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11-21-2010, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I hunger for a worthy opponent.
Gnet didn't know, that when it pushed my buttons, it let a tiger out of it's cage...and one by one, they have fallen.
Helpmann, Underwater Ophelia, JCC, Alan, Ben Langer, Versus, Apathy's Child, Humaine Pain, Deadmanwalking, Saya...and the rest...All crushed beneath my hobnailed internet boot.
Some of you were smart, and became allies, some wisely chose not to engage me.
But I find the meager offerings here to be insubstantial, I THIRST for a challenge worthy of my might!
BRING ME A CHAMPION!
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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11-21-2010, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Super Street Fighter 4 okay with you?
Or we could just fight. I warn you, I have a mean arm bar.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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11-21-2010, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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11-21-2010, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
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Akuma is fail.
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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11-21-2010, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I want to be able to say this.
Bring him to me.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-22-2010, 06:10 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I challenge you to a round of Mortal Kombat 4!!!!!!!!
Last edited by vindicatedxjin; 11-22-2010 at 06:10 AM.
Reason: On the arcade console.
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11-22-2010, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Mortal Kombat 4 was horrible. Go for Deception. It rocked.
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11-22-2010, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
Super Street Fighter 4 okay with you?
Or we could just fight. I warn you, I have a mean arm bar.
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I've been in tougher bars than your arm.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-22-2010, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Gnet didn't know, that when it pushed my buttons, it let a tiger out of it's cage...and one by one, they have fallen.
Helpmann, Underwater Ophelia, JCC, Alan, Ben Langer, Versus, Apathy's Child, Humaine Pain, Deadmanwalking, Saya...and the rest...All crushed beneath my hobnailed internet boot.
Some of you were smart, and became allies, some wisely chose not to engage me.
But I find the meager offerings here to be insubstantial, I THIRST for a challenge worthy of my might!
BRING ME A CHAMPION! |
Do you believe your image to be absolutely irresistible, untouchable, and without flaw?
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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11-22-2010, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Actually, I believe my image to be a mass of scar tissue, mounted upon a crimson throne crafted from the bones of the fallen, set atop a mountain of bodies of those crushed beneath my blackened, hobnailed boot, quaffing sanguine libations liberally from a hollowed cranial goblet, taunting the very gods themselves with my own hideous, unearthly might.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-22-2010, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I'd like to see that boot.
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11-22-2010, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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But the boot may be manned by....a sockpuppet O.o
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11-22-2010, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
Actually, I believe my image to be a mass of scar tissue, mounted upon a crimson throne crafted from the bones of the fallen, set atop a mountain of bodies of those crushed beneath my blackened, hobnailed boot, quaffing sanguine libations liberally from a hollowed cranial goblet, taunting the very gods themselves with my own hideous, unearthly might.
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Would you say it's soo good at taunting that if you yourself saw your image you would have a similar such reaction?
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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11-22-2010, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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I have always been able to bait my opponents into opening themselves up for an attack, if that's what you mean.
One might even say I'm a "master" in the art of baiting.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-22-2010, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
I have always been able to bait my opponents into opening themselves up for an attack, if that's what you mean.
One might even say I'm a "master" in the art of baiting.
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No I mean, in a contest of your image versus your image, would both of you lose, or tie?
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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11-22-2010, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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The world would cease to be and then explode from the sheer, physics-breaking awesome.
Duh.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-22-2010, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Do you do anything besides troll around saying zingers and what not? If that's the challenge, I'll beat you into a bloody pulp.
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11-22-2010, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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You challenge me? Okay, where do you live?
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-23-2010, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Huh? Only one of those I remembering you actually dominating is Alan, and, let's face it, we've all been there. 
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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11-23-2010, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Actually, I would agree that you and I fought to a standstill.
I'm claiming victory because you rarely post anymore.
The rest have been thoroughly dominated at one point or another though.
JCC pulled a heel/face turn in the Polanski thread. Recently crushed Saya and HP in the Christian thread. Ben Langer was defeated via signature. Deadmanwalking via mass-ignore, Versus in the abortion thread, UO via waffle house / wear purple day / lets ALL write untitled sex poems, and helpmann via the Martian Knights (though to be fair, MIR 5 was responsible for his actual banning).
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-23-2010, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Who the hell is helpmann?
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11-23-2010, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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British Goth with boobs on his head. Headed a team of trolls on here a year or two ago.
Kontan, I, and a few others got into a 3-month long extended flame war with him before he was finally banned (after MIR 5 systematically reported over 75 separate posts where they talked about how they were trolling and intended to keep trolling).
Those were the days...
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-23-2010, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Boobs on his head. Sounds interesting. >.<
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11-23-2010, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Little Nickey style or figuratively like Bush jr.?
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11-23-2010, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Is frustrating someone until they go away really a crushing victory? I think winning a debate would more appropriately be described as actively shifting their perspective of the truth.
Standing from the high ground of truth helps, too. Shifting a belief to something that is false would be really impressive.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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