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01-20-2008, 08:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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What Mental Disorder Can You Claim to Have?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_mental_...er_do_you_have
Now that can be funny. That's the beauty of satire: subtlety. I have done virtually nothing different and yet it's clearly ironic.
I can claim to have: massive hypochondria!!!!!!!!
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-20-2008, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Har, I got ADD.
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01-20-2008, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Fascination Street
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I got OCD... I was actually diagnosed with a moderate case of it three years ago. I find that test incredibly insulting to people who have the disorder (or any other mental disorder), as any angsty teen who "needs to touch things" could take it and then claim to have OCD, therefore making people think that the disease isn't legitimate and lose respect for people who've actually been diagnosed and struggle with it daily.
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We do wrong no-one forgets
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01-20-2008, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Redundant repetitive behavior redundancy.
But thanks to the internet I have it under control.
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01-20-2008, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Under the clouds.
Posts: 598
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Paranoia.
Funny.
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01-20-2008, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
Posts: 706
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Paranoia, followed by OCD.
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01-20-2008, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I'm paranoid!!! I really am paranoid, too.
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01-20-2008, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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manic depression, ocd, anxiety, and possible ADD.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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01-20-2008, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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I have ADD, it seems!
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01-20-2008, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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This so made my day.
Apparently I have ADD followed by Manic Depression?
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01-20-2008, 10:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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By the way, this was not to steal Raven's thunder in any way. Actually it was my way of saying that indeed we do not have to take this seriously, but that it sounded ridiculously serious.
I don't like the recent defense mechanism that demands other people to take what they say as a joke when it didn't sound as a joke to begin with.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-20-2008, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Manic depressive here, oh the wonders of internet quizzes =D
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01-20-2008, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
Posts: 857
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Manic Depression...I'm amazed that they didn't slap Assburpers in there.
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01-21-2008, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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It said "you."
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01-21-2008, 06:37 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I have ADD! OH NOES!
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01-21-2008, 06:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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The test told me that I am a very eccentric, compassionate, and overintellgent individual, but when people make fun of me on the internet, I become homicidal.
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01-21-2008, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Cardiff
Posts: 173
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Paranoid.
Well, I wasn't until they started coming after me.
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01-21-2008, 07:41 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
The test told me that I am a very eccentric, compassionate, and overintellgent individual, but when people make fun of me on the internet, I become homicidal.
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Did it say you also have autism and asperger's?
Supposedly, I have OCD.
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01-21-2008, 08:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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Apparently I'm primarily manic depressive, with signs of ADD, GAD, Paranoia, and OCD.
And here I thought I just had mild schizophrenic tendencies....gah.
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(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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01-21-2008, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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Manic depressive.
Wow, I actually have that too according to my psychiatrist.
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01-21-2008, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
Posts: 465
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um ooh yay now I can rightfully pretend to be manic depressive? So, be right back *runs off to emo-forum around the block*
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01-22-2008, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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OH NOESS!!!!!!!!!
I'm paranoid!!!!!!!
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01-23-2008, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Apparently, I have ADD, which is odd because I could have sworn I was either bipolar or clinically depressed..
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01-23-2008, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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MAnic Depressive...
Followed by paranoia..
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01-23-2008, 11:58 AM
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#25
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
Posts: 1,670
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Manic depressive.
I like the description lol:
"You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed."
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