your worst dating experiences - Page 2

HumanePain · 03-23-2007, 04:48 PM

I'm diggin' your bad-ass attitude cradle!

Good to have you back.

Graveyard.Crow · 03-24-2007, 07:41 PM

My ex boyfriend was the worst
enough said

dark_dragon_of_ice · 03-24-2007, 07:56 PM

Im 17 and havent been on a date...does that add up to a bad dating experience?

MollyMac · 03-24-2007, 08:59 PM

Long story short, I am originally from a very, VERY rural area. So rural, that we consider it bad form to date at school because most of the students are of the same four families. When I was fifteen, I began to date a boy in the next county over, we hung out for a while saw a couple of movies, hugged (OK, rural and 15 years ago, we moved very, very slowly).

It was going great until I ran into him at a family reunion.

Third cousin is still too close and I gave myself the willies.

Sigh.

Best date story is my first date- this scary metal head picked me up at my Pentecostal mother's home, and took me to see Army of Darkness and stole a kiss when Ash said "Gimme some sugar baby". He's still a damn good friend

Caught · 03-25-2007, 05:16 AM

I've had one date I'll never forget, this guy told me he really liked me so I said we should go out and yes next weekend we went to best club in my town (altho I think the music sux, there's a good atmosphere and you see all sorts of people) with a few friends. But first we had dinner, pizza =), and we went to the parc afterwards to booze up a little. So we were nicely drunk when we went to the club but there he started boozing again, I only had a few beers. But one moment he comes to me and starts making out, but seriously, he was kind of undressing me there and he couldn't stop kissing me; he really overdid it but i was drunk and he was wasted so didn't say stop but just pushed him away.
Later I lost him, and after looking for him outside he came back on his bike telling he brought his friend home o.O I was worried sick and a few seconds later he starts throwing up in the bushes. Then we got back inside and another friend of mine starts throwing up too and asking me if she could stay at my place for the night, but my date was already staying so had to call her mom and ask to pick her up.
Then finally I was going to my place with my date, when I got home he fell asleep on my bed but not without throwing up on my floor. I had the worst night ever and a hangover in the morning -_-"
Few days later he broke up with me, telling our worlds were too diffrent.

badteccy · 03-25-2007, 07:48 AM

Before our "date" (which never happened) he texted me asking if I would give him a hand job.

HumanePain · 03-25-2007, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by badteccy

Before our "date" (which never happened) he texted me asking if I would give him a hand job.

He obviously suffered from premature expectation.

cradle · 03-25-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain

I'm diggin' your bad-ass attitude cradle!

Good to have you back.

Haha, thanks...Worst dating experiance for me would have to be...

When my step dad walked in having sex...

Oh god, that sucked.

DarkHeartedDemoness · 03-25-2007, 02:01 PM

One time I was having phone sex (not a habit of mine, I think it was actually the 1st time I tried it) and my grandma walked in on me masturbating. Does that count?

Ooh, my first kiss is a fun one, too. See, there was this boy, Brian, I had this really huge crush on in 9th grade. Don't give me that oh-my-god-you-were-old crap. I was an ugly and awkward kid. Anyway, I was finally starting to grow into myself, and so I was marginally good-looking. I was minimally aware of this, but Brian was so cute I was going to try to go with him even given my perceived physical appearance. He lived about 5 miles from me, but since we both lived out in the middle of nowhere, the Late Bus route (for after school activities) went to both of our houses. I started staying after school so I could ride home with him. Sure enough, a couple of weeks later, he asked me out.

Not long after that, we were riding on the back of the late bus, holding hands, when he asked me if he could kiss me. I blushed furiously and let him know that I would, in fact, allow him to. I was so glad that it was past sunset and he couldn't see me blush. He leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I blushed even brighter-- my first kiss! I looked at him, and I could see he was searching for a compliment. I smiled. He opened his mouth and said, "Wow, Katy, you look really pretty in the dark."

I probably have a lot more, but that was my first kiss, ruined by his ineptitude.

Killer_Burrito · 03-25-2007, 03:59 PM

Damn buddies. I too have had tough experiences. I never got far...just hopeless crushes that increase in a level of embarrassment everytime I get one. *sigh*

chimerical · 03-25-2007, 06:48 PM

so now that everyone is against me, I have done my job! so back to worst dating experience. Had this one girl tell me to meet her, came up to her and she pretended she didn't know me!!! I stood there and looked at her bug eyed and shit, didn't want to put up with that shit and left. Never seen her since.(There I did it with less puncuation Cyntrox)

DarkHeartedDemoness · 03-25-2007, 06:53 PM

That's funny, you think everyone's against you?

That would require that we give a fuck about you. We don't, though.

chimerical · 03-25-2007, 07:11 PM

not that everyones against me just that I don't care what others think

Godslayer Jillian · 03-25-2007, 07:15 PM

That entirely conflicts and disregards what you said a post before.

chimerical · 03-25-2007, 07:18 PM

well then I guess a small joke goes unpercieved by some. I mean leprechaun? whats with that? i aint really fat

Godslayer Jillian · 03-25-2007, 07:32 PM

You're quite dull.

cradle · 03-25-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by chimerical

not that everyones against me just that I don't care what others think

Well then what would be the point of opening your fat trap to share you thoughts?
Which you are doing.

MollyMac · 03-25-2007, 08:22 PM

If you didn't care, you wouldn't post. You'd simply live your life, such a sad little story it must be. Have a pleasant evening.

mrs.wes straker · 03-26-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkHeartedDemoness

One time I was having phone sex (not a habit of mine, I think it was actually the 1st time I tried it) and my grandma walked in on me masturbating. Does that count?

Ooh, my first kiss is a fun one, too. See, there was this boy, Brian, I had this really huge crush on in 9th grade. Don't give me that oh-my-god-you-were-old crap. I was an ugly and awkward kid. Anyway, I was finally starting to grow into myself, and so I was marginally good-looking. I was minimally aware of this, but Brian was so cute I was going to try to go with him even given my perceived physical appearance. He lived about 5 miles from me, but since we both lived out in the middle of nowhere, the Late Bus route (for after school activities) went to both of our houses. I started staying after school so I could ride home with him. Sure enough, a couple of weeks later, he asked me out.

Not long after that, we were riding on the back of the late bus, holding hands, when he asked me if he could kiss me. I blushed furiously and let him know that I would, in fact, allow him to. I was so glad that it was past sunset and he couldn't see me blush. He leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I blushed even brighter-- my first kiss! I looked at him, and I could see he was searching for a compliment. I smiled. He opened his mouth and said, "Wow, Katy, you look really pretty in the dark."

I probably have a lot more, but that was my first kiss, ruined by his ineptitude.

This is all very disturbing. It is why I lock my door before masturbating. I don't have any specific stories about horrid dating experiences, but I do have terrible taste in men in general. Or so people say. I agree only sometimes.

"There's one kind of person that doesn't masturbate. They're called liars."

MollyMac · 03-26-2007, 08:19 PM

Love the quote!!!!!

PersephoneX · 03-26-2007, 10:25 PM

Do nuns masturbate?

mrs.wes straker · 03-27-2007, 05:49 AM

It depends on the nun. If she's one of those nice cheery nuns like the ones from Sister Act , then yes, definitely. If she's mean, grumpy, and enjoys hitting school-aged children with rulers, then I would guess that she also masturbates, just not as frequently. :-D

PersephoneX · 03-27-2007, 10:28 PM

Ha ha...ok. I walked into the local music shop and started flipping through CD's when these two nuns walked in. I couldnt stop giggling. I didnt know nuns were allowed to buy CDs...they were looking at the pop section and the Westlife display. I laughed until my friend dragged me out of the shop. It made my day!

mrs.wes straker · 03-27-2007, 10:31 PM

You are terrible. I don't think nuns are supposed to be interested in pop music.

PersephoneX · 03-27-2007, 10:38 PM

I'm not terrible! I just see things differently...

I dont think nuns should be looking at considerably younger men, who are possibly gay and sing about doing things that nuns shouldnt be doing...masturbation excluded.