the Corrupted Wishes game

[Dancing_in_rain]

You get better, but only through the use of illgal rugs. You get caught taking strange substances to keep alive and et killed by an offened police man.

I wish my keyboard wasn't so crappy.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, now your keyboard isn't crappy since you bought a new one by selling your computer. Turns out, the keyboard wasn't of any use anymore.

I wish my game would download faster. >_<

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but it also finishes faster.

I wish I had perfect grammar.

[biohazard]

Granted, but your analytical and thinking skills go down as soon as your grammar goes up.

I wish that I will not get a tan this weekend I have to go to the beach.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and you are pale enough to scare anyone who moves towards you.

I wish I could remain tan forever.

[biohazard]

The tan remains in your skin, and your dead skin cells never regenerate(By the way, that is what a tan is, dead skin cells). You eventually get skin cancer and cannot go in the sun ever again.

I wish I could find a way to make my skin paler.

[raggedyanne]

Granted, here's a tub of bleach and donkey's milk

I wish I could lose 20 pounds before school starts in two weeks.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you come back looking sickly.

I wish I could maintain the 20 pounds weight-loss that I fought so hard to achieve the course of the summer.

[biohazard]

Granted. You now have to eat only healthy food, and any fast food or sweets that is consumed by your body causes abonormalities. Your body then rejects any of that food. But yeah, you do keep your 20 pound decrease <.<

I wish that I had a hydrogen bomb.

[Aaroneet]

*NOTE: Biohazard, I do that anyway ><.

Granted, you set it off and destroy the world.

I wish I didn't feel humiliated right now.

[Demyx]

GRANTED! You feel no humility in anything you do, and therefore stop caring about what people think of you, and you run around dirty and naked. You get charged for masturbating in public and go to prison, where you are ***** and sodomized until your sentence is over

I wish for World Peace, lol

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but human nature doesn't enable the world peace to last.

I wish that human nature had no flaws.

[Undead_Stagehand]

If human nature had no flaws, then everyone would be perfect...too perfect. Society would fall apart because everyone would be exactly equal, and no one would dare to tread on the toes of others in order to lead the world. Life would be about as tasty as cardboard.

I wish that age wasn't such a determining factor for school sports and the like.

[biohazard]

Granted, now all humans become like robots, having no dreams and or hopes. Emotions are gone now as well. But the world goes on without wars or conflicts anymore.

I wish that I did not have feelings.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and you have twenty-year-olds wrestling and killing five-year-olds because the twenty-year-olds don't know their own strength.

I wish that no school required its students to wear uniforms.

[Metabolik]

You didn't have to go to school in uniform but go naked instead...

I wish all chavs and anything chav related was eradicated from the planet!

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but a new group of people become your pet peeve.

I wish that we all could boycot TV forever.

[raggedyanne]

Granted, but you are doomed to a life of bad radio talk shows

I wish that I wasn't madly in love with my best friend

[biohazard]

Granted, but when that happens you find out your best friend was in love with you, and you now love someone else.

I wish I did not have to do my summer assignment for math.

[raggedyanne]

Granted, now you have twice the work during the school year.

I wish that i was a superheroine.

[Umbrellacake]

Granted, you are wished to the bottom of a lake filled with radioactive waste and now have the amazing ability to make villains (and civilians alike) scream and flee in terror at the sight of your horrendously mutated and disfigured new countenance! Also, you get a spandex suit to terrify evil in.

I wish my house was made of chocolate.

[disorder]

Granted. But then there is a heatwave and it melts and slips down the drain.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Umbrellacake]

Granted. In fact, you've never been healthier! As a result, you're the first to go when a group of cannibals raids your town for the freshest meat.

I wish I had my driver's license already.

[disorder]

Granted. But you suddenly remember that you don't know how to drive and mow down a group of toddlers.

I wish my town had a Krispy Kreme shop.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but all you ever do is eat donuts.

I wish my mother had no mouth.