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05-26-2009, 02:09 AM
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Vegan jokes:
Inspired by a truly lame thread about the appearent lack of gothic people with a sense of humour, I thought, let's start a thread for vegan jokes :P Lame or not, feel free to post them 
I am horrible at making jokes, so I'll spare you mine :P
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05-26-2009, 04:50 AM
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OK. I can tell by looking at you that you ain't one. Wakka, wakka, wakka.
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05-26-2009, 09:06 AM
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I mean no disrespect at all, do not get me wrong. It was simply because I found some of the jokes in the other topic rather hillarious :P
Something like:
Q: What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
A: Soy Division.
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05-26-2009, 09:20 AM
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I don't like the Vegan concept, they keep eating my food's food.
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05-26-2009, 10:34 AM
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Did you hear about the vegan cannibal ?
He only ate Swedes !!!.
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05-26-2009, 10:48 AM
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haha xD imba
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05-26-2009, 04:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
Q: What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
A: Soy Division.
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Yeah, I saw that about three weeks ago, when Kontan posted it.
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05-27-2009, 04:37 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Yeah, and that's what inspired this post :P
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05-27-2009, 02:42 PM
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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05-27-2009, 03:01 PM
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!
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05-27-2009, 03:03 PM
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Not that it has anything to do with the topic but why do zombies only ever seem interested in human brains?
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05-27-2009, 03:12 PM
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Probably some douchebag movie.
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05-27-2009, 03:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
What does a vegan zombie eat?
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!
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You get an A+ for this.
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05-28-2009, 01:01 AM
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Hahahaha XD Seriously, imba xD
GRRRrrrAAiiiIInnNNssSS!
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05-28-2009, 08:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
What does a vegan zombie eat?
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!
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That was the only vegan-related joke that I knew.
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