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02-01-2011, 01:08 AM
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JACK STANDS AT THE BAR, POURING ANOTHER DRINK. HE CATCHES SIGHT OF HIMSELF IN ONE OF THE BARS FULL LENGTH MIRRORS.
J:- 'Oh baby, lookin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD' he says, eyeing up his six inch silver platform boots.
HE WANDERS OVER TO THE WINDOW,WHISKEY BOTTLE IN HAND. HE STARES OUT, TAKING A LONG SWIG FROM THE BOTTLE IN HIS HAND. HE TURNS TO FACE THE OTHER GNETTERS IN THE ROOM.
J:- 'Hey guys, who's out by the pool?'
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02-01-2011, 01:19 AM
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Who IS out by the pool? I've completely lost track of who's where and doing what with whom.
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02-01-2011, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Who IS out by the pool? I've completely lost track of who's where and doing what with whom.
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I'm pretty sure you're with me, sugarpie.
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02-01-2011, 02:14 AM
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Oh fuck..... 
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02-01-2011, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Is there ANYONE on Gnet you honestly want to make love to, without dick-slapping just a little bit?
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I would have gently cradled Disaffected_Shoelaces and love-fucked her until the bed was wet with tears of joy.
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02-01-2011, 02:33 AM
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I would have gently cradled Disaffected_Shoelaces and love-fucked her until the bed was wet with tears of joy.
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Why on earth would you bring that kind of talk into a Porno thread? Talk about your wilt & dry Black Ops.
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02-01-2011, 02:36 AM
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JCC, there's no joy here, just low down dirty sucking and fucking. Get the fuck out of my thread until you can bring some nasty shit to the table. Or tits, I'll settle for tits.
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02-01-2011, 02:36 AM
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I only watch well-meaning amateur porno and whenever there's any sign of disrespectful conduct from either party I immediately stop watching and feel too put upon to continue masturbating.
I sincerely wish I was joking.
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02-01-2011, 02:38 AM
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This is not the thread you are looking for.
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02-01-2011, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by JCC
I only watch amateur porno and whenever there's any sign of disrespectful conduct from either party I immediately stop watching and feel too put upon to continue masturbating.
I sincerely wish I was joking.
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You just haven't met the right cum-licking bitch. Maybe if you're very lucky the Judge'll do you a safe, sane, consensual & thoroughly nasty service one of these days. Actually, scrap consensual, it's for your own good. Now put this rubber ball in your mouth.
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02-01-2011, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by JCC
I only watch well-meaning amateur porno and whenever there's any sign of disrespectful conduct from either party I immediately stop watching and feel too put upon to continue masturbating.
I sincerely wish I was joking.
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Aww you're so cute.
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02-01-2011, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged
I'm pretty sure you're with me, sugarpie.
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What's the internet equivalent of a tackle-hug followed by enthusiastic humping followed by attaching oneself to someone's leg thereby immobilizing them right here, in the porn thread, FOREVER?
Oh, and MC, why the FUCK am I not already hitting that? C'mon, hop to it and sidekick my dong already!
Oh, and that THUD? - that was me dropping Kontan's ass like a hot potato. I'm willing to concede your point now, K. 
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02-01-2011, 07:47 AM
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I would have gently cradled Disaffected_Shoelaces and love-fucked her until the bed was wet with tears of joy.
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She wouldn't have thanked you for it. Trust me, I've got the chat logs to prove it - kid was balls-out nasty.
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02-01-2011, 07:52 AM
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I'm working on it AC, I just need a little time to pull out the deeply nasty shit I've got hidden away in the back of my mind
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02-01-2011, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
What's the internet equivalent of a tackle-hug followed by enthusiastic humping followed by attaching oneself to someone's leg thereby immobilizing them right here, in the porn thread, FOREVER?
Oh, and MC, why the FUCK am I not already hitting that? C'mon, hop to it and sidekick my dong already!
Oh, and that THUD? - that was me dropping Kontan's ass like a hot potato. I'm willing to concede your point now, K. |
*nods knowingly* They come and they go. Nothing gold can stay.
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02-01-2011, 08:06 AM
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Kontan, thanks for being so classy. I will never forget our time in the sun. NEVER. As I type this, my eyes are misting up like the windows on the room when MC has finished writing my next scene.
Don't forget me, darling.
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02-01-2011, 08:07 AM
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CUT TO POOL SIDE. ALL SHALL BE JUDGED RECLINES ON A SUN LOUNGER, THE SUN BOUNCING OFF HER GOLD FOIL BIKINI. COCKTAIL IN HAND, SHE SIPS DELICATELY, TONGUE GENTLY PLAYING WITH THE STRAW IN HER DRINK. SHE GAZES WITH AFFECTION AT THE WOMAN LYING AT HER FEET.
J:- 'Pj, get your fine behind up and go find me Apathy, I need a little.....entertainment.'
PINEAPPLE_JUICE RISES, HER EYES ROAMING DOWN THE DELICATE CURVES OF JUDGE'S BODY, DRINKING HER IN. SHE ADJUSTS HER OWN SUPER FINE LEOPARD PRINT BIKINI AND BEGINS TO WALK TOWARD THE HOUSE TO FIND APATHY. JUDGE REACHES OUT PINCHES HER ASS, HARD.
J:- 'Make it snappy cum slut, I got an itch that needs scratchin' and I wait on no one'
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02-01-2011, 08:08 AM
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Prepare yourself AC, shits about to get REAL.
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02-01-2011, 08:08 AM
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Moar moar moar!!!!
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02-01-2011, 08:32 AM
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PJ MAKES HER WAY INTO THE MAIN ROOM OF THE HOUSE, EYES ROVING AROUND THE ROOM AS SHE SEARCHES FOR APATHY. SAYA NOTICES HER ENTRANCE AND TURNS TO HER WITH A WINK.
S:- 'Pj! Lookin' good baby'
PJ :- ' Lookin' pretty fly yourself there Saya, you seen Apathy? His presence is required outside'
APATHY LOOKS UP AT THE MENTION OF HIS NAME AND MAKES HIS WAY ACROSS THE ROOM TO WHERE PJ IS STANDING.
AC:- ' Hey Pj, whoever wants me will have to wait a minute while I get myself cleaned up,' motioning to the now drying remnants of cum streaking his face.
PJ :- ' I'd let you get cleaned up if it were up to me but Judge won't wait, she wants you NOW.'
APATHY GULPS, TERROR AND DELIGHT BOTH PLAYING ACROSS HIS FACE. AT THE MENTION OF JUDGE'S NAME, HIS DICK STANDS TO ATTENTION, STRAINING LIKE A RACEHORSE AT THE FINISHING LINE.
AC :- 'Judge is here?She's really here? Oh shit, oh shit.......'
PJ SMILES AT HIM AND REACHES FOR HIS HAND.
PJ :- 'Come on, she said now and it's what she means. I don't think you'll get an easy.....ride.... if you make her wait.
APATHY AND PJ EXIT THE ROOM.
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02-01-2011, 08:36 AM
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02-01-2011, 08:45 AM
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Bahahahaha! I wonder what Judge has in store for you AC
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02-01-2011, 08:54 AM
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Hey, quit wondering and get writing that shit! Get to the fucking already!!
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02-01-2011, 08:57 AM
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I'll get writing when you get the Versus, Sol and Saya party started :P
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02-01-2011, 08:59 AM
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No fair, I can't concentrate until I get something here!
'Sides, I left him with Sol sitting on his face stinging his balls while you & Saya watch, he's happy for a while.
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