the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 121

Geoluhread · 01-26-2010, 10:56 AM

Granted, you die.

I wish I get a full mark in Microbiology (all my other marks are out and they`re great, no room for corruption there)

skoteinh · 01-26-2010, 12:08 PM

Granted, but all the papers are destroyed by fire, and a virus hits the server, so all your marks are deleted.

I wish I owned every movie on the BFI catalogue.

Geoluhread · 01-27-2010, 07:33 AM

That would be AWESOME!!! BEST corruption ever!
Because getting my marks deleted means i get to keep what i already had =D which is excellent

Granted, but you gain tons of weight watching all of them and die of hypertension.

Lochnar · 01-30-2010, 11:20 PM

You gave me no wish to grant so...I'll make my own.

I wish Juicy Fruit gum did not have aspartame in it.

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 02-01-2010, 01:48 AM

Granted. Now, instead, it has arsenic.

I wish it were easier for me to meet new people.

Geoluhread · 02-01-2010, 01:50 AM

Granted, but they all think you`re a slut!

I wish I can eat tons of chocolate without any effects on my face, weight or health

Anarasha · 02-01-2010, 04:18 AM

Granted, but you eat so much chocolate that you puke your guts out and die.

I wish I could use magic powers to manipulate everything around me without my death, injury or mental instability as a result.

Lochnar · 02-01-2010, 04:07 PM

Granted, your new found powers prove to be too much for you to control. An errant sneeze opens a singularity next to you. Fortunately, due to the conditions of your wish, you will not die and will indeed have wonderful mental clarity of the event. You spend the next several billion years trapped at the event horizon. While you are not dead but you are not alive either. While you suffer no cuts or broken bones you still feel you body being stretched toward infinity as the singularity slowly makes spaghetti out of your physical form, it is not a pleasant sensation. You also get to enjoy the limbo that is time dilation.

I wish that everyone but me was a part of my Sims 3 game.

Geoluhread · 02-02-2010, 02:13 AM

Granted, but then, because no one can operate electricity-generating stuff, it gets cut off and you`re left all alone in the entire world..

I wish i could make more money =(

JethroAranas · 02-02-2010, 02:21 AM

Granted, but then, the antichrist arrives and declares that those who have the greatest money are the ones who will be offered to the lake of fire first.

I wish all my teachers would retire tomorrow.

Noumi · 02-02-2010, 05:45 AM

Granted, but then since there's nobody to teach in schools they hire our parents and then all the parents in the world become teachers.

I wish I were the inventor of an awesome machine that can make hair grow in seconds.

Geoluhread · 02-02-2010, 06:26 AM

Granted. you get suffocated by your own hair.

I wish I lived in Moscow =(

JethroAranas · 02-07-2010, 02:14 AM

Granted, but then all people in Moscow wish they lived in New York.

I wish foods don't have calories.

MySelf · 02-07-2010, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JethroAranas

Granted, but then all people in Moscow wish they lived in New York.

I wish foods don't have calories.

(me too)
your wish is granted, and they don't have flavors as well. lol...

I wish my dog was a real man

JethroAranas · 02-07-2010, 02:31 AM

Granted, but he still thinks like a dog.

I wish everything was free.

(heartofflames) · 02-07-2010, 02:14 PM

Granted, all those poor schmucks trying to make a living doing all our dirty jobs are free to roam and conquer, so the world falls into disarray.

I wish I didn't have so much work.

Lochnar · 02-07-2010, 02:55 PM

Granted! A mad scientist removes your still living brain and sticks it in a jar. The jar is small and boring but no more work for you.

I wish the people of the world would switch from oil to solar power.

JethroAranas · 02-07-2010, 05:45 PM

Granted. But the sun gets over used and then explodes. All black!

I wish ejaculation was just voluntary.

Anarasha · 02-07-2010, 11:59 PM

Granted, but you build up mental barriers from chosing not to a couple of times, and therefore you are now totally unable to orgasm.

I wish I had a lot of money.

MySelf · 02-08-2010, 12:11 AM

your wish is granted but then Obama suddenly declares that our virginity will be used for paying instead of money.

...I wish Gothic.net was pink.

Anarasha · 02-08-2010, 12:40 AM

Granted, but most of the members leave due to severe eyedamage.

I wish I never had to write another line of programming ever again.

freakinsheena · 02-08-2010, 01:13 AM

okay, your wish is granted. You shifted and took up another course which is BS mathematics or whatever you call that; major in Trigonometry. Good luck boyo!

I wish all the boys were bisexuals.

Anarasha · 02-08-2010, 02:15 AM

Granted, but they are too busy with each other and therefore never give you any thought.

I wish my brain would fall out of my head and splatter all over the floor so I never had to go to this crap again. (looking foreward to seeing that corrupt)

Lochnar · 02-08-2010, 04:11 AM

Granted! You brain is now "self splatting" and will pop out of your head anytime you want. Sadly this, while being very painful, will no longer kill you. So you spend your days in dread worrying about your brain. Each time it crosses your mind, out it pops to self splat again. This happens more over the course of any given day then you care to think about. Shit! There it goes again! On the upside you never have to go to that crap again because your brain splats disrupt the class so.

I wish the only music in the world was music I like.

Anarasha · 02-08-2010, 05:10 AM

(Nice corruption!)
Granted. You tire so quickly of hearing this music all the time that you wish that you had never made this wish. Seeing as wishes are appearently coming true on a whim, you cease to exist.

I wish my teacher would stop talking about Java all the time.