my mom sucks

[HellforgedX]

Oh, pshaw! You're just jealous...you pompous, teased-haired, baby-eating druid.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by HellforgedX

Oh, pshaw! You're just jealous...you pompous, teased-haired, baby-eating druid.

Jealous of what exactly?

I fail to see anything in which I could acknowledge on your behalf that I could be jealous of.

[HellforgedX]

Well, you might be jealous of my ability to not end a sentence in a preposition, or my ability to succeed in the art of not caring about anything anyone in the internet says. Or maybe it's my mastery of the Ways of the Hypocrite.

[Albert Mond]

Originally Posted by HellforgedX

Or maybe it's my mastery of the Ways of the Hypocrite.

Helpmann already has that one.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by HellforgedX

Well, you might be jealous of my ability to not end a sentence in a preposition, or my ability to succeed in the art of not caring about anything anyone in the internet says. Or maybe it's my mastery of the Ways of the Hypocrite.

How does that affect my supply of drugs and sex?

Again, what exactly have you got that I should be jealous of?

[HellforgedX]

Kung Fu Panda kicks ass!
Oh, wait, did Helpy McHelperson type something? I didn't bother to read because I figured it was the same thing he always types.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by HellforgedX

Kung Fu Panda kicks ass!
Oh, wait, did Helpy McHelperson type something? I didn't bother to read because I figured it was the same thing he always types.

....oh you are so cracking.

[HellforgedX]

Cracked*, you mean cracked.