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02-14-2009, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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'Twilight' nominated for Pulitzer Prize
Haha! Got ya!
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02-14-2009, 01:14 PM
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#2
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Yeah, you did...
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02-14-2009, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: the twilight zone
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i haven't been this scared since.....i don't know when
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02-14-2009, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Oh,shit. Seriously, the first words out of my mouth "What the fuck". I like Twilight but a Pulitzer prize? No fucking way. You scared the crap out of me.
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02-14-2009, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Australia
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Luckily I knew straight away this was a hoax, when I registered Albert Mond.
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02-14-2009, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
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Oh man, I admit I got a bit nervous.
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Funny.
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02-14-2009, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
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Originally Posted by Scareebowfairy
Luckily I knew straight away this was a hoax, when I registered Albert Mond.
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Bingo.
*messagetooshort*
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02-15-2009, 02:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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Originally Posted by Scareebowfairy
Luckily I knew straight away this was a hoax, when I registered Albert Mond.
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Me too, I was horrified until I saw Albert Mond was the poster.
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02-15-2009, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 182
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I thought i was going to die ha ha!
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02-16-2009, 01:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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I walked into a Barnes and Noble a few days ago and I saw an entire table + wall-to-floor shelf full of Twilight books.
I have a friend who was trying to get me to read Twilight before the movie came out. Then the movie came out and now she's obsessed.
I have another friend who doesn't read and she saw the Twilight movie and said it changed her life and that it was the most romantic love story she's ever seen in her whole life. She said she "hoped that they stayed together forever".
I have still not read or seen Twilight, but it seems like the sort of stuff one sees on the "young adult" shelves at the bookstores.
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02-17-2009, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
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It is young adult drivel. As for the title to this thread, it scared me more than any horror movie or book in a long, long time. I also knew in that moment I would never hear the end of it from my sister-in-law, who is obsessed with it like a fat kid and cake. Thank the elder gods it was fake!!
I will also put myself out there and admit that I've read the books. I felt like I had to know what everyone was all excited about. Now I know, and now I can go about trying to find some way to block them from my mind. I need Drain-o for the brain.
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02-17-2009, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
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Originally Posted by drewsilla
I need Drain-o for the brain.
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You joined the right forum then. This place will do it to you.
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02-25-2009, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
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Dude, you scared me half to death!
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02-25-2009, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 650
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Twilight= very boring.
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02-25-2009, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by mindless1
Twilight= very boring.
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Twlilight=vampires-blood-sun vulnerability+glitter+ immortal teen angst
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02-25-2009, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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I must admit I had an instinctual gut-wrenching reaction that threatened to wash out the calm and soothing logic that told me that Twilight could never be nominated for a Pulitzer.
I hate Twilight books. I read part of the first one, and never got past the first time he glittered...
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02-26-2009, 05:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
I must admit I had an instinctual gut-wrenching reaction that threatened to wash out the calm and soothing logic that told me that Twilight could never be nominated for a Pulitzer.
I hate Twilight books. I read part of the first one, and never got past the first time he glittered...
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Join the club, my friends forced me to watch the movie......Let's just say they don't feel well anymore........
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02-26-2009, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Twlilight=vampires-blood-sun vulnerability+glitter+ immortal teen angst
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HA! I love you. This is the greatest thread yet.
Kids these days.
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02-26-2009, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne
HA! I love you. This is the greatest thread yet.
Kids these days.
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Dude, you're like 11.
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02-26-2009, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Twlilight=vampires-blood-sun vulnerability+glitter+ immortal teen angst
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+ nonthreatening pseudo-sexual relationships
The equation is complete.
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03-01-2009, 04:40 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Dude, you're like 11.
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Uh Oh. SHE'S AT IT AGAIN! :O
Haha.
How've you been, Ophie?
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03-02-2009, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I typed the words 'when will' into Google in order to see the most commonly entered searches. They are, in order of frequency:
"When will I die"
"When will the world end"
"When will twilight be on DVD"
"When will twilight come out on DVD"
"When will I get married"
"When will twilight be released on DVD"
"When will the recession end"
"When will the economy get better"
"When will I see you again"
"when will I be loved"
Sweet christ.
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03-02-2009, 01:02 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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You scared the shit out of me with this thread.
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03-27-2009, 06:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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This thread made me exceedingly nervous... Thank God it was a joke! Good one!
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I typed the words 'when will' into Google in order to see the most commonly entered searches. They are, in order of frequency:
"When will I die"
"When will the world end"
"When will twilight be on DVD"
"When will twilight come out on DVD"
"When will I get married"
"When will twilight be released on DVD"
"When will the recession end"
"When will the economy get better"
"When will I see you again"
"when will I be loved"
Sweet christ.
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I'm sorry, that made me laugh. It's nice to know that people realize what's important these days, huh?! LOL!!!
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03-27-2009, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 340
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I say, sir, that was a bit of a ruse! Very clever.
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