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03-11-2008, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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Funny story.
Characters:
Brandi - my friend.
Joe - Brandi's mother's boyfriend
Joe's wife - Crazy woman who loves her cats.
Brandi was living with her mother and Joe this summer. She completely hated it there and she could not stand it. So, because she thought Joe loved his cats, she killed one. After she shot the cat, she put it on Joe's bed. Now, I know that this in itself sounds absurd, but the story gets better.
Joe is not yet divorced from his wife, and in some papersss they found that one thing she wants is her collection of cats. This would not be such an issue, as only one cat is missing, but Joe decided that to protect the other cats he would get rid of them. So, not only is she not getting one cat back, she's not getting any.
Currently, this woman hates Joe, so she is blaming him for killing her cats. Now it is up to Joe and Brandi's mother to either take the blame or rat out Brandi. Brandi is terrified that she will either be sent to juvie or a psych ward.
The end.
**Sorry, this probably should have gone in the "whining" section.
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03-11-2008, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Your friend shot a fucking cat. You will get no sympathy from us goths, those are our familiars.
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03-11-2008, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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The poor cat. Your friend is cruel, but I suppose that is because she was raised that way. Probably why she hates Joe, he was cruel to her.
Too much hate and violence in this world. (sigh) It really is a dark life for some.
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03-11-2008, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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She fucking hates cats.
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03-11-2008, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Xombie
She fucking hates cats.
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And I hate people, but I do I kill them? No.
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03-11-2008, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
And I hate people, but I do I kill them? No.
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I used to hate people too, but you get used to Soylent Green after a while.
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03-11-2008, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by Xombie
She fucking hates cats.
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You keep her out of your bedroom I presume?
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03-11-2008, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by ionic_angel
I used to hate people too, but you get used to Soylent Green after a while.
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That movie is awesome.
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03-11-2008, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: East Haven, CT
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THAT IS ***NOT** A FUNNY STORY. That is an awful story. Killing is not funny. I'm sorry for that woman going through a divorce, who lost the animals she loved. What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!!
Edit: Brandi, Xombie, and if anyone else thinks this is amusing. The psych ward is the correct place for that girl.
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03-11-2008, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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Originally Posted by Renatus
You keep her out of your bedroom I presume?
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Hell yes, I keep her out. Every time she's here she bitches about how ugly my cats are.
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03-12-2008, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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People are judged by the company they keep. Birds of a feather flock together. etc.
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03-12-2008, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ukraine, Russia and Jordan
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Did some one notice that we argue on every subject in this place ?
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03-12-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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there haven't been any conflicts in the lesbian pirate thread
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03-12-2008, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ukraine, Russia and Jordan
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Off we go !
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03-12-2008, 10:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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Originally Posted by ionic_angel
I used to hate people too, but you get used to Soylent Green after a while.
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... I love you, you're my favorite newbie honestly.
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03-12-2008, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Hell yes, I keep her out. Every time she's here she bitches about how ugly my cats are.
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Why do you continue to be friends with this girl then?
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03-12-2008, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ukraine, Russia and Jordan
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Since we all love arguing and trolling everywhere i suggest trying out " http://www.forumwarz.com" fun game.... heh.
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03-12-2008, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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I cried when I read the part about the cat getting shot :'(
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03-12-2008, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
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Sounds to me like your friend is coo-coo for Coco Puffs.
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03-12-2008, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Why in the world is this listed under "Funny Story"? Everyone involved in this story except the ex-wife is completely looney tunes. They killed a bunch of helpless pets to get back at each other. This isn't funny in the slightest. It's sick.
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03-12-2008, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Mmmmm, coco puffs, me and Emily have this way of telling eachother we love 'em, she says love you lots and lots of jelly tots and I say love you lots and lots of coco pops.
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03-12-2008, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: In my house
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Joe's wife - Crazy woman who loves her cats.
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Is she like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons?
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03-12-2008, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
And I hate people, but I do I kill them? No.
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Well, killing a person is much worse than killing a cat.
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Cheesy joke of the day:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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03-12-2008, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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Hell no. I'd rather kill a person than kill an animal. At least people can fight back.
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03-12-2008, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
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Originally Posted by bleedingheart344
Hell no. I'd rather kill a person than kill an animal. At least people can fight back.
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Good point, but you don't go to jail for life for killing a cat right?
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Cheesy joke of the day:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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