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Old 06-06-2008, 10:13 AM   #1
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im so goth i..........
something i stumbeld upon lately,a page full of "im so goth" humour,ive posted some of the best ones:

1. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

2. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

3.I'm so goth, I don't say "black," I say "blahhwwwkkk.."

4. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

5. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

6. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

7. I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.

8. I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..."

9. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

10. goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

11. I'm so goth I only eat things that are burnt, because they're black

12. I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.

13. I'm so goth I'm on the second stage of aloof . . . I'm "bloof."

14. I'm so goth my kitchen table slit its legs

15. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous

the full list is here:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4428/IAMSOGOTH.htm lol
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:20 AM   #2
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btw i do not know what the fuc.k Mickey Mouse Klub is doing in the post,ive tried to remove it, but like the barbie song it just wont go away.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:22 AM   #3
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You're so goth that you couldn't take 5 seconds to actually search for the other thread (since it's inevitable on a goff site that it exist) and post it in there...

Diese gruftis... faule bastards. *shakes head*
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:28 AM   #4
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You're so goth that you couldn't take 5 seconds to actually search for the other thread (since it's inevitable on a goff site that it exist) and post it in there...

Diese gruftis... faule bastards. *shakes head*
btw i didnt see it when i first looked, many apologies

btw "Diese gruftis... faule bastards"? there's no need to break out with the insults.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:49 AM   #5
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You're so goth that you couldn't take 5 seconds to actually search for the other thread (since it's inevitable on a goff site that it exist) and post it in there...

Diese gruftis... faule bastards. *shakes head*
I'm so goth i'm going to make this thread continue because the last one is long since dead...
I'm so NOT goth that...uh...

Thats all I can come up with...
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Old 06-06-2008, 12:58 PM   #6
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I'm so goth, not only do I shit bats, but the bats shit spiders.

I'm so pirate my parrot has a pegleg.
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:20 PM   #7
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btw i do not know what the fuc.k Mickey Mouse Klub is doing in the post,ive tried to remove it, but like the barbie song it just wont go away.
Last time I tried to edit one of my posts it told me I could only edit for 5 minutes after and after that I'd have to contact an administrator...
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Old 06-06-2008, 01:56 PM   #8
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Mickey Mouse Klub is what happens when you put more than two K's together. Like "k k k" without the spaces.

This is probably the third or fourth thread that we have about this topic.. *agrees with Methers*
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Old 06-08-2008, 05:08 AM   #9
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I am too goth to care about duplicate threads.

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Old 06-09-2008, 10:15 AM   #10
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Im so goth im not actually a goth.
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Old 06-09-2008, 10:24 AM   #11
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I'm not goth. Not really.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:47 AM   #12
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I'm so goth I don't even have to finish this sentance logically, I could just end it with...I Smoke spagetti
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:56 PM   #13
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Old 06-11-2008, 03:00 PM   #14
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I'm so goth I'm like, "HAY YEW! Hetrasexu-uhl! Whay doncha go awf wit yer WIFE n have missionery sex in thuh mid-wayest?!"
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:07 PM   #15
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You're so goth that you couldn't take 5 seconds to actually search for the other thread (since it's inevitable on a goff site that it exist) and post it in there...

Diese gruftis... faule bastards. *shakes head*
Is it just me or do I detect the scent of win in the air?
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:49 PM   #16
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I'm so goth, I puke all the members of The Cure...and Siouxsie.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:24 AM   #17
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I'm so goth, I puke all the members of The Cure...and Siouxsie.
I'm so goth that Siouxsie puked me!
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:05 AM   #18
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im so goth i punched a carebear
hehe absolutely love that one ^^
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