Love

[gothicusmaximus]

I am a master of the opposite sex. I am not a "pimp" or a "giggalo", but I do know what love is. I found sex during my freshman year of highschool, which seems an eternity ago. Since that time, i have to be in love, with fucking mad bitches. As far as girls go they are all right, they are usually there whenever I feel like it, they are not afraid to do new things for mr. And most importantly they worship me for who and what i am. My enormous cock is the good part of me, it is the light that fights back the uteral lining. Their smiles are those of angels having orgasms in heaven, their eyes have engorged pupils because it feels sooo good to have my freshly forged blade in her scabbard if you catch my meaning *wink*. And their heart, is more powerful then those of the girls who had heart attacks while fucking me. Sex is what makes me, me. And tapping that ass is the only thing that has kept me sane in this mad world. Although i have come to believe that sex, is not so much a feeling as it is a presence of being. They are my cumholes, and i THE MAN, and nothing anyone could ever say or do could change that. I wont name anynames but you know who you are. I love myself, so much.

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

Riiiiiiiigggghhhttttt.

[chelseagirl]

You are a sex GOD...a MANLY sex god! [insert sarcasm here]

[KontanKarite]

Will Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 3000 women. Gothicus laughs at this, saying that 3000 is simply a slow Tuesday.

[Johnny Gnar Gnar]

Or a compensation response. Anyway, I'll be quiet now, and leave my smart ass comments to myself.

[Noumi]

oh, it's been so long I last had sex... seven freaking months!! can you beleive it??

Uhh, now I really need some help

(Is that an emo gangster in the forum?) O_o

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by chelseagirl

You are a sex GOD...a MANLY sex god! [insert sarcasm here]

I'm sure glad you put that sarcasm safely after your statement that I was a manly sex god.

Or a compensation response. Anyway, I'll be quiet now, and leave my smart ass comments to myself.

eh, im not a 15 year old that fails english, im a 17 year old that has D- in english. That aint the crap that interests me. Im more into physical education and field medicine. So, in short, my 'humility' might be horrible, my tact might be in need of improvement, but that aint what counts in life. If yall wanna be the intellectuals, your free to do that, but it aint for me. So dont put me down (not specifically you, but everyone on the web forums who is oh so dedicated to bashing all who are great).
Cheerio old sport!

[L'Oiseau Noir]

This is precisely why I don't like you, Gothicus.

You're so fucking full of yourself.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by L'Oiseau Noir

This is precisely why I don't like you, Gothicus.

I'm jealous.

Fixed.

In all seriousness, though, recent studies indicate that I am not 'full' of myself per se, but in fact oversaturated with myself. Myself is oozing out of my pores. I've actually begun to sell vials of distilled Gothicus Maximus, as it functions as a highly potent aphrodesiac.

[L'Oiseau Noir]

Actually, I'm not jealous of an egotistical individual such as yourself. I don't, in fact, regard myself in high opinion at all.

I'm just sick and tired of seeing your drivel about how "awesome" you think you are.

[Metabolik]

I'm an underage sex god *puts on awesomness glasses of doom*

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Hahaha. Imitation is the best form of mockery.

[Solumina]

Wow GM you make me think of this guy I know who has had sex with about 99% of the chicks he knows, the funny part is about 90% of those girls say he wasn't any good in bed

[Wormboy]

Originally Posted by L'Oiseau Noir

I'm just sick and tired of seeing your drivel about how "awesome" you think you are.

I hope you're not basing this on this thread >_> I've yet to see him be egotistical. He can be a bit harsh on the judgment and criticism, but I don't see him being egotistical.

[gothicusmaximus]

Actually, I'm not jealous of an egotistical individual such as yourself. I don't, in fact, regard myself in high opinion at all.

I'm just sick and tired of seeing your drivel about how "awesome" you think you are.

Talk all you want, all I hear is the shrill roar of a green eyed monster.

I'm an underage sex god *puts on awesomness glasses of doom*

Sure you don't mean creepy glasses of future regret?

Originally Posted by Solumina

Wow GM you make me think of this guy I know who has had sex with about 99% of the chicks he knows, the funny part is about 90% of those girls say he wasn't any good in bed

Come now, that's not me at all, Solumina. Even if I weren't incredible in bed, most of the girls I know are ugly.

[KontanKarite]

GM is starting to sound like a long winded, highly articulate Duckman. Except this time he's not a duck and wears a cape instead. Do you still wear a cape, GM?

[Stormtrooper of Death]

GM, sure. I believe you 100% and I play bass in The Sex Pistols!! (sarcasm)

[Metabolik]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Sure you don't mean creepy glasses of future regret?

No i'm pretty sure I mean...underage sex god...because I use condoms ...and even if it splits...I don't plan on having it inside her at the time of..."coming"...x)
Cos we 69 ...

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!

[KontanKarite]

GM, you're pretty funny. But I've said this already.

[Dark Clarissa]

1. Sex =/= love.
2. 99% of the women you slept with faked it.

[KontanKarite]

You guys are totally missing the joke here.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

GM is starting to sound like a long winded, highly articulate Duckman. Except this time he's not a duck and wears a cape instead. Do you still wear a cape, GM?

Psh, say that again when I start posting the same tired shit 700 times a day, clamoring to see tits like they're quickly going out of style, and cultivating a prepubescent fan following. Then again, perhaps I was only annoyed by Tha Duckman because he confronted me with a manifestation of my own vices, and all of my arrogant posturing is merely compensation for a deep-seated insecurity and self-loathing.
Hell yeah I still wear a cape. Not during, though. You didn't think I was going to stop just because LadyLucretia told me I was "ruining goth", did you?

Originally Posted by SoD

GM, sure. I believe you 100% and I play bass in The Sex Pistols!! (sarcasm)

Hey SoD, you know that girl? The one with the purple mohawk, those tight bondage pants, and the biker jacket with The Casualties patch? Steel-toed boots, dark eyeliner, lipring? Calls you up at three AM to complain about the asshole guys to whom she keeps going back for some reason you don't understand, and never thinks of as anything but 'one of the guys'? Coolest girl you know, and you like her so much, but you just can't seem to muster the courage to tell her how you really feel?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me that she'll always love me?

99% of the women you slept with faked it.

Someone call the academy, some "Best Actress" Oscars are in order!

[Underwater Ophelia]

Everyone sucks but Kontan.

L'Oiseau, you're thick.
And Sod...I don't think you understand anything.

[L'Oiseau Noir]

Yup, Ophelia. I am thick.

But I could say the same for you.

And I agree with you. I do suck. I dislike myself as much as you dislike me, and that's the bare truth. So I guess we're all sailing on the same boat.

[L'Oiseau Noir]

Talk all you want, all I hear is the shrill roar of a green eyed monster.

Rawr! I'm a monster.

That was a surprisingly nice comment coming from you. I was expecting something more along the lines, "you're an irritating twit with a life barely worth twopence. I hope you burn."

If that's what you wanted to say (and I'm sure you did), I couldn't agree with you more. But even twopence is too rich for what my soul is worth. I'm dirt.

Bleh...

Just thought I'd say what everyone was thinking.