroglide!
nailing the tip of your tongue to a slab of wood to scrape it with a cheese grater or lighting a full book of matches, one-by-one and putting them out by pressing them against your pee hole?
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Crispy Urethra All the Way Bay-Bee!!!
I mean really..
Burns will heal but Nails+Your Tongue+Cheese Grate=Permanently Fubar
Mr. Snuffaluffagus or Cookie Monster?
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01-20-2006, 06:30 PM
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#742
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Mr. Snuffaluffagus all the way!
Being loud and annoying, or shy and withdrawn?
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I miss you, I still need you.
Hear no evil
Speak no evil
See no evil
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01-20-2006, 06:43 PM
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#743
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Shy and withdrawn
More on or more off
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I Like Cheese!
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01-21-2006, 12:11 AM
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#744
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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more on someone can always take it off. Plus the more they think about it the more they want it.
being stalked by an ex or by stranger
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01-21-2006, 01:12 AM
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#745
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Stranger. I would rather not risk it with ex-girlfriends. I will take my chances with the stranger.
Have your finger bitten off by razor sharp teeth or having your finger cut off with a chisel and a sledge.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-21-2006, 01:50 AM
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#746
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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I'll take the razor sharp teeth, seems more effective...
Linux or Win... no wait, Linux or Linux?
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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01-21-2006, 01:56 AM
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#747
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Linux, because Linux just isn't quite Linux.
Pepsi or Coke?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-21-2006, 03:07 AM
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#748
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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Pepsi.
Rechargable batteries or one time use batteries?..........
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Confessed faults are half mended.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-21-2006, 10:00 AM
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#749
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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rechargable lasts longer
toys or s&m?
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01-22-2006, 03:26 AM
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#750
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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What kinda of undecideablly horrible option is that? You realize I'm inclined to say both at the same time. (but if I have to choose.. S&M)
If you could only listen to ONE band for the rest of time... heh heh heh..
Korn or Limp Bizkit.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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