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01-04-2009, 01:07 AM
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Bushisms over the years
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President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief's original speaking style. Some of the president's more notable malaprops and mangled statements:
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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.
"They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too." Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Va. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.
"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.
"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.
"I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves." April 18, 2002, at the White House.
"There's an old saying in Tennessee I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again." Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.
"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.
"Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge." April 20, 2005, in Washington.
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job." Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Miss.
"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Miss., in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
"It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.
"Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.
"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.
"The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.
"And they have no disregard for human life." July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." July 4, 2008 in Virginia.
"The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them. It's good to come down here." Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, La., after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.
"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.
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01-04-2009, 01:19 AM
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Quote:
"This thaw took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.
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That made alot of sense to some...most people here (La.).
Damn presidential term limits. After January 20th the laughter dies.
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01-04-2009, 09:59 AM
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SNL is gonna get so fucking boring.....
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01-04-2009, 10:29 AM
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You missed some of the best ones!
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
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01-04-2009, 10:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raptor
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
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That was on there.
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01-04-2009, 11:11 AM
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Ah so it was, missed that.
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01-06-2009, 04:43 PM
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It kind of makes you dizzy, working out these sentences and all.
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01-06-2009, 04:51 PM
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Personally, it made me lose faith in humanity. But that happens daily, so nothing unusual there.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
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I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-06-2009, 04:59 PM
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If it were the internet, Bush would look like a troll.
Forum Bush After 9/11: "Al-Qaeda is a worldwide Terrorist organization. Some of them are in Afghanistan. Let's aimlessly blow up Afghanistan."
Forum Bush Slightly Later after 9/11: "Let's blow the shit out of Iraq, too."
"Did you hear the Pope's last speech? It was awesome!"
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01-06-2009, 05:45 PM
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There are several books out on Bushisms.
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"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.- Einstein
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01-06-2009, 06:13 PM
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Yeah. The bf and I have a calender of Bushisms counting down til Inauguration Day. The last one just speaks for itself. " You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone."
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01-06-2009, 06:21 PM
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Woah, it's Cen0bite.... Where the hell have you been?
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-06-2009, 07:19 PM
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Ah, yes, Bushisms. The laughter never ceases. My favorite one is "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."
50 Dumbest Bush Quotes from his first term.
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01-06-2009, 07:41 PM
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40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, as quoted by Robertson
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What a fucking bastard.
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01-12-2009, 10:30 AM
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01-12-2009, 10:48 AM
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"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House. such a casual attitude towards the pope, heh, I might be the same way, at least he didn't call him Popey...
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01-13-2009, 11:26 PM
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'Awesome speech'. What a great way to show appreciation to the Pope after he shows up at your home and leads a formal MASS.
It makes you wonder if he thinks his own speeches are somehow religious, since he seems to categorise religious services the same as giving a speech...
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