Help me help them help you help me help you.

[Fruitbat]

*stops dancing and walks out of the room* Sorry we trashed your thread Saya.

[vindicatedxjin]

This is THE party thread.

[Angelic Dissonance2]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

Dude, I am so THERE! Except I'll use shrooms. Meet you at midnight.
And don't let the sound of me stepping on snail shells to hear their tiny little homes crack freak you out. I'm really not a bad guy. Ignore the maniacal laughter. And don't think the crying sobs are a precursor to suicide. In fact just say the word "suicide" and I will start laughing again. Seriously.
My dresser drawers are belly dancing with the curtains...

You are my favorite member.

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by Saya

Any questions you ask in this thread, any question at all, about life, the universe, anything, will be answered. When I get home from festivities tomorrow night, I will answer all burning questions with deep and profound answers. I can only offer this service for one day!

Note: If answers appear to be cat-like typing, or give you the impression that I am half passed out drunk in a vomit encrusted Starfleet uniform, wondering where I went wrong, let me assure you now that sometimes, my wisdom is so profound, so zen, its hard for ordinary people to understand. Its not me, its you.

So are you still answering questions?

Because I have one.

Why do bad things happen to good people and all the fucking horrible people get away with being horrible?

[Saya]

I said I would only offer the service for one day! And it proved that I am annoyingly coherent when drunk.

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Why do bad things happen to good people and all the fucking horrible people get away with being horrible?

Because karma is bullshit.

[Mir]

Damn it. I'm late.

[Fruitbat]

Alan - it sure is

So Saya - we can party in this thread then?

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Sometimes it's bullshit, but sometimes it's not.
BeauMonsieur had a customer who ripped him off for a few hundred dollars in cash and shoes, and was found a week later, half-way across the country, having drunk himself so silly that he may never walk again.

Edit: This is about Karma. Some people snuck in.

[Mir]

I thought only hippies believed in karma, and mostly because it is the sort of thing that fits perfectly with the hippie brand of lazy.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Alan - it sure is

So Saya - we can party in this thread then?

Alright alright, just keep it down.

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

Karma comes from religions that originate around/in India.

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Mir

I thought only hippies believed in karma, and mostly because it is the sort of thing that fits perfectly with the hippie brand of lazy.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

word.

[Solumina]

Awww man I missed my chance to mess with a dunken Saya . Personally I'm the same way when posting drunk, unless I say something I don't think that anyone would be able to tell. I'll test this theory tomorrow night, Saya you should totally join me.

[Saya]

Depends on if I get drunk at all tomorrow, I'm going to the university pub which is a little on the sketchy side, and I heard it on the grapevine recently that it's terrible for drug ****, to the point where they are going to order those strip tests and hand them out every night. But I'm going with a group of angry feminists, so I'm in the best company possible for that XD We'll see. If not, feel free to use this thread anyway.

[LaBelleDameSansMerci]

I want to live in Newfoundland. I'm tired of Ontario.

Saya: Keep your drink with you, and cover it with your hand (or get a trusted friend to do it). Have fun, though.

The drunker I get, the more typos I make, though I usually catch them because I'm so particular, but that's usually it. Other than that, I might get belligerent if I'm drinking port. I know that port makes me swear at my art...

Did I mention that Sandeman port is awesome? I first bought it because of Neil Gaiman's Sandman series, just like I first bought Ubuntu wine (from South Africa) because it shares a name with an awesome OS. It also turned out to be good.

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by Saya

Alright alright, just keep it down.

Saya was on the dance floor
Her dancing was fantastic
Then there was a sudden snap!
You can't trust Walmart elastic.

Busting a move... KERTHUMP! Crap I really need to get me some coordination. It's that stupid karma for you.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci

I want to live in Newfoundland. I'm tired of Ontario.

You move here and I'll always be bugging you to paint me things XD that would however put your kids through college.

Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Saya was on the dance floor
Her dancing was fantastic
Then there was a sudden snap!
You can't trust Walmart elastic.

Busting a move... KERTHUMP! Crap I really need to get me some coordination. It's that stupid karma for you.

Oh, please let this turn into the rap thread.

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by Saya

You move here and I'll always be bugging you to paint me things XD that would however put your kids through college.



Oh, please let this turn into the rap thread.

Well that was it for me, and it wasn't my rap - it was stolen. I have another one, again stolen


1 1 was a racehorse
1 1 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2


Okay my brain hurts, back to the dancing.

[LetheanBlacklight]

Originally Posted by Saya

I think when I sober up I'm going to be really disappointed on how coherent I was. Seriously, I'm pissed loaded drunk, and I'm not even making typos, let alone feel tempted to post pictures of my tits.

Or maybe I only think I'm coherent I'm actually typing awegahdasdhPENISadefharhe.

dang.. when I type under the influence, it half makes sense and the latter half is incoherent gibberish.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Saya

Depends on if I get drunk at all tomorrow, I'm going to the university pub which is a little on the sketchy side, and I heard it on the grapevine recently that it's terrible for drug ****, to the point where they are going to order those strip tests and hand them out every night. But I'm going with a group of angry feminists, so I'm in the best company possible for that XD We'll see. If not, feel free to use this thread anyway.

Be careful Saya, at least you are in safe hands.

[Solumina]

On a different note this thread is now for people seeking the help of drunken members, apparently you can ask questions of Saya when drunk, now you can ask me for advice on any of your troubles. I promise honesty, but the advice you receive may or may not make any sense.

[Saya]

Are you still up? What's the meaning of toast?

[Solumina]

I am totally still up.

Toast is what all toasters toast.

Also if you look at the word toast long enough it starts to look like it is misspelled, or maybe that's just me

[ape descendant]

I think that the majority of English words look misspelled at one point or another.