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11-22-2009, 12:47 AM
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#101
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Too much booty in my pants
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11-22-2009, 06:56 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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Again and again in my pants.
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"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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11-22-2009, 11:50 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Pulse of the Maggots in my Pants
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11-23-2009, 12:54 AM
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#104
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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Corpse of Decadence in my pants.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-23-2009, 01:33 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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The Trooper in my Pants
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12-28-2009, 11:41 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 46
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Tears don't fall in my pants
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12-28-2009, 11:57 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 321
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Ants in my pants
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12-29-2009, 12:27 AM
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#108
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 46
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Riot in my pants
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12-29-2009, 01:03 AM
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#109
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Monkey Wrench in my pants
I note with some amusement that with all the millions of songs that have been written and recorded for public consumption, that song titles were being repeated already by page 3. It's happened quite a few times in the last couple of pages, so ...
Get Back in my pants
Look What You've Done in my pants
Do It Again in my pants
All You Have To Do in my pants
Get It Right in my pants
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-29-2009, 01:07 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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My fiancé killed his mother in my pants.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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12-29-2009, 01:39 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Jack, that is outstanding! LMAO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-30-2009, 01:01 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Our Last Summer in my Pants
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12-30-2009, 01:15 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 46
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Remember the name in my pants
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12-30-2009, 05:28 AM
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#114
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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Loliriot in my pants
My Cat in my pants
Girlscout in my pants
Everything's Brown in my pants
...and those are just from 1 Jack Off Jill album. Nearly every song on Sexless Demons and Scars would fit into this game.
How about Danzig's 1st album?
She Rides in my pants
Mother in my pants
Evil Thing in my pants
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12-30-2009, 05:51 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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Duck Chase in my pants
Reflection of You in my pants
Weird Desire in my pants
Love Me Two Times in my pants
White on White Crime in my pants
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12-30-2009, 10:58 PM
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#116
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 46
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Love like Winter in my pants
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12-31-2009, 09:34 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Hot hot heat in my pants.
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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12-31-2009, 07:34 PM
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#118
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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I started a thread like this in my pants.
It was better because it could have twisted answers related to regular statements in my pants.
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I Like Cheese!
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12-31-2009, 07:38 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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This thread is officially the worst thread in existence. Catch not only thought of it, she did it better.
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12-31-2009, 10:53 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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JCC - Just a question. Are you by any chance asexual? It seems to me that every time someone brings up sex or sexual jokes, they are retarded and immature - not just myself. You seemingly take pride in announcing your disapproval of such posts or threads, you even entered Ben's Sexuality thread to post your disapproval.
Now then...
Dancing Queen in my Pants
Super Trouper in my Pants
Waterloo in my Pants
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12-31-2009, 11:29 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
JCC - Just a question. Are you by any chance asexual? It seems to me that every time someone brings up sex or sexual jokes, they are retarded and immature - not just myself. You seemingly take pride in announcing your disapproval of such posts or threads, you even entered Ben's Sexuality thread to post your disapproval.
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Obviously it's the sexual aspect to which he objects, not the crass inanity. Finding no amusement in the insipid shit that makes you jiggle with glee may indeed be a symptom of asexuality, but I don't think you should skip over "has read a book before" or "is getting some" and go straight to that diagnosis.
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01-01-2010, 12:06 AM
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#122
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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The ball went down in my pants.
Yeah in my pants.
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I Like Cheese!
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01-01-2010, 08:10 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
JCC - Just a question. Are you by any chance asexual? It seems to me that every time someone brings up sex or sexual jokes, they are retarded and immature - not just myself. You seemingly take pride in announcing your disapproval of such posts or threads, you even entered Ben's Sexuality thread to post your disapproval.
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I don't have much sexual interest, it's true, but my complaint lies with the automatic response to anything from a select few members being "tee hee, blowjobs"
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01-01-2010, 09:53 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Casper's dictum in my pants.
Better metal snake in my pants.
The chosen legacy in my pants.
Fear and wonder in my pants.
Passion and the opera in my pants.
Better off alone in my pants.
My console in my pants.
Gamemaster in my pants.
Instant club hit in my pants.
Blitzkreig bop in my pants.
Ancient pride in my pants.
The pursuit of vikings in my pants.
Every time I die in my pants.
Heh, heh.
And for those without a sense of humor......
Don't rain on my parade in my pants.
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01-01-2010, 03:39 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
I don't have much sexual interest, it's true, but my complaint lies with the automatic response to anything from a select few members being "tee hee, blowjobs"
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I see what you mean JCC.
I just think you are overdoing it a bit. There is no need for you to enter the threads which are obviously made for people like me who still did not pass the state of thinking sexual jokes are funny.
I mean no disrespect towards you. I actually respect you in some way.
I simply ponder why you bother.
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