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08-14-2008, 02:38 AM
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#2526
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted, But you develope a phobia of stage or singing in front of anyone...
I wish i can find the perfect shade of purple to dye my hair, and for my hair not to fall off
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08-14-2008, 04:15 AM
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#2527
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
Posts: 1,153
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Granted, but purple hair becomes associated with Paris Hilton, after she wears it to the Oscars; and you're ridiculed for being a posseur.
I wish I'd got one mark more on my Maths A level thing
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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08-14-2008, 05:38 AM
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#2528
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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OMG!! That was mean =<
Granted... But you fail everything else
I wish that they didn't play rap or country or trance or pop music on any tv channel...
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08-14-2008, 06:31 AM
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#2529
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; its fans motion to ban the genre of music of which you're a fan as penance.
I wish my vacation would start this week instead of next.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-14-2008, 07:27 AM
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#2530
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted,But your vehicle fired by strange UFO and u got abducted!!
I wish I died ten yrs ago...
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-14-2008, 12:37 PM
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#2531
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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Granted.
I wish $haDe actually spelled things out rather than using internet slang.
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08-14-2008, 07:57 PM
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#2532
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. He writes everything out, and is confronted by extremely evil lemmings about it. He is eventually beaten to death for his "rebellion against society" and the feds come looking at this thread for evidence. They see the above post and come to your house and bring you in as a witness. However, something gets lost in translation and you end up being put in prison.
I wish I could hug anyone I wanted to and have a friendly response in return.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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08-14-2008, 09:13 PM
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#2533
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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Granted, but then the responces become more than friendly, and eventually everyone you hug becomes increasingly creepily in love with you until one day you have a stalker. This stalker begins killing those you hug, seeing that those you hug respond in kind, until eventually this stalker kills you to prevent anyone else from ever hugging you.
I wish I could rap.
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08-15-2008, 02:48 AM
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#2534
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Granted, But nobody like your song because of your music composer
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Granted.
I wish $haDe actually spelled things out rather than using internet slang.
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I wish I spell things right !!
ps. That social things was funny (heartofflames)!!
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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08-15-2008, 03:43 AM
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#2535
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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You now spell everything as the word "right"
Example you want to write "Hello dearly beloved" Instead you write "Right right right"
I wish this bloody cough would go away.
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Boobies make me smile 
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08-15-2008, 07:45 AM
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#2536
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; it becomes sinusitis.
I wish my brother would pick up the groceries today.
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08-15-2008, 08:57 AM
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#2537
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
Posts: 616
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Granted, but he picks up Cthulhu's groceries and now you have hundreds of odd little fish men walking around and children's lost dreams sitting on your counter and of course a cultist trying to exchange groceries at your front door.
I wish I had access to several like minded musicians.
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08-15-2008, 09:21 AM
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#2538
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In the memories of other people.
Posts: 164
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Granted, but they all have the mind to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice kianti. ththththth. and then they fight over your liver and all of them die. except you, you have to go to the hospital for an emergency liver transplant.
I wish for world peace. (corny, I know...)
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08-15-2008, 09:30 AM
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#2539
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... Then there will be no fights, people get bored and kill themselves
I wish mom was a fast learner and wasn't so scared of the computer!!
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08-15-2008, 09:33 AM
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#2540
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In the memories of other people.
Posts: 164
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granted, but she learns so much that she goes OCD and won't leave the house.
I wish that the scientists would find a living seamonster.
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08-15-2008, 10:13 AM
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#2541
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. One day, it is discovered that its bulletproof class cage has been broken, and it is on the way to your house to devour it whole.
I wish I didn't have to clean and pack so much.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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08-15-2008, 10:59 AM
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#2542
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... All your stuff get thrown away so you got nothing to clean anymore
I wish that i could find the perfect avatar... *got tired of sponge bob*
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08-15-2008, 11:29 AM
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#2543
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lebanon -.-
Posts: 313
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Granted, you upload the avatar but you have connection problems and no one can see it :P
I wish i could turn into a ghost and transform back to human whenever i want and without people freaking out of me (on the contrary, enjoying me)
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08-15-2008, 11:37 AM
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#2544
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. Eventually, you transform so much that you fade to nothingness.
I wish I had more company.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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08-15-2008, 12:33 PM
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#2545
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted, your house becomes infested with midgets...
I wish I was god...
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Boobies make me smile
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08-15-2008, 01:26 PM
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#2546
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted,But the devil kicks your ass.
I wish my mom would let me hang with my BF when/where ever I want.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-15-2008, 01:32 PM
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#2547
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Granted... But as a condition, she must always stick around!!
I wish i had showtime subscription =<
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08-15-2008, 01:37 PM
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#2548
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted, but showtime suddenly turns into a 2 girls 1 cup style porn station...
I wish I had every Manga/Anime that I would ever like to read/watch...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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08-15-2008, 02:05 PM
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#2549
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Lol!! That made me laugh !! Hehe
Granted, But then your house gets caught on fire, and not only the anime and manga collection is ruined, so is everything else...
I wish my mouth didn't bleed so much all the time
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08-15-2008, 03:25 PM
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#2550
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted; your ears bleed instead.
I wish that my dinner would be ready sooner.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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