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[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Disarming good looks, peerless intellect, thriving sex life, and that's just off the top of my perfect head!

In other words, nothing. At least in my case. I can't speak for others.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

In other words, nothing. At least in my case.

Indeed, Beneath the Shadows, you possess unique values and priorities, but I am entirely able to respect that. Good luck on your quest to be as ugly, dumb, and sexually deprived as possible.

[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Indeed, Beneath the Shadows, you possess unique values and priorities, but I am entirely able to respect that. Good luck on your quest to be as ugly, dumb, and sexually deprived as possible.

No, you misunderstand. I have no reason to be jealous of those things you listed because they apply to me. I have no reason to be jealous of something I already possess. Besides, judging by you user avatar and a good number of your posts, you're clearly lying about at least two of those three attributes. Not that I'm holding that against you. Everyone has a method of making themselves feel better about their lot in life.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

No, you misunderstand. I have no reason to be jealous of those things you listed because they apply to me. I have no reason to be jealous of something I already possess. Besides, judging by you user avatar and a good number of your posts, you're clearly lying about at least two of those three attributes. Not that I'm holding that against you. Everyone has a method of making themselves feel better about their lot in life.

As I said, Beneath the Shadows, you are entitled to your worldview, however incomprehensibly bizarre it may seem to the average man. The standard of beauty maintained by the Kayan people compels their women to elongate their necks with brass rings-- they might find me unattractive as well. However, I cannot abide your implication that I would lie, or in anyway seek to deceive the members of this message board whom I so dearly love. I am merely asserting what is invariably true within my own cosmology, a cosmology I believe may very well be substantially more popular than your own. Perhaps a poll is in order?

[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Perhaps a poll is in order?

If you feel that insecure about it, then by all means.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Beneath, why do you suddenly hate him so much?

[blackwater1110]

Because gothicus just took a shit and named it 'the Shadows.'

[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Beneath, why do you suddenly hate him so much?

I don't. Nothing I have said to him is meant to come across as hateful. I'm not saying that I'm trying to be nice, just not hateful.

[KontanKarite]

But he's schooling the shit out of you.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

If you feel that insecure about it, then by all means.

Oh, no, the purpose of such a poll would not be to abate any insecurity on my part, merely to sufficiently establish that I have no mendacious intent, and that, in saying what I say, I do nothing more than advance an idea maintained by myself and many others to be true. In fact, were I not fully confident that the results of such a census would overwhelmingly support my position in this particular argument, I most likely would not have suggested it be conducted, as to be summarily proven wrong in such a fashion would be quite embarrassing. I am too lazy and do not care enough what you think to contrive a means of objectively weighing our respective contentions against one another, but should you feel compelled to come up with such a means yourself I would certainly encourage you to implement it, and thereby realize the inaccuracy of your claims-- unless you wish to cling to the comfort your yet unverified beliefs afford you, which is of course your prerogative.

Beneath, why do you suddenly hate him so much?

Haven't we been over jealousy already?

[Beneath the Shadows]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Oh, no, the purpose of such a poll would not be to abate any insecurity on my part, merely to sufficiently establish that I have no mendacious intent, and that, in saying what I say, I do nothing more than advance an idea maintained by myself and many others to be true. In fact, were I not fully confident that the results of such a census would overwhelmingly support my position in this particular argument, I most likely would not have suggested it be conducted, as to be summarily proven wrong in such a fashion would be quite embarrassing.

The very fact that you brought up making a poll says otherwise.

I am too lazy and do not care enough what you think to contrive a means of objectively weighing our respective contentions against one another, but should you feel compelled to come up with such a means yourself I would certainly encourage you to implement it, and thereby realize the inaccuracy of your claims-- unless you wish to cling to the comfort your yet unverified beliefs afford you, which is of course your prerogative.

Taking the time to write out such a long reply says that you care a bit more than "not enough." But if you wish to go on proving to everyone how little you care about what I think, then by all means continue going to great lengths doing so.

[gothicusmaximus]

Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

The very fact that you brought up making a poll says otherwise.

Please explain how this makes sense.

Taking the time to write out such a long reply says that you care a bit more than "not enough." But if you wish to go on proving to everyone how little you care about what I think, then by all means continue going to great lengths doing so.

I said I don't care enough to invent a means of objectively weighing our respective contentions against one another. Your allegations are, however, sufficiently inflammatory that I will trouble myself to take 45 seconds (or as you might say "go to great lengths") and reply to your increasingly dumb posts-- it's not entirely unamusing.

[JCC]

Originally Posted by blackwater1110

Because gothicus just took a shit and named it 'the Shadows.'

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

[PhenomenalTranquility]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Every time gothicus pwns a moron, an angel gets his wings. And goes on the rampage, killing yet more morons. It's a beautiful cycle.

He did not pwn me, you fool! and he NEVER WILL!

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by PhenomenalTranquility

He did not pwn me, you fool! and he NEVER WILL!

No, really, he did. But that's the thing with morons - often they're too fucking dumb to know it when they've been pwned.

[PhenomenalTranquility]

No. You're just a bitch because you dislike people who disagree with you, and then quote Chris Crocker.

[Apathy's_Child]

Actually, I'm cool with people disagreeing with me. I dislike people who don't have two brain cells to rub together.

[PhenomenalTranquility]

Such a childish comeback... I'm suprised you didn't put a XP emoticon at the end of your sentence.

[Apathy's_Child]

You want a childish comeback? Okay, here it is - ya ready?

YOU MADE ONE FIRST!!!!!!!


See Fig. 1 (complete with shitty DIY emoticon, in similar vein to your own accusation):

Originally Posted by PhenomenalTranquility

you are a rottening son of a bitch filled with puss!
XD

[GothicChristian]

By reading this thread, I've made an opinion that I don't think will change anytime soon. This opinion would be that Gothicus is my new favorite person!

Your so witty Gothicus! How did you get that way?