Rant Thread II - Page 107

vindicatedxjin · 12-23-2009, 09:10 AM

Well it's annoying, he's gonna have to pay lord knows how much, to fix all the windows.

Still Jack · 12-23-2009, 09:13 AM

Find a good scrappy and get cheap windows. Shouldn't be tremendously expensive. Unless it's a limited edition that shares no body panels with the thing it was designed upon. Then go and get them put in at some garage or other where you know the people.

vindicatedxjin · 12-23-2009, 09:27 AM

Yah he'll figure something out I'm sure... I'm just worried about my car now...cuz our garage is chock full of nothing but crap, that my family just can't bare to get rid of...so no one can freaking park they're cars in there. So we just park out in front of the house...GAH.

carakitty · 12-23-2009, 10:08 AM

My shit list for the day:
1. I've got a smokin hot outfit put together but no place appropriate to wear it =p
2. we have a storm in town and the roads are total shit so we can't go up to the mountains
3. we'll be lucky just to make it over to the BX + Commissary (which is less than 2 miles away) but we MUST go because we are out of the essential liquids of life
4. my man is on night shift all this week. We've known about it for over a month and we have had him off for Christmases past but it still sucks, even more so because my family is in town and even though he doesn't really like most of my family all that much I still feel like crap because I'm going out and having fun with out him.
5. no matter how much good liquids I drink I'm still as dry as a bone in the middle of the Sahara.
6. I NEED new bras. It sucks bad when they get stretched out and lose all their support! There's only two in my drawer right now that even make a marginal difference.
7. My man has issues going on with his lungs and nobody can figure out what exactly it is. He has to have humidifiers going all the time to breathe normal, and there's a nagging cough he's had for months. Though with the humidifiers going it seems to have gone away.
8. My girl's hands are getting so dried out and cracked from hand washing and sanitizing at school that they have BLED a couple times! When I talked to her teachers about it last month they didn't seem to give a shit and just told me to put lotion on her more. Why the fuck can't they cut down on the ALCOHOL in the class room? I'm planning to make quite a stink when her school gets back in session!

Well I think that is enough for now. May be back later with a shopping rant.

JCC · 12-23-2009, 11:56 AM

I want drugs.

DRM · 12-23-2009, 12:05 PM

Then go buy some.

JCC · 12-23-2009, 12:06 PM

No money, bro.

vindicatedxjin · 12-23-2009, 12:10 PM

What kinda drugs?

JCC · 12-23-2009, 12:15 PM

I wouldn't turn my nose up at anything right now, I'm just feeling strung-out and stressed.

Still Jack · 12-23-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JCC

I want drugs.

You and me both. I feel like eating a live pitbull would be the only substitute due to the lack of drugs at the moment. I need to phone some friends.

LakitaJackson · 12-23-2009, 02:42 PM

'Sup homeboys, I got more weed than I know what to do with! I think I may have been high for 45 hours straight!

But I feel y'all, I've been there before.

Oh, and to be a cunt, I should point out that I've also got a decent amount of two other drugs on my premises. (:

honeythorn · 12-23-2009, 03:00 PM

I'm really starting to detest a woman I have to work with. She's part time and comes in for the first two days of the week. She's really short, and so to compensate for this she completely and utterly fucking invades every concept of personal space imaginable. She gets right up in your face to say something regardless of what it is , and then repeats said comment several times at increasngly high volume . Her monotonous droning hedge trimmer voice does not help.

I honestly think there may actually be something slightly wrong with her. She seems very childlike and ever so slightly "slow" . Her loud repetition of the same topics of boring conversations about her relatives, wedding cake 3 years ago, her husband's job as a gritter ,the new kitchen she had installed 4 months ago, and her best friend's ongoing saga with an ex who won't go away, all point to something being slightly off in the brain department.

She also touches people far more than seems appropriate to me. She's all over poor Chris like a rash and she's married ( a fact she repeats several times a day, very loudly ) He talks about sex for a large propertion of the time, filthy jokes and comments ect ( just for a laugh) but even he seems very uncomfortable with the amount of physical contact she doles out to unwilling victims.

I myself am only just able to hug people without shuddering when my front fat is touched in any way, but this bitch marched right up yesterday, stroked her hand down my fucking stomach before I had time to blink and bellowed about how much weight I'd lost. Thanks and all but DO NOT fucking touch me!

She just doesn't get the bastard message! *screams in frustration*

Most people dread the beginning of the week as it's "back to the grindstone" On my section we dread it because we know Fran is going to be in for the next two days.

vindicatedxjin · 12-23-2009, 03:23 PM

Honeythorn, I've been in this position before except that the lady was a terrifying lesbian. (not the cute kind either) She acted the same exact way that you're describing the lady above. I talked to my boss about it...and she ended up getting fired. Sometimes you have to be a bitch.

the-nihilist · 12-23-2009, 04:17 PM

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know! If you really need me, just reach out and touch me, come on honey tell me so!

Ben Lahnger · 12-23-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LakitaJackson

Oh, and to be a cunt, I should point out that I've also got a decent amount of two other drugs on my premises. (:

See. What do those people that say you are abusing those welfare checks know? Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeythorn

I'm really starting to detest a woman I have to work with. ... I honestly think there may actually be something slightly wrong with her ... to something being slightly off in the brain department.

She also touches people far more than seems appropriate to me ... this bitch marched right up yesterday, stroked her hand down my fucking stomach before I had time to blink and bellowed about how much weight I'd lost. Thanks and all but DO NOT fucking touch me!

honeythorn, I'm with you ... that is just creepy and invasive. And I know the type. You won't get through to her with a civilized request, and depending on the boss or company, you may not get any help by talking to the boss.

Here's what I would do. Next time you see her, walk up to her with a brisk, tense stride. Intentionally invade her personal space a little bit and tell her in a stern voice, "LOOK, I do not like the way you touched me the other day. You keep your hands off my stomach and any other part of my body that I don't invite you to touch, or the next time I WILL tell the boss you touched me lower and will file a sexual assault charge against you. Now back off!"

Because she's too dense to get something subtler than that. That's just my opinion, but I personally wouldn't let her do that to me any more.

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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

I've been in this position before except that the lady was a terrifying lesbian. (not the cute kind either)

vindicatedxjin, it takes one to know one! Ha ha ha ha ha! How many cute terrifying lesbians have you met, perchance?

Seriously, nothing bigoted about that statement at all! LMAO!

the-nihilist · 12-23-2009, 04:42 PM

I want to go get something to eat, but I don't think I'm cool to drive.

Ben Lahnger · 12-23-2009, 04:45 PM

Based on that singing you're doing, you might be right.

the-nihilist · 12-23-2009, 04:53 PM

why do you think I was singing it? Maybe I was saying it in a dull, monotonous, and altogether uncharismatic voice.

Besides, it's not my fault they keep playing it in the casino.

Ben Lahnger · 12-23-2009, 05:01 PM

Well, I was hesitant to call it singing in the first place, but I didn't want to be insensitive ... maybe you can't help it?

They play the same things over and over there, don't they?

the-nihilist · 12-23-2009, 05:04 PM

The cheesiest 80's and 70's music you can think of.

Ben Lahnger · 12-23-2009, 05:15 PM

Yeah, I find myself torn ... because I always miss it when I have a job where I can't listen to music while I'm working.

But then I sometimes get a job where I have to listen to the canned music over and over again (happens a lot in retail) and I definitely find that is worse than listening to nothing over time. Especially when it's that damned soulless elevator music ... or the "Sunny" easy listening station!

Makes a person want to strap some C4 to a speaker grill.

Lady_Alyce · 12-23-2009, 06:43 PM

I'm on vacation and I just realized I left a lot of my accessories at home. I even forgot my fishnets. All I've got is one fingerless black DIY glove (the other one is in my car at home), and my parasol. And a few pieces of jewelry.
*headdesk*

carakitty · 12-23-2009, 09:08 PM

*sigh* how tragic, Alyce =( Any decent shops near by?

carakitty · 12-23-2009, 09:29 PM

The internet is boring. Why can't I find anything cool on here anymore? Everything that used to be fun for hours only holds my attention for 10 minutes. I'm going to have another stiff Cap'n + Coke and wallow. Maybe I'll paint my nails.

Oh joy, I just hiccuped and stomach acid rose up. Ew. Ew. Ew. Now I need another drink! =(

vindicatedxjin · 12-23-2009, 09:40 PM

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

Hilarious And Shocking.