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Old 05-03-2010, 11:11 AM   #26
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For you, Ben, anything.

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Old 05-03-2010, 11:11 AM   #27
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You don't have to. I'll be quite happy once you are over in the corner, being quiet.

Get a load of this guy!
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:22 AM   #28
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Get a load of this guy!
Congratulations, you made the lame retort hall of fame.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:33 AM   #29
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Actually, I'd say Blind's response would have been appropriate if it were said in person.
Also, I'm with Ben. Where are the boobs?????
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:37 AM   #30
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Congratulations, you made the lame retort hall of fame.


Let's be honest. You would not have used the word "retort" had I not just done so.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:41 AM   #31
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:45 AM   #32
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Actually, no, PJ. In person his stepping into a conversation and taking over like he did here my response wouldn't have been nearly as polite.

But I digress. Manboobs not good enough? Ah well.
Ugly topless

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Old 05-03-2010, 11:46 AM   #33
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Ooh, violent Swedes. Watch out!
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:47 AM   #34
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Let's be honest. You would not have used the word "retort" had I not just done so.
A friendly suggestion? Do not challenge me to a contest of language, Even if it is your primary and my secondary. It has been tried before, with very humiliating results.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:48 AM   #35
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It wasn't really a challege. Obvious echo is obvious.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:51 AM   #36
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Ooh, violent Swedes. Watch out!
Really. I haven't hit anyone that did not want to be hit since I was 14, do you really think I would start with you? Or are you implying that such a mild statement would leave me at wits end?
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:54 AM   #37
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It wasn't really a challege. Obvious echo is obvious.
Obvious you say? Well, what is obvious to me is that you are out of arguments. And thus retreat to commenting my use of language.

How about getting this thread back on the rails?
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:55 AM   #38
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That you, PJ! The Swedish bikini team is always a refreshing break from the typical banality that suffuses the internet. I'm not claiming they're an intellectual stimulus ... more like a sorbet to clear the palate.

I'm surprised the call for a topless Swede didn't result in more posts like this:

http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpa...allpaper_l.jpg

(still SFW)
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:55 AM   #39
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Actually, no, PJ. In person his stepping into a conversation and taking over like he did here my response wouldn't have been nearly as polite.

But I digress. Manboobs not good enough? Ah well.
Ugly topless

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Like we care about SFW content. Anyways, she's not ugly. She looks like a Barbie doll.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:00 PM   #40
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Like we care about SFW content. Anyways, she's not ugly. She looks like a Barbie doll.
The camera and photoshop were both very kind to her.

Ah, mostly shes very much not at all what I like.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:09 PM   #41
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Here's a NSFW picture of Linda Rosing

TRUE TOPLESS PICTURE - NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS

I don't know how you can describe her with the word "ugly" - maybe many other adjectives could be applied, but using that one just confounds me.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:12 PM   #42
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I don't know how you can describe her with the word "ugly" - maybe many other adjectives could be applied, but using that one just confounds me.
I'd rather put my dick in a plug socket.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:16 PM   #43
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Sorry, Ben. You just need to get out and meet a few more Swedish girls, so you have something to compare her to.

No seriously, its just me. Plastic boobs are a major turnoff. Always seems ugly to me.
Mostly because they are so fragile.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:20 PM   #44
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I'd rather put my dick in a plug socket.
Um ... I wouldn't suggest those are your only two choices.

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Mostly because they are so fragile.
What the hell have you been doing to them?
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:24 PM   #45
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What the hell have you been doing to them?
I have strong hands? Then theres the rattan cane. And the ... ah, well. Either you get the picture by now, or you never will.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:26 PM   #46
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I don't know how you can describe her with the word "ugly" - maybe many other adjectives could be applied, but using that one just confounds me.
Ben, this is how we know you're gay.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:29 PM   #47
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I think fake tits are awesome, but hers would look better if her nipples were bigger.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:59 PM   #48
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Besides, since when can Despanan not speak for himself? Do go be quiet in the corner, insect.
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


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Old 05-03-2010, 01:00 PM   #49
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Ben, this is how we know you're gay.
I believe I would be thoroughly entertained if you would explain this.
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I believe I would be thoroughly entertained if you would explain this.
He's making a joke about how ugly that woman is.
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