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02-15-2006, 10:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
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Yo momma's so goth, she's the one who had Dracula
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02-16-2006, 10:51 AM
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#102
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Yo' mama's so gawth those clips in her hair are really spiders.
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02-16-2006, 10:54 AM
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#103
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
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Yo momma's so goth that she listens to Country music!!!!
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02-16-2006, 11:22 AM
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#104
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma
Yo momma's so goth that she listens to Country music!!!!
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*PHWAP*
I don't think one was enough..
*PHWAP PHWAP*
Carry on..
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02-16-2006, 12:56 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
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Yo' Mama's so goth, she uses her fangs to pick the pebbles out of the soles of her New Rocks.
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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02-16-2006, 04:03 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Yo' mamma's so goth, the religion of Cybele was created for her
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-16-2006, 08:37 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Yo' momma's so goth, she loves me 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-16-2006, 09:56 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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We all do, dearest.
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02-16-2006, 10:08 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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Yo momma's so goth that clove cigarettes are made from the finest parts of her pubic hairs.
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-16-2006, 10:37 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Your momma's so goth that she created the video ipod just so she could steal an intimate moment with Robert Smith in the bathroom at work.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-16-2006, 10:44 PM
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#111
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Yo momma's so goth she feeds on infants 
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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02-16-2006, 10:57 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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Yeah? Well your momma's so goth she's a robosexual alien from banana, Uranus.
Plus, she's fucking hawt. 
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-16-2006, 11:02 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Correction: She is a robosexual androgynoid alien from Uranus, and she smells like a giraffe cage
Yeah well....Yo' momma's so goth that teenage babygoths go to a website to post photos of their pity cuts.
The website's called 'Yomommafreaks'
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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11-05-2006, 12:31 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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After abstaining for so long I have found that
I...
cannot...
resist...
Yo momma's so goth that standing within six feet of her aura will spontaneously blacken whatever you are wearing...
*aaah... sweet release...*
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 12:37 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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yo momma's so goth she cuts when she shaves so she bleeds down there year 'round foolz!
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-05-2006, 12:58 AM
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#116
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Haha, I missed this thread!
I’ll post my favorite ones of the ones I said while I come up with others:
Yo momma's so goth, she was the reason of the dark ages
Yo momma's so goth, God feels better about the rest of us
Yo' momma's so goth, she made Tilo Wolff cry telling him a thousand reasons why he's not a real goth
Yo' momma's so goth, the Bible foresought her coming
Yo' momma's so goth, she made The David cry (I don't get it)
Yo' momma's so goth, her shadow outshines her
Yo' momma's so goth, she loves me
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-05-2006, 01:02 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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this thread is a funny version of school -.- the joke itself is terrible and has been around forever. still popular though among the boys.
yo momma's so goth, she drank the Communion wine and asked the pastor why it didn't taste like a black man.
*if that's racist or mean to Christians, sorry, it's a joke, it's a joke!*
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-05-2006, 01:11 AM
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#118
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Yo momma's so goth, she can only see in black and white.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 01:12 AM
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#119
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
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Yo momma's so goth, she went out for an afternoon snack and came home with your daddy
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-05-2006, 01:16 AM
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#120
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
Posts: 347
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Yo momma's so goth she made dracula cry away in shame.
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11-05-2006, 01:19 AM
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#121
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Yo momma's so goth that when you try to touch her, her hair hisses at you.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 01:29 AM
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#122
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
Posts: 347
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Yo momma's so goth she shits bats.
(actually I think that's an old one, if I recall correctly)
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11-05-2006, 01:33 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Yo momma's so goth... she wears black?
How'd I do?
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Hist. Hark.
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11-05-2006, 01:33 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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The universe used to be white, but yo moma's so goth, she made God paint it black.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-05-2006, 01:35 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Um... silver star for effort?
::affixes star to disorder's nose::
Try something like:
Yo momma's so goth that not even light can escape.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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